I'm back from China and got married there

bennylong

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I'm selling my 10 lvl 60 WoW accounts now that I won't have to spend those lonely nights at home anymore eating cheezy poop and popping my zits.

I found myself a beautiful young bride to marry while I was in China last month. I went to some internet cafes there and saw all the WoW gold farmers there, most of them were about 12 years old.

Now to Ebay those 500 porn DVD and that blowup doll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzYt9Ut2MUU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH3RiEaPYPo
 

krunchykrome

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:music:

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
The age of Aquarius Aquarius! Aquarius!

:music:
 

maximus maximus

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Congrats bro!!! Now there is hope..... for everyone. ;)

Hey, BTW are u still a virgin? I hope you are not!!!. :D
 

funboy6942

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Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!
 

bennylong

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Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Congrats bro!!! Now there is hope..... for everyone. ;)

Hey, BTW are u still a virgin? I hope you are not!!!. :D

No comment! My mom asked me the same thing.
 

blue1friday2

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Originally posted by: funboy42
Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!

yeah I second this!
 

zebano

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Congrats. Just remember, if women don't find you hadsome, at least they find you handy.

Keep your stick on the ice we're all in this together.

and finally, as a little warning, these are the 3 rings of marraige...
1. Engagement ring
2. Wedding ring
3. Suffer-ring
 

Runes911

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Originally posted by: blue1friday2
Originally posted by: funboy42
Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!

yeah I second this!

ditto! Also, congrats she is very pretty.
 

DaWhim

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wow! how did you meet her? by your parents?

how sure are you that she is not marrying you for a green card?
 

imported_vr6

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is this serious? You seem like a decent guy, why don't you find a wife from the states?

or are you one of "those" asians that goes "home" to find a wife that doesn't speak english and makes you second guess why she married you in the first place.

for love or for status? :confused: