I'm back from China and got married there

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: bennylong


She told me I was fat and that I needed to lose weight, so I'm off to work on my abs. I 'm going back in March for the real wedding and I need to slim down some.
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So you got a mail order bride that you've known for 1 month, and she already says that you're fat and need to lose weight.

Sounds like you're off to a good start.


PS- Working out your abs isn't going to do a thing if you need to lose fat. If you want your abs to show, you need to lose overall body fat. You can't spot reduce fat.
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Svnla

BTW, I am not Chinese. I was from a small country south of China.
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You were from a small country south of China? Where are you from now?
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: michaels
OMG you are marrying someone you have known for a month? MMN yeah....
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although too short still imo, traditional chinese don't usually have complicated personal problems, hidden issues, etc., they are relatively simple.

 
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bennylong

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Originally posted by: Svnla
Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: Svnla
OP, I hope you are not kidding, if you are telling the truth, then congrats and best wishes.

Like I told my co workers, I can go back home and my mom could line up a bunch of beautiful gals and I can pick and choose. It does help that I am almost 6' tall, in good shape, decent looking, and have 2 American college degrees.

<<<------ is seriously thinking about going home, and get a nice looking VIRGIN bride that can cook, clean, and be happy in the role of a wife.
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No, I'm not kidding. I thought my parents were lying to me when they said there would be attractive young women out there. I resisted for more than 10 years when they mentioned if I would be interested in meeting someone in China.
I thought it was a ploy they were using so I would stop dating white women.
I was expecting some fat chinese porker in her late 20's with bucktooth. Little did I know that there would be some many young beautiful women out there.

What part of China are the girls from that your mom is going to line up? Remember to avoid the girl from Shanghai! The girls there are westernized and will not worry about "losing face" by divorcing you. They will not be happy just being a housewife and you making a decent living.

You should go anyway even if you don't plan to marry. You will have a blast. I have never been to China before this trip and I had the time of my life. At worst, you will get to date a lot of young beautiful women and have them show you around the cities. You will have no problem trying to find a young beautiful virgin bride with your credential.
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I went home a few years ago and I was amazed of how well I was treated. Mom showed me around the neighborhood and flashed my college degrees like they were the holy Bibble..lol. There was a very pretty girl that was a younger sister of my sister's friend. If I said yes then, I could get her to the US within a month or so <her parents were very very well to do>. I wasn't ready to settle down then. As a matter of fact, my parents and I clashed about the fact that all of my girlfriends were whites/hispanics.

Another thing is the guys from overthere <from my observation> were obnoxious, love to drink and gamble and didn't treat the women right <open the door, carry heavy bags, etc.>

BTW, I am not Chinese. I was from a small country south of China.
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I had the same experience that you had. My dad introduced me to all my cousins like I was a walking god. I was treated like a king there. Everyone was eager to meet me and went out of their ways to make me feel welcome. Anywhere I wanted to go, anything I wanted, anyone I wanted to meet, they would would be right on it.

My observation of the men there were pretty much the same. The men there pretty much treat the women there like an afterthought. And I saw a lot of married men "hanging out " with the KTV girls. The women there have it rough.
 
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bennylong

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Originally posted by: OS
Originally posted by: michaels
OMG you are marrying someone you have known for a month? MMN yeah....
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although too short still imo, traditional chinese don't usually have complicated personal problems, hidden issues, etc., they are relatively simple.
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Yea, we chinese are practical people.
 
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uhohs

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the thread that made bennylong famous.

congrats on getting hitched. you have left the club i was going to join. :(
 
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bennylong

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Originally posted by: uhohs
the thread that made bennylong famous.

congrats on getting hitched. you have left the club i was going to join. :(
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yes, I have left the going to retire at 40 years old as a millionaire club and bone young 20 years chick because I'm rich and loaded.

Now I have to join the " work for the rest of my life club to support a wife and future kids club."

Save me, WoW! Save me! Why didn't I just stick to the sexy Nightelf in WoW. Who cares if that sexy Nightelf was actually a pimple faced 12 years old in real life.
 
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Dacalo

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On the second video collage, you used soundtrack from that Korean drama "Winter Sonata!"

Yea, yea, I watched the damn thing. :eek:
 
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bennylong

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Originally posted by: Dacalo
On the second video collage, you used soundtrack from that Korean drama "Winter Sonata!"

Yea, yea, I watched the damn thing. :eek:
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I have watched Winter Sonata 4 times. Yes, I cried. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. I think I'm going to watch it again this weekend.
 
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bennylong

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Originally posted by: confused1234
while doing it with your wife, did she ever try to take a dump on you?
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NO, dude, you're thiking about Japanese. Japanese woman will take a dump on you.
 
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JS80

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Anyone else think bennylong reminds you of that midget servant in James Bond Man with the Golden Gun?

:thumbsup: benny
 
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bennylong

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Originally posted by: JS80
Anyone else think bennylong reminds you of that midget servant in James Bond Man with the Golden Gun?

:thumbsup: benny
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Pic of this midget?
 
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