I'm back from China and got married there

[uhohs]

Originally posted by: CptObvious
Does she have a sister? If so, maybe she could hook up with that StormRider guy. Then you two can be brothers-in-law.

agreed, let's help stormrider get a woman.

 

[Chunkee]

TRANSLATION = Now my sack is at the mercy of this shotgun wedding lady...no more games, no more naked ladies, no more nuthin...

sucker

<--- i am married, cant you tell..

enjoy the first 3-4 weeks

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: uhohs

Originally posted by: CptObvious
Does she have a sister? If so, maybe she could hook up with that StormRider guy. Then you two can be brothers-in-law.

agreed, let's hope stormrider get a woman.

She has a sister, but she's already engaged to another man. I can hook StormRider with some other chinese girl. Then we can start a guild in WoW called "VTWTCTGH" or "Virgins That Went To China To Get Hitched." This would be a strong farming guild as we will have Alliance with our Chinese comrade.

 

[daniel49]

werent you the 40 year old virgin who couldn't get a date? Hard to remeber so many of them here.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: daniel49
werent you the 40 year old virgin who couldn't get a date? Hard to remeber so many of them here.

Yes, I am

 

[James3shin]

congrats?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: uhohs

Originally posted by: CptObvious
Does she have a sister? If so, maybe she could hook up with that StormRider guy. Then you two can be brothers-in-law.

agreed, let's hope stormrider get a woman.

She has a sister, but she's already engaged to another man. I can hook StormRider with some other chinese girl. Then we can start a guild in WoW called "VTWTCTGH" or "Virgins That Went To China To Get Hitched." This would be a strong farming guild as we will have Alliance with our Chinese comrade.

lol
hey, can you hook me up with a nice hot chinese girl too?

 

[Jenova314]

how do you stand that mainland mandarin accent..?

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Jenova314
how do you stand that mainland mandarin accent..?

I pretend they are all fruitcakes, that's how. The areas I visited, I was able to get away with speaking only Cantonese. The only people that spoke Mandarin were some of the taxi driver and the hotel worker, and I let the woman speak to them.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Amidst all the skepticism about the marriage itself, nobody pointed out the fact that he DELETED his 10 WoW accounts instead of selling them?? Now I call shens.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd
Amidst all the skepticism about the marriage itself, nobody pointed out the fact that he DELETED his 10 WoW accounts instead of selling them?? Now I call shens.

You're the first to caught this lie!

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Good lord you have a big head. No wonder no self respecting ABC would give you the time of day.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Good lord you have a big head. No wonder no self respecting ABC would give you the time of day.

Even the FOB wouldn't give me the time of day here. I make the best of what god has given me and not complain.

 

[0roo0roo]

uh ohs..now there are even less chinese women for those chinese boys to fight over back in china suckers!

 

[uhohs]

:Q

 

[inveterate]

Yo, benny, Ur not bad looking at all. I don't see how you could have any trouble finding a girl that suits you here. Do you have an annoying voice or a speech impediment? NOT that this new woman isn't a wonderful event, but It baffles me now that you couldn't find a girl prior.

 

[Imported]

;

 

[scott916]

Damn, Benny. Before I thought it was my buddy Aaron, but you're officially the worst dude.

 

[kjah]

Originally posted by: bennylong
I'm selling my 10 lvl 60 WoW accounts now that I won't have to spend those lonely nights at home anymore eating cheezy poop and popping my zits.

I found myself a beautiful young bride to marry while I was in China last month. I went to some internet cafes there and saw all the WoW gold farmers there, most of them were about 12 years old.

Now to Ebay those 500 porn DVD and that blowup doll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzYt9Ut2MUU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH3RiEaPYPo

congrats

 

[liluqt]

I'm so confused.. is this thread shens or not..

 

[krunchykrome]

Those videos are hilarious. I did notice in those pictures a lot more affection on BennyLongs part than his "wife".

 

[OutHouse]

i hear the chinese food in china is really good.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

what... teh... who... I mean...

wow

 

[akubi]

great job on the wifey dude, :beer:

you got a good sense of humor, don't put yourself down so much :laugh:

 

[LouPoir]

Excellent