My gf pees on things...

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jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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That's hilarious.

OP, do you know someone with a urine fetish? If you do, this could be the perfect opportunity for you. Charge them $500 to sleep in the next room. Next time she makes a bunch of noise and starts squatting over something, get the guy to come over and put his head on top of it with his mouth open.

End result: Your stuff is urine-free, and you make lots of money (and a new friend)!

Or just get her spayed.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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I'd get her at a sleep clinic ASAP. Surprised you waited this long. Gota suck having to cleanup urine every morning.

Don't marry her until this is solved. ;)
 

RichardE

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Dec 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I'd get her at a sleep clinic ASAP. Surprised you waited this long. Gota suck having to cleanup urine every morning.

Don't marry her until this is solved. ;)

Maybe he actually enjoys it deep down :Q
 

SlickSnake

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May 29, 2007
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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: Evadman
I can't decide weather to lock this thread or sticky it.

Considering the topic, I think its already sticky...

Considering I had a harmless poll here about "do you sprinkle when you tinkle" locked almost immediately after posting and it was later defended for locking by Derek as a "no pee or poop" allowed thread, it should be locked as per your own unwritten forum guidelines even though this is one of those SECRET rules not listed in the ToS or forum guidelines. No poster favoritism and stuff. This post would also fall in the NSFW category, too. Not to mention it should be in the L&R or H&F category as well.

Either move or lock or unlock my post if you can't enforce a forum rule evenly for everyone. Or we can drag Derek into this and see what he says since this piss post keeps getting resurrected.
 

catnap1972

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Aug 10, 2000
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Either hit her with a newspaper and yell "BAD DOG" when you catch her in the act or just pee all over her stuff to teach her a lesson!
 

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: Evadman
I can't decide weather to lock this thread or sticky it.

Considering the topic, I think its already sticky...

Considering I had a harmless poll here about "do you sprinkle when you tinkle" locked almost immediately after posting and it was later defended for locking by Derek as a "no pee or poop" allowed thread, it should be locked as per your own unwritten forum guidelines even though this is one of those SECRET rules not listed in the ToS or forum guidelines. No poster favoritism and stuff. This post would also fall in the NSFW category, too. Not to mention it should be in the L&R or H&F category as well.

Either move or lock or unlock my post if you can't enforce a forum rule evenly for everyone. Or we can drag Derek into this and see what he says since this piss post keeps getting resurrected.

Quit yer bitchin.

KT
 

MotionMan

Lifer
Jan 11, 2006
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Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: Evadman
I can't decide weather to lock this thread or sticky it.

Considering the topic, I think its already sticky...

Considering I had a harmless poll here about "do you sprinkle when you tinkle" locked almost immediately after posting and it was later defended for locking by Derek as a "no pee or poop" allowed thread, it should be locked as per your own unwritten forum guidelines even though this is one of those SECRET rules not listed in the ToS or forum guidelines. No poster favoritism and stuff. This post would also fall in the NSFW category, too. Not to mention it should be in the L&R or H&F category as well.

Either move or lock or unlock my post if you can't enforce a forum rule evenly for everyone. Or we can drag Derek into this and see what he says since this piss post keeps getting resurrected.

Someone woke up full of piss and vinegar today.

MotionMan
 

RichardE

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Dec 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: MotionMan
Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: Evadman
I can't decide weather to lock this thread or sticky it.

Considering the topic, I think its already sticky...

Considering I had a harmless poll here about "do you sprinkle when you tinkle" locked almost immediately after posting and it was later defended for locking by Derek as a "no pee or poop" allowed thread, it should be locked as per your own unwritten forum guidelines even though this is one of those SECRET rules not listed in the ToS or forum guidelines. No poster favoritism and stuff. This post would also fall in the NSFW category, too. Not to mention it should be in the L&R or H&F category as well.

Either move or lock or unlock my post if you can't enforce a forum rule evenly for everyone. Or we can drag Derek into this and see what he says since this piss post keeps getting resurrected.

Someone woke up full of piss and vinegar today.

MotionMan

His GF must of got him last night :Q
 

RoloMather

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Sep 23, 2008
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Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: Evadman
I can't decide weather to lock this thread or sticky it.

Considering the topic, I think its already sticky...

Considering I had a harmless poll here about "do you sprinkle when you tinkle" locked almost immediately after posting and it was later defended for locking by Derek as a "no pee or poop" allowed thread, it should be locked as per your own unwritten forum guidelines even though this is one of those SECRET rules not listed in the ToS or forum guidelines. No poster favoritism and stuff. This post would also fall in the NSFW category, too. Not to mention it should be in the L&R or H&F category as well.

Either move or lock or unlock my post if you can't enforce a forum rule evenly for everyone. Or we can drag Derek into this and see what he says since this piss post keeps getting resurrected.

QQ

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Kalmah

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Oct 2, 2003
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Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Rolomather. Seriously. WTF?

He's a troll. Did you expect less?

This thread was a true story.. How fucked up it was has nothing to do with anybody being a troll.

I'll just leave it as it is.. this would be easier if there was an iron emoticon. I'm not going to break down the fuzzy logic that is your post.



 

OCGuy

Lifer
Jul 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Rolomather. Seriously. WTF?

He's a troll. Did you expect less?

He's going to go the way of the Spaceman sooner or later. He tried the other night, but he edited his post before anyone with power saw it.
 
Dec 10, 2005
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Originally posted by: Kalmah
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Rolomather. Seriously. WTF?

He's a troll. Did you expect less?

This thread was a true story.. How fucked up it was has nothing to do with anybody being a troll.

I'll just leave it as it is.. this would be easier if there was an iron emoticon. I'm not going to break down the fuzzy logic that is your post.

I wasn't complaining about your post - rolomather's bump was unwarranted though for such an old thread, especially for the lack of substance in his bumping post.
 

Kalmah

Diamond Member
Oct 2, 2003
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Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: Kalmah
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Rolomather. Seriously. WTF?

He's a troll. Did you expect less?

This thread was a true story.. How fucked up it was has nothing to do with anybody being a troll.

I'll just leave it as it is.. this would be easier if there was an iron emoticon. I'm not going to break down the fuzzy logic that is your post.

I wasn't complaining about your post - rolomather's bump was unwarranted though for such an old thread, especially for the lack of substance in his bumping post.

Alright. I shouldn't have jumped on it. And I agree, this thread is old. I really didn't want to see it again myself.

edit I misread something. My apology.
 

OCGuy

Lifer
Jul 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: Kalmah

Alright. I shouldn't have jumped on it. And I agree, this thread is old. I really didn't want to see it again myself.

This is one of the best threads since my join date.

Be proud. Be proud.
 

RESmonkey

Diamond Member
May 6, 2007
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Originally posted by: OCguy
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Rolomather. Seriously. WTF?

He's a troll. Did you expect less?

He's going to go the way of the Spaceman sooner or later. He tried the other night, but he edited his post before anyone with power saw it.

wat hap 2 spaceman
 

MrDudeMan

Lifer
Jan 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: Kalmah
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: Kalmah
Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Rolomather. Seriously. WTF?

He's a troll. Did you expect less?

This thread was a true story.. How fucked up it was has nothing to do with anybody being a troll.

I'll just leave it as it is.. this would be easier if there was an iron emoticon. I'm not going to break down the fuzzy logic that is your post.

I wasn't complaining about your post - rolomather's bump was unwarranted though for such an old thread, especially for the lack of substance in his bumping post.

Alright. I shouldn't have jumped on it. And I agree, this thread is old. I really didn't want to see it again myself.

edit I misread something. My apology.

Are you joking? It's been over two years and you aren't going to update this? I'm not saying you should purely for the entertainment, which it will definitely be entertaining, but I am very interested to know what came of her situation as it could happen to anyone and knowing how to stop it would be nice. So, update?