I'm back from China and got married there

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alien42

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Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
You need to get a shirt made that says:

I went to China on vacation and all I got was this wife
:laugh:

this thread has so much potential
 

maximus maximus

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Oct 17, 2004
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Come on guys..I think we have pulled his leg for quite some time in this thread.

I think benny is lucky and we should congratulate him on getting married. I dont know why you guys think that she married him for his money or for the fact that he is in the US. Did it even occur to you that you could be hurting his feelings by saying such things?

I hope she is truly in love with benny. To benny and his wife :beer::beer::beer:
Wish you a happy and a prosperous married life. :D
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Come on guys..I think we have pulled his leg for quite some time in this thread.

I think benny is lucky and we should congratulate him on getting married. I dont know why you guys think that she married him for his money or for the fact that he is in the US. Did it even occur to you that you could be hurting his feelings by saying such things?
I hope she is truly in love with benny. To benny and his wife :beer::beer::beer:
Wish you a happy and a prosperous married life. :D

dude, this is ATOT, of course not.
its like some kind of contest to see who can be the biggest ass and make their e-penis grow another inch or two.
 

loup garou

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Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Come on guys..I think we have pulled his leg for quite some time in this thread.

I think benny is lucky and we should congratulate him on getting married. I dont know why you guys think that she married him for his money or for the fact that he is in the US. Did it even occur to you that you could be hurting his feelings by saying such things?

I hope she is truly in love with benny. To benny and his wife :beer::beer::beer:
Wish you a happy and a prosperous married life. :D
Have you ever read one of this tool's threads before? The search engine still works by username, get cracking.
 

crystal

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Nov 5, 1999
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Originally posted by: CptObvious
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
so what exactly are you goign to do..keep her locked up

i pity you once she makes american freinds and figures out whats what in america....and becomes americanized
From the guys I know who did this, that usually isn't a problem. The wife has a baby, becomes a hermit, and eventually becomes one of those crazy overbearing Asian mothers.

Very true. I know off 5 cases where they didn't get married in the States. 4 works out really well, i.e., they had kids and thing seems to work out A O.K. (6+ yrs).
BTW, with the 50% divorce rate in this country, it is just a flip of a coin whether your marriage will work out or not.
 

JEDIYoda

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Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Congrats bro!!! Now there is hope..... for everyone. ;)

Hey, BTW are u still a virgin? I hope you are not!!!. :D

No comment! My mom asked me the same thing.

was that no comment on the virign thingee or how long you been dating..lol
 

blue1friday2

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I can't believe there have been no updates from bennylong himself! Such a short post with way too much room for imagination. I need details.
 

bennylong

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Originally posted by: funboy42
Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!

We were introduced by her uncle in San Francisco. On a cold rainy San Francisco day, my sister's husband went to visit one of his old neighbor from China. He mentioned to her uncle that I was going to China in November. It turns out he has a niece that lived in the city that I was passing through, Nanning. Her uncle thought it would be a good idea for me to meet her as his niece is old at age 21 and almost past the age where chinese men would want to marry. In China, if you aren't educated, rich, or drop dead gorgeous, and past 21, you'll have a tough time finding a man to marry you.

I was in Shenzen for 5 days before I went to Nanning. When I flew into Nanning, she and her sister met me that night. She told me she really didn't want to meet me, but her family kept nagging her to meet me. And the rest is history! We spent about 3 week together traveling to Beihai, Guilin, and DongXing(her home town).

She told me I was fat and that I needed to lose weight, so I'm off to work on my abs. I 'm going back in March for the real wedding and I need to slim down some.

 

bennylong

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Originally posted by: blue1friday2
I can't believe there have been no updates from bennylong himself! Such a short post with way too much room for imagination. I need details.

I'll post more info later. I was at work all day and my employer have keylog installed to track every porn site and cybersex I have.
 

chrisms

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Originally posted by: bennylong

She told me I was fat and that I needed to lose weight, so I'm off to work on my abs. I 'm going back in March for the real wedding and I need to slim down some.

Obey your master...
 

DainBramaged

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Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: funboy42
Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!

In China, if you aren't educated, rich, or drop dead gorgeous, and past 21, you'll have a tough time finding a man to marry you.

So you are saying that she is stupid, poor, old, and ugly? Wait till she gets an account here.
 

erub

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Jun 21, 2000
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Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: funboy42
Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!

We were introduced by her uncle in San Francisco. On a cold rainy San Francisco day, my sister's husband went to visit one of his old neighbor from China. He mentioned to her uncle that I was going to China in November. It turns out he has a niece that lived in the city that I was passing through, Nanning. Her uncle thought it would be a good idea for me to meet her as his niece is old at age 21 and almost past the age where chinese men would want to marry. In China, if you aren't educated, rich, or drop dead gorgeous, and past 21, you'll have a tough time finding a man to marry you.

I was in Shenzen for 5 days before I went to Nanning. When I flew into Nanning, she and her sister met me that night. She told me she really didn't want to meet me, but her family kept nagging her to meet me. And the rest is history! We spent about 3 week together traveling to Beihai, Guilin, and DongXing(her home town).

She told me I was fat and that I needed to lose weight, so I'm off to work on my abs. I 'm going back in March for the real wedding and I need to slim down some.

what a society, thats waaay too easy! 3 weeks for an arranged marriage. Then you are guaranteed to get some for the rest of your life! Even my more religious Jewish cousins, where they don't even touch the girl before marriage, they have many long hours of conversations over a 6 month period before they decide to get married. (This after thorough investigation of the girl and family).
 

Koing

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Oct 11, 2000
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Congrats on marriage :)

Lots of harsh comments flying about...

Koing
 

MaxFusion16

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Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: funboy42
Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!

We were introduced by her uncle in San Francisco. On a cold rainy San Francisco day, my sister's husband went to visit one of his old neighbor from China. He mentioned to her uncle that I was going to China in November. It turns out he has a niece that lived in the city that I was passing through, Nanning. Her uncle thought it would be a good idea for me to meet her as his niece is old at age 21 and almost past the age where chinese men would want to marry. In China, if you aren't educated, rich, or drop dead gorgeous, and past 21, you'll have a tough time finding a man to marry you.
I was in Shenzen for 5 days before I went to Nanning. When I flew into Nanning, she and her sister met me that night. She told me she really didn't want to meet me, but her family kept nagging her to meet me. And the rest is history! We spent about 3 week together traveling to Beihai, Guilin, and DongXing(her home town).

She told me I was fat and that I needed to lose weight, so I'm off to work on my abs. I 'm going back in March for the real wedding and I need to slim down some.

that's most certainly not true, girls of age are becoming a commodity in china these days since the boys out number the girls due to the cultural preference for boys. There is a growing black market for brides in china, especially in the rural areas.
In fact, the exact opposite of that statement is true, if you are a poor, uneducated, ugly guy in china, then you better take those WoW accounts from the OP.
 

yowolabi

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Jun 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: bennylong
Originally posted by: funboy42
Need more info on how this all came to be! How long where you there, how long you 2 dated, whats the deal, you go on a vaca and come home one person heavier ?????????
More information!!!!!!
But a congrats, she looks beautiful!

In China, if you aren't educated, rich, or drop dead gorgeous, and past 21, you'll have a tough time finding a man to marry you.

So you are saying that she is stupid, poor, old, and ugly? Wait till she gets an account here.

That was a genuine hot chocolate-onto-monitor moment right there.
 

SampSon

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Jan 3, 2006
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Congratulations, though I believe that your relationship with WoW will last longer than your marriage.
Make sure that a pre-nup was signed, so she doesn't clean you out after she gets her green card.
 

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: bennylong
I went to some internet cafes there and saw all the WoW gold farmers there, most of them were about 12 years old.
Shouldn't those kids be in school?