My gf pees on things...

[conehead433]

Originally posted by: JakwoW


Not quite sure why, but it cracks me up that you used capital letters . . .


Though to be proper, you should have capitalized the 'r' in "room" as well.

I was figuring someone would be asking why I was sleeping there instead of my bedroom. It's a firmer bed and I sleep better on it.

 

[Dari]

Get R. Kelly to pee on her.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Nik
hahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

 

[Noirish]

i think she hates you.

 

[tboo]

Get her a job in the German or Japanese porn industry. You could make a killing!

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: tboo
Get her a job in the German or Japanese porn industry. You could make a killing!

She could double her money if she started taking craps all over. OP, encourage this behavior and see if bowel movement can become involved.

 

[JakwoW]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: tboo
Get her a job in the German or Japanese porn industry. You could make a killing!

She could double her money if she started taking craps all over. OP, encourage this behavior and see if bowel movement can become involved.

Man, my standards are already too high for women. After reading this thread I have to add "sleep piss/shits" to the list of essentials.

I have just lost all hope in life.

 

[imported_Imp]

OP is one patient and understanding dude. I would have gone on a rampage if someone 'wasted' my stuff.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Baked
She should pee on your face.

this

 

[ColdFusion718]

video tape it.

 

[KK]

get her a toaster for her birthday?

 

[TruePaige]

I wish this thread had a poll about how many of ATOT'ers this makes horny.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: QurazyQuisp
Tell her to stop drinking alcohol before bed?

fixed

and i pee on this thread.

My face is in it.

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[Kalmah]

I think she's finally coming out of denial. She doesn't seem to want to talk about it.. I'm not sure if she's embaressed or if she still doesn't really believe me. I'm going to have to get her really drunk this weekend and be ready with the camera so that I can have proof.


I should go pee in a bowl of cerial and set it on the table tomorrow night and try to convince her that I caught her trying to make a bowl of cerial for a midnight snack.. Ooo.. this could be good. Should it be cherios or captain crunch?

 

[keird]

Kalmah. I can see you're on the right track. Keep us posted.

Edit: Cherio's, btw

 

[nobody554]

Originally posted by: Noirish
i think she hates you.

hmmm, she could be faking the whole thing just to get back at you for some douchebaggery of yours

 

[JJChicken]

wtf

 

[Ronstang]

I remember many years back when I was visiting my Aunt and Uncle. My Aunt and I were sitting up late at night talking in the den. My younger cousin had been in bed for quite a while when he came out of his room, walked up to the laundry chute, peed into the chute, and then returned to bed. He was not even awake my Aunt told me but his eyes were open and he even responded to us when we asked him what he was doing. He did not remember the event the next day.

 

[Gothgar]

this is fucked up but awesome

keep up the good work

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Kalmah
I think she's finally coming out of denial. She doesn't seem to want to talk about it.. I'm not sure if she's embaressed or if she still doesn't really believe me. I'm going to have to get her really drunk this weekend and be ready with the camera so that I can have proof.


I should go pee in a bowl of cerial and set it on the table tomorrow night and try to convince her that I caught her trying to make a bowl of cerial for a midnight snack.. Ooo.. this could be good. Should it be cherios or captain crunch?

you're a terrible, terrible person

pics?

 

[UberNeuman]

You need to go around the house and pee on everything to mark your territory - the scent should run her off........

 

[tboo]

Im waiting for the parody thread: "My girlfriend shits on things"

 

[wiredspider]

I hope this is a parody of a thread I haven't seen yet...

 

[dbk]

in your mouth? TMI

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
I wish this thread had a poll about how many of ATOT'ers this makes horny.

doubtless a disturbingly large percentage.

not that there's anything wrong with that!