I would have preferred a quicker, less agonizing death...

[quakefiend420]

You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

 

[79Blazer]

Originally posted by: illusion88
"Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool."

Well, I guess Ill never piss off my cable man.

Haha. Those crimpers are actually quite beefy. I could see someone using those as a blunt weapon.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

 

[Kenazo]

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

 

[salt9876]

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

 

[superjohnyo]

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

 

[beach2nd]

After an encounter with a prostitute, you attempt to flee the scene without paying for her services. You are quickly caught by her pimp and bludgeoned with a tire iron. You are left in an alley and die from internal hemorrhage.

 

[Nevada]

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

 

[NuclearNed]

I got the same one as KarenMarie:

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

KarenMarie, do you suppose we'll ever be in the same hardware store at the same time?

 

[HumblePie]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.


Ack! Least he doesn't try anything else before killing me.

 

[Phoenix86]

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

as my bday is coming up, i couldnt decide on what age i wanted to be.. this is for my exact age...Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway

That's kinda scary because thats how my grandfather committed suicide.

this is for my upcoming bday...

While driving, you give the wrong guy the finger for cutting you off, and he follows you home. As you step out of your car, he leans out his window and fires several shots into the back of your head. Your lifeless body hits the cement, and the gunman drives away.

Another scary coincidence? I had a guy do something similiar to me last year.. tried to run me off the road though. and pretended to point a gun at me (hand aimed like a gun).. scared the bejesus out of me.

 

[skrilla]

Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

 

[jlarsson]

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

 

[CVSiN]

While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage.

ewwwwww gross

 

[IronWing]

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

 

[mcvickj]

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

 

[shelaby]

Originally posted by: Vic
"A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly."

ME TOO!!!!!

 

[JRich]

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

Ouch

 

[Gibson486]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u34155

 

[Preyhunter]

"While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted."

 

[GTaudiophile]

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

 

[Vanman]

While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat.

 

[thirdeye]

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

 

[insaneanna]

You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet.