My gf pees on things...

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: TruePaige
I wish this thread had a poll about how many of ATOT'ers this makes horny.

doubtless a disturbingly large percentage.

not that there's anything wrong with that!

I don't know why but it gave me a bone.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: TruePaige
I wish this thread had a poll about how many of ATOT'ers this makes horny.

doubtless a disturbingly large percentage.

not that there's anything wrong with that!

I don't know why but it gave me a bone.

fap fap fap fap

 

[Pepsei]

i have a pokemon that does water sport too, wanna trade?

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
video tape her at night and show it to her in the morning. Then you have proof!

I'm surprised it took so long for this to be pointed out. It was the first thing I thought after reading the original post. But I have to admit the potential for comedy gold exists in this thread.

 

[Snapster]

Originally posted by: Megatomic

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
video tape her at night and show it to her in the morning. Then you have proof!

I'm surprised it took so long for this to be pointed out. It was the first thing I thought after reading the original post. But I have to admit the potential for comedy gold exists in this thread.

Yup, first thing I thought!

I love how you dropped gold in there also.

 

[Nerva]

i peed into a shoe once thinking that its a piss urn. i will hold this story with a grain of salt until further proof.

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: JakwoW

Originally posted by: conehead433
I've experienced sleepwalking recently and can say it hasn't been fun. I never sleepwalked as a child so I don't know why I started. For some bizarre reason I would usually only sleepwalk when I slept in my Home Theater room, which is very dark. Apparently I would get up to go the bathroom while I was asleep and would struggle to find the door to the rest of the house and the bathroom. I think I always kept my eyes closed because I could never see anything. I would feel my way around the walls of the room like a blind person sometimes spending an incredible amount of time trying to get to the door. At times I would be somewhat aware of my situation but wouldn't be able to do anything about it. Most of the time I would get up in the morning without any memory of the experience. On at least two occasions I fell down the stairs into the Home Theater room after successfully finding the bathroom. Once I knocked down a lamp and once I woke up to discover that I had knocked down the audio video rack. All the wires had pulled out of the receiver and I was lucky it and the DVD player still worked. Afterwards I more or less did away with the rack so I couldn't do the same thing again. And once I thought I was standing outside taking a piss but I was standing in my bedroom. Once I thought I was trapped in a room at a house I was wiring and couldn't find my way out. After bumping into an exercise ball and falling onto another bed I realized I was in my Home Theater room and actually woke up. It is a bizarre condition that may be in [art caused by drinking alcohol (possibly sometimes too much) and also it would seem that the need to relieve oneself has something to do with it as well. Doctors prescribe some kind of sedatives for the condition but I'm leery of taking any of them. My solution has been to sleep in my bedroom instead and I know I don't sleepwalk nearly as much although I still do occasionally. The bathroom is right off my bedroom so it's more familiar and I don't have to struggle to find it. Sometimes I'll take a combination of melatonin, passion flower and valerian root as sort of a natural sleep cocktail before I go to sleep and it seems that it may help. Although it can be amusing it also can be dangerous for the person who suffers from this condition. It's also very frustrating when you are aware that you're doing it but can't seem to do anything about it. I'm definitely never staying in a hotel room that has a balcony you can go out on. I hope the OP can get help for his girlfriend.

Not quite sure why, but it cracks me up that you used capital letters . . .


Though to be proper, you should have capitalized the 'r' in "room" as well.

ROFLOL! HE CAPITALIZED DVD AND OP TOO!

 

[SlickSnake]

Don't they have dating sites where like minded SLEEP PISSERS can get wet together?

Maybe you can find a nice couple with the male NIGHT PISSING, and swap bedtime soggies for a while?

Just stick them both in an empty room with a plastic mattress cover and a drop cloth on the floor, and your good to GO!

(Caps added for hilarity emphasis.)

Oh, and I woke up drunk once and projectile vomited into an open bedside drawer full of knick knacks like mini recorders and keys and stuff. Talk about hilarity ensuing.

 

[Bignate603]

I just don't know what to say about this...

 

[conehead433]

Waiting for an update......

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: conehead433
Waiting for an update......

and pics of said gf...in action or not.

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: conehead433
Waiting for an update......

and pics of said gf...in action or ban.

 

[Praetor]

:music: :music: :music:

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that
Remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that
Remind him
Of the better times:

Oh Kalmah boy
Kalmah boy
Kalmah boy...

I get knocked down
But I get up again
Youre never going to
Keep me down

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

:music: :music: :music:

 

[Bryophyte]

Sounds like your girlfriend has a drinking problem.

 

[Xecuter]

pics or ban

 

[StinkyPinky]

When I spent the night at my uncles as a kid, my sleepwalking cousin peed on the dogs bed.

The dog was asleep at the time.

 

[TehMac]

Poor dog.

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
When I spent the night at my uncles as a kid, my sleepwalking cousin peed on the dogs bed.

The dog was asleep at the time.

The dog probably wished it could stand up and yell "BAD HUMAN! BAD!!!"

 

[Evadman]

I can't decide weather to lock this thread or sticky it.

 

[conehead433]

Originally posted by: Evadman
I can't decide weather to lock this thread or sticky it.

LOL, looks like the OP has abandoned us to our own imaginations.

 

[Eli]

That's pretty bizarre............

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Evadman
I can't decide weather to lock this thread or sticky it.

+1 for sticky

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: Evadman
I can't decide weather to lock this thread or sticky it.

Speaking of weather, it's very nice up here. Sunny and mild.

 

[ShOcKwAvE827]

Get video, wait until she's rich, blackmail her, profit Cuz there's no way you should marry someone that pees all over your stuff. That's just sick. I can't even think of the medical term for her condition... a mix between somnambulism and nocturnal enuresis... wtf...

 

[dabuddha]

dude...