I would have preferred a quicker, less agonizing death...

[Locut0s]

"While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper."

Wow so I finally do get a car.

 

[Jediab]

"During a heated argument with your wife, she attacks you with a kitchen knife, stabbing you repeatedly."

That b*tch!

 

[GasX]

You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.

:thumbsup::beer:

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
"You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback."

I'm going to the Australian outback?! I can't wait!!!

:laugh:

 

[Mickey Eye]

"You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil."

Last time I try and help the police.

 

[Shawn]

Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.

 

[ironcrotch]

A large icicle falls from above your head, impaling you.

:Q

 

[Lifted]

"An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room."

Ouch. I like my head just where it is.

Of course I have a ceiling fan above my couch and coffe table, and over my bed.

 

[rky60]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
"While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop."

I got away easy. :thumbsup:

Same death here, not very horrific, yawn

 

[Bateluer]

While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.

Edit - Hmm, when I turn 23 this coming Jan, it changes to "Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw."

Thats bogus, I'd use a shotgun on my head, not a fricking hacksaw.

 

[tm37]

You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.

 

[phatrabt]

Originally posted by: everman

You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

mmm steak

Me too. I'll bring the beer and mashed potatoes!

 

[alexjohnson16]

"You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business."

Sweet, nice and painless.

 

[mwmorph]

While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.

 

[Slacker]

Well, here is a new one, kind of mundane compared to the others........

A carbon monoxide leak in your home kills you peacefully in your sleep.

and, according to the death clock it will be on "Sunday, November 29, 2043"

Good to know! Thanks!

 

[KarenMarie]

Ya know... frightfully enough, this is not impossible for me to imagine.

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.

Damn, I was hoping to be the first one with this cause of death!

Now I feel all unoriginal and stuff...

 

[JulesMaximus]

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

Time to start carrying one of my many guns!

 

[NatePo717]

"You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease."

 

[40Hands]

While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.

At least I am going to die instantly...

 

[RandomFool]

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

I guess it could be worse....at least i get to go out with a bang...ha ha ha!

 

[BriGy86]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw."

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

 

[Vegitto]

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

Hmmmm... A girlfriend.. I hope she makes me Vegitto soup .