I'm back from China and got married there

[middlehead]

The way the lines wrapped on my monitor made the second paragraph look like:

Originally posted by: bennylong
I found myself a beautiful young bride to marry while I was in China last month, most of them were about 12 years old.

 

[Ayah]

:beer: Congrats!

 

[ranmaniac]

Just get her a WoW account and call it even. lol

 

[50cent1228]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Congrats bro!!! Now there is hope..... for everyone.

Hey, BTW are u still a virgin? I hope you are not!!!.

why would u want to know if another guy is a virgin

 

[puffff]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: funboy42
Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!

We were introduced by her uncle in San Francisco. On a cold rainy San Francisco day, my sister's husband went to visit one of his old neighbor from China. He mentioned to her uncle that I was going to China in November. It turns out he has a niece that lived in the city that I was passing through, Nanning. Her uncle thought it would be a good idea for me to meet her as his niece is old at age 21 and almost past the age where chinese men would want to marry. In China, if you aren't educated, rich, or drop dead gorgeous, and past 21, you'll have a tough time finding a man to marry you.

I was in Shenzen for 5 days before I went to Nanning. When I flew into Nanning, she and her sister met me that night. She told me she really didn't want to meet me, but her family kept nagging her to meet me. And the rest is history! We spent about 3 week together traveling to Beihai, Guilin, and DongXing(her home town).

She told me I was fat and that I needed to lose weight, so I'm off to work on my abs. I 'm going back in March for the real wedding and I need to slim down some.

what made you decide to get married right now instead of waiting a bit? one month seems awfully quick to come to a decision.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: funboy42
Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!

We were introduced by her uncle in San Francisco. On a cold rainy San Francisco day, my sister's husband went to visit one of his old neighbor from China. He mentioned to her uncle that I was going to China in November. It turns out he has a niece that lived in the city that I was passing through, Nanning. Her uncle thought it would be a good idea for me to meet her as his niece is old at age 21 and almost past the age where chinese men would want to marry. In China, if you aren't educated, rich, or drop dead gorgeous, and past 21, you'll have a tough time finding a man to marry you.

I was in Shenzen for 5 days before I went to Nanning. When I flew into Nanning, she and her sister met me that night. She told me she really didn't want to meet me, but her family kept nagging her to meet me. And the rest is history! We spent about 3 week together traveling to Beihai, Guilin, and DongXing(her home town).

She told me I was fat and that I needed to lose weight, so I'm off to work on my abs. I 'm going back in March for the real wedding and I need to slim down some.

whoa there just who is buying who in this situation...i suggest you contact her parents and have them upgrade or verify the anti-nag option on your mail order bride...you dont want that going bad before her warranty expires...

i would tip them at least 15% you might luck out and they might install the freaky in bed module in gratitude....

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: 50cent1228

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Congrats bro!!! Now there is hope..... for everyone.

Hey, BTW are u still a virgin? I hope you are not!!!.

why would u want to know if another guy is a virgin

You have obviously not read bennys posts...

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: funboy42
Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!

We were introduced by her uncle in San Francisco. On a cold rainy San Francisco day, my sister's husband went to visit one of his old neighbor from China. He mentioned to her uncle that I was going to China in November. It turns out he has a niece that lived in the city that I was passing through, Nanning. Her uncle thought it would be a good idea for me to meet her as his niece is old at age 21 and almost past the age where chinese men would want to marry. In China, if you aren't educated, rich, or drop dead gorgeous, and past 21, you'll have a tough time finding a man to marry you.

I was in Shenzen for 5 days before I went to Nanning. When I flew into Nanning, she and her sister met me that night. She told me she really didn't want to meet me, but her family kept nagging her to meet me. And the rest is history! We spent about 3 week together traveling to Beihai, Guilin, and DongXing(her home town).

She told me I was fat and that I needed to lose weight, so I'm off to work on my abs. I 'm going back in March for the real wedding and I need to slim down some.

Well, that was fast in becoming American.

 

[Schadenfroh]

I thought the US forbid importation of sex slaves that are minors.

 

[Svnla]

OP, I hope you are not kidding, if you are telling the truth, then congrats and best wishes.

Like I told my co workers, I can go back home and my mom could line up a bunch of beautiful gals and I can pick and choose. It does help that I am almost 6' tall, in good shape, decent looking, and have 2 American college degrees.

<<<------ is seriously thinking about going home, and get a nice looking VIRGIN bride that can cook, clean, and be happy in the role of a wife.

 

[Svnla]

Originally posted by: Atheus
You met her, got to know her, and got married, all in one month? What is your secret?

There is no secret. If you are from the States, have a good job, college educated, decent look, come from a nice family, then girls will jump into your lap...and I am not kidding.

 

[postmortemIA]

So he must be really a virgin after putting out with that "hubby, you are fat" crap.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Svnla

Originally posted by: Atheus
You met her, got to know her, and got married, all in one month? What is your secret?

There is no secret. If you are from the States, have a good job, college educated, decent look, come from a nice family, then girls will jump into your lap...and I am not kidding.

Yea, there is no secret. If you're chinese, college educated, have a good paying job, decent looking and come from a good family, you go to China and there will be hundreds of girls lining up for you. No kidding. And the girls lining up for you are young and attractive, no fat porkers out there. If I knew it would be this easy, I wouldn't have wasted my time dating all these white girls and chinese girls here that want me to get a MBA and make $100k a year.

This would also work for you if you're white as the chinese girls in China don't like their chinese husband because the husbands are known to find themself a girlfriend on the side while leaving the wife to tend to the children.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Baked
Chinese girls don't put out. You're screwed man. Should've kept your WoW accts.

hahaha... oh...

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Svnla
OP, I hope you are not kidding, if you are telling the truth, then congrats and best wishes.

Like I told my co workers, I can go back home and my mom could line up a bunch of beautiful gals and I can pick and choose. It does help that I am almost 6' tall, in good shape, decent looking, and have 2 American college degrees.

<<<------ is seriously thinking about going home, and get a nice looking VIRGIN bride that can cook, clean, and be happy in the role of a wife.

I hope you're not talking about China...because Chinese girls can't cook, don't clean, and are generally known to be nagging and materialistic.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Svnla
OP, I hope you are not kidding, if you are telling the truth, then congrats and best wishes.

Like I told my co workers, I can go back home and my mom could line up a bunch of beautiful gals and I can pick and choose. It does help that I am almost 6' tall, in good shape, decent looking, and have 2 American college degrees.

<<<------ is seriously thinking about going home, and get a nice looking VIRGIN bride that can cook, clean, and be happy in the role of a wife.

No, I'm not kidding. I thought my parents were lying to me when they said there would be attractive young women out there. I resisted for more than 10 years when they mentioned if I would be interested in meeting someone in China.
I thought it was a ploy they were using so I would stop dating white women.
I was expecting some fat chinese porker in her late 20's with bucktooth. Little did I know that there would be some many young beautiful women out there.

What part of China are the girls from that your mom is going to line up? Remember to avoid the girl from Shanghai! The girls there are westernized and will not worry about "losing face" by divorcing you. They will not be happy just being a housewife and you making a decent living.

You should go anyway even if you don't plan to marry. You will have a blast. I have never been to China before this trip and I had the time of my life. At worst, you will get to date a lot of young beautiful women and have them show you around the cities. You will have no problem trying to find a young beautiful virgin bride with your credential.

 

[Lurknomore]

Be careful Benny- she might be a tranny:Q
The asian ones are good at this.

 

[sindows]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: Svnla
OP, I hope you are not kidding, if you are telling the truth, then congrats and best wishes.

Like I told my co workers, I can go back home and my mom could line up a bunch of beautiful gals and I can pick and choose. It does help that I am almost 6' tall, in good shape, decent looking, and have 2 American college degrees.

<<<------ is seriously thinking about going home, and get a nice looking VIRGIN bride that can cook, clean, and be happy in the role of a wife.

I hope you're not talking about China...because Chinese girls can't cook, don't clean, and are generally known to be nagging and materialistic.

You must've mistaken the Chinese for the Veitnamese...the only thing that you'v gotten right is the nagging part and perhaps the cooking part. But then again, not many people know how to cook anyways...

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Lurknomore
Be careful Benny- she might be a tranny:Q
The asian ones are good at this. [/q

I would be worried about her being a tranny if she was Filipino! I have checked the "goods" and did not feel or see anything that would make think she's a tranny. Maybe a post-ops tranny...

 

[Lurknomore]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Lurknomore
Be careful Benny- she might be a tranny:Q
The asian ones are good at this. [/q

I would be worried about her being a tranny if she was Filipino! I have checked the "goods" and did not feel or see anything that would make think she's a tranny. Maybe a post-ops tranny...

Oh, so you've explored the "pearl river delta"?
Haha, gotta visit China one day, maybe in 2008 for the olympics.

 

[Pepsei]

wow...where do i start?

 

[Svnla]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Svnla
OP, I hope you are not kidding, if you are telling the truth, then congrats and best wishes.

Like I told my co workers, I can go back home and my mom could line up a bunch of beautiful gals and I can pick and choose. It does help that I am almost 6' tall, in good shape, decent looking, and have 2 American college degrees.

<<<------ is seriously thinking about going home, and get a nice looking VIRGIN bride that can cook, clean, and be happy in the role of a wife.

No, I'm not kidding. I thought my parents were lying to me when they said there would be attractive young women out there. I resisted for more than 10 years when they mentioned if I would be interested in meeting someone in China.
I thought it was a ploy they were using so I would stop dating white women.
I was expecting some fat chinese porker in her late 20's with bucktooth. Little did I know that there would be some many young beautiful women out there.

What part of China are the girls from that your mom is going to line up? Remember to avoid the girl from Shanghai! The girls there are westernized and will not worry about "losing face" by divorcing you. They will not be happy just being a housewife and you making a decent living.

You should go anyway even if you don't plan to marry. You will have a blast. I have never been to China before this trip and I had the time of my life. At worst, you will get to date a lot of young beautiful women and have them show you around the cities. You will have no problem trying to find a young beautiful virgin bride with your credential.

I went home a few years ago and I was amazed of how well I was treated. Mom showed me around the neighborhood and flashed my college degrees like they were the holy Bibble..lol. There was a very pretty girl that was a younger sister of my sister's friend. If I said yes then, I could get her to the US within a month or so <her parents were very very well to do>. I wasn't ready to settle down then. As a matter of fact, my parents and I clashed about the fact that all of my girlfriends were whites/hispanics.

Another thing is the guys from overthere <from my observation> were obnoxious, love to drink and gamble and didn't treat the women right <open the door, carry heavy bags, etc.>

BTW, I am not Chinese. I was from a small country south of China.

 

[BooGiMaN]

wait how exactly did you check?
because if you did the deed and back out, they are stuck with non-virgin..essential damaged goods arent they?

do they have a restocking fee for returned mail order brides?

 

[dethman]

seriously. i don't know where to start here.

 

[randay]

Could you add me to the maillist for notifications for when the YAWTs start?