I would have preferred a quicker, less agonizing death...

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upsciLLion

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Feb 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: Coquito
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Heaven's just a scab away
I'd like to see you after just one taste

Edit:

You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.

LMAO. I'm sure it's correct.

Same here.

I guess it's only right we become friends. :beer::D:beer:

You were in Vent last night listening to me jam, amigo. And yes, he bebido tres cervezas esta noche. Que lastima.
 

MrBaseball

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Oct 30, 2001
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A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
 

dugweb

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Oct 17, 2002
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An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.

HAH! I hope so bad that's the way I go! :p
 

DAGTA

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.
 

deadlyapp

Diamond Member
Apr 25, 2004
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While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.
 

crab

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Jan 29, 2001
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Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.

Okie dokie...if I havent already comitted suicide with the hell I've been though, I never will.
 

Cuda1447

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Jul 26, 2002
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While in a public restroom, you slip on a wet floor and crack your skull open on the edge of a toilet. Your lifeless body isn't noticed for several days.
 
Aug 16, 2001
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"While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop."

I got away easy. :thumbsup:
 

Cdubneeddeal

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Oct 22, 2003
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An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.

Sounds pretty kinky..I like ;)
 

effee

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Sep 4, 2004
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During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

Ouch.
 

SpiderX

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Jan 16, 2002
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During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

nice
 

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.
 

poncherelli2

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Oct 3, 2002
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You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

Eery since I lost a lot of arm hair doing this last spring.
 
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A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.


No more Bennihana's for me.
 

Vic

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Jun 12, 2001
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"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw."

Hmm... switched from screen name to real name and got this. Nice. That takes determination. I hope to someday have that much resolve. ;)


LMAO to this thread. :laugh::thumbsup:
 

AmdEmAll

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Aug 27, 2000
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"While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours."

This sounds plausible
 

Mustangrrl

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Oct 10, 1999
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"You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback."

I'm going to the Australian outback?! I can't wait!!!
 

DaWhim

Lifer
Feb 3, 2003
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An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.