Dear ranked players:
1. When you have second pick banning rammus/nocturne/shen/amumu is great. When you have first pick you should attempt to leave one of those in there and get them for your team.
2. When you do get them for your team (i.e. Rammus) and agree to trade him for Ryze, you should actually do so. Ryze with smite, tank runes and jungling masteries is something of a joke early game. When you make this mistake (actually declining my trade twice) do not compound it by purchasing AP on Rammus and telling me to go tank Ryze and if you do say something this stupid listen when all four of your teammates chime in and tell you it's a bad idea. Rammus with blasting wand + tome is nothing but a joke and you cost us the game.
3. Learn how to bait & coordinate attacks. If someone comes to your bushes to gank and they have CC, don't immediately jump in and ult (I'm looking at you Kat) allowing them to get away. Wait for the CC. If nothing else ping before you go in.
4. Learn when to towerdive.... you're level 30 you should have a good feel for this.
5. When a teammate dies don't compound it by diving into a 1v3 trying to get revenge.... duh.
6. Good job kat on getting FB, it doesn't give you carte blanche to start diving in at any opponent you want thinking you can kill them.
7. Learn to last hit. We had no jungle and they sent an Ashe to second solo... Blitz and Ryze should easily be able to deny, but you blitz decided that she deserves to get experience and gold while sitting safely at her tower. When that Nunu came out of the jungle and tried to gank you I saved you with my 'w'. After that you didn't b, you pushed and Nunu ganked again.. this time successfully that is your fault you moron. Sure I killed him too but there was no reason to push unless you can hurt the tower which you couldn't.
8. Buy wards. I asked many times and bought 1 per trip back. I'm proud to say I was ward bitch for 30 minutes as not one of you fools bought a single ward.
9. When you get behind 10-4 you're seriously outfarmed. Learn to turtle/towerhug. Kill jungle creeps when safe but in general you need to ward, gank loners and wait until you all hit 18 and have caught up on levels before you actively seek fights in mid far far far from your tower. Don't even get me started on your tower diving. Sure you always killed someone but they always killed 2 or 3 of us... in fact there were 4 times that everyone died except me. The fifth time they caught me and I was rather happy because they ended the game then.
You're fricken level 30... how can you possibly be this clueless????
Adendum: Learn to hit skillshots. In 30 minutes blitz, I didn't see you land a single grab. I saw you dash in and use knockup then miss the grab multiple times however (while they ran in a straight line).