Im sorry, deep dish pizza really sucks

[zinfamous]

Faggots are sticks of wood used for bonfires as in burning people at the stake.

they are also great in gravy!

where's @WelshBloke

edit: lol, I'm so late to this. I'll just post the image, then.

 

[brianmanahan]

Hey, did you know that the majority of "Fried Calamari" that you are eating, is likely rings of pig rectum? Go to a bar, cheap frozen package at the grocery store, yep: that's going to be pig rectum rings.

my people used all the parts of the pig

 

[BudAshes]

all of that is plenty fine for human consumption.

Hey, did you know that the majority of "Fried Calamari" that you are eating, is likely rings of pig rectum? Go to a bar, cheap frozen package at the grocery store, yep: that's going to be pig rectum rings.

I'm sure that is fake, but I hate Calamari so that's what I'm telling people next time someone I'm with tries to order it.

 

[whm1974]

all of that is plenty fine for human consumption.

Hey, did you know that the majority of "Fried Calamari" that you are eating, is likely rings of pig rectum? Go to a bar, cheap frozen package at the grocery store, yep: that's going to be pig rectum rings.

Dude, Calamari is a culinary name for squid.

Culinary name - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Squid as food - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

And no the meat odds and ends are not fit for Human Consumption at all.

 

[zinfamous]

I'm sure that is fake, but I hate Calamari so that's what I'm telling people next time someone I'm with tries to order it.

Yep, you're huffing down a pig's cornhole

Is That Calamari Or Pig Rectum?

A manager at an American pork processing plant tells This American Life his plant sells pig rectum that ultimately gets used as imitation calamari.

gothamist.com

There was a TAL show about some years ago, wherein they interview the dude that established and refined the process of creating imitation calamari.


Never was this more appropriate, after you've just ordered fried calamari to go with your shitty budlight, watching the landsportsing event at your local watering hole:

 

[zinfamous]

Dude, Calamari is a culinary name for squid.

Culinary name - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Squid as food - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

And no the meat odds and ends are not fit for Human Consumption at all.

I know what calamari is.

You aren't reading

....and you're completely incurious about what you are actually eating, when you order calamari.

why don't you go lick some clams, if you ever figure that out.

 

[WelshBloke]

they are also great in gravy!

where's @WelshBloke

edit: lol, I'm so late to this. I'll just post the image, then.

Those are cheap inferior faggots! I like high quality pigs rectums in my meatballs of dubious origin!

 

[whm1974]

I'm sure that is fake, but I hate Calamari so that's what I'm telling people next time someone I'm with tries to order it.

I had some Japanese dried squid once and it was delicious, if a bit salty.

I know what calamari is.

You aren't reading

....and you're completely incurious about what you are actually eating, when you order calamari.

why don't you go lick some clams, if you ever figure that out.

Actually I have never ordered calamari and the bars around where live don't offer it. So there!!!

And if I was going to have fried calamari I'll go a really nice place that actually serves the real thing.

 

[zinfamous]

I had some Japanese dried squid once and it was delicious, if a bit salty.

Actually I have never ordered calamari and the bars around where live don't offer it. So there!!!

And if I was going to have fried calamari I'll go a really nice place that actually serves the real thing.

I don't think fried calamari is ever going to be real calamari. You need to order it sauteed with a light sauce, probably.

 

[whm1974]

I don't think fried calamari is ever going to be real calamari. You need to order it sauteed with a light sauce, probably.

Beg your pardon, but they take a calamari and fried it then why wouldn't the result still be calamari?

 

[zinfamous]

Beg your pardon, but they take a calamari and fried it then why wouldn't the result still be calamari?

because they didn't actually start with calamari, duh. it's a waste to fry it, so they save the real stuff for better dishes?

I don't know why it's so hard for you to understand these things.

 

[whm1974]

because they didn't actually start with calamari, duh. it's a waste to fry it, so they save the real stuff for better dishes?

I don't know why it's so hard for you to understand these things.

The only squid I ever eaten was a product of Japan that my stepfather brought back from Japan when his job sent him there to fix something.

 

[sandorski]

I'd order Pig Anus before Calamari. I got some standards....

 

[Zanovar]

I'd order Pig Anus before Calamari. I got some standards....

haha

 

[whm1974]

I'd order Pig Anus before Calamari. I got some standards....

And what is wrong with eating squid? And why the Hell will you eat pig anuses before squid? Are you trailer park trash that does't know about The Finer Things in Life and refuse to learn about them.

 

[WelshBloke]

And what is wrong with eating squid? And why the Hell will you eat pig anuses before squid? Are you trailer park trash that does't know about The Finer Things in Life and refuse to learn about them.

I thought that the only squid you'd eaten was dried?

 

[Zanovar]

And what is wrong with eating squid? And why the Hell will you eat pig anuses before squid? Are you trailer park trash that does't know about The Finer Things in Life and refuse to learn about them.

jesus.calm down a bit

 

[whm1974]

I thought that the only squid you'd eaten was dried?

And base on my experience, I will gladly enjoy fried Calamari.

Neat fact from the 70's:

Squid as food - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

In the United States, in an attempt to popularize squid as a protein source in the 1970s, researchers at Massachusetts Institute of Technology developed a squid-gutting machine, and submitted squid cocktail, rings, and chowder to a 70-person tasting panel for market research.[4][5][5] Despite a general lack of popularity of squid in the United States, aside from the internal "ethnic market", polling had shown a negative public perception of squid foods,[6] the tasting panel gave the dishes

 

[sandorski]

And what is wrong with eating squid? And why the Hell will you eat pig anuses before squid? Are you trailer park trash that does't know about The Finer Things in Life and refuse to learn about them.

It's nasty.

 

[WelshBloke]

And base on my experience, I will gladly enjoy fried Calamari.

Firstly dried squid is absolutely totally nothing like fresh calamari.

Secondly how about trying some before calling other people trailer trash?

 

[whm1974]

It's nasty.

What is nasty about eating fried Calamari? And fried pig shitsholes are not nasty, seriously?

 

[brianmanahan]

this thread is destined to be timeless

people will still be arguing here in 2030

 

[nakedfrog]

What is nasty about eating fried Calamari? And fried pig shitsholes are not nasty, seriously?

Do you happen to eat fried shrimp?

 

[nakedfrog]

this thread is destined to be timeless

people will still be arguing here in 2030

spaceman isn't the hero we didn't get or need or want but he's a dude that posted a thread

 

[snoopy7548]

Here you go: