I would have preferred a quicker, less agonizing death...

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Coquito

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Heaven's just a scab away
I'd like to see you after just one taste

Edit:

You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.

LMAO. I'm sure it's correct.

Same here.

I guess it's only right we become friends. :beer::beer:

You were in Vent last night listening to me jam, amigo. And yes, he bebido tres cervezas esta noche. Que lastima.

 

[mobobuff]

"You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter."

 

[MrBaseball]

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

 

[Smackem]

"Old age."







Mannnnnnnnnn

 

[dugweb]

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.

HAH! I hope so bad that's the way I go!

 

[everman]

You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

mmm steak

 

[DAGTA]

While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

 

[deadlyapp]

While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.

 

[crab]

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.

Okie dokie...if I havent already comitted suicide with the hell I've been though, I never will.

 

[Cuda1447]

While in a public restroom, you slip on a wet floor and crack your skull open on the edge of a toilet. Your lifeless body isn't noticed for several days.

 

[FrustratedUser]

"While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop."

I got away easy. :thumbsup:

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.

Sounds pretty kinky..I like

 

[effee]

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

Ouch.

 

[SpiderX]

During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

nice

 

[DainBramaged]

While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.

 

[JohnAn2112]

You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.

 

[poncherelli2]

You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

Eery since I lost a lot of arm hair doing this last spring.

 

[Jon855]

You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.


No more Bennihana's for me.

 

[Vic]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw."

Hmm... switched from screen name to real name and got this. Nice. That takes determination. I hope to someday have that much resolve.


LMAO to this thread. :laugh::thumbsup:

 

[AmdEmAll]

"While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours."

This sounds plausible

 

[Mustangrrl]

"You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback."

I'm going to the Australian outback?! I can't wait!!!

 

[DaWhim]

An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
"You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback."

I'm going to the Australian outback?! I can't wait!!!

:laugh: