Slapstick
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- Oct 11, 1999
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So I just spent a week in jail because I found a cell phone in Wal-mart.
Long story short:
- Me and my girl went to Walmart around 1AM to get some snacks (her check gets auto-deposited at midnight on Friday).
- While at Walmart I find a cellphone literally sitting on a shelf.
- I go out to car to smoke a cig cause I was tired and didnt feel like walking around.
- Girl comes up to car 15 minutes later with two police officers next to her...I think "WTF did she do?!"
- Police ask if I found a phone...I say yes and hand it to them...no bullshit on my part.
- Woman whose phone it was was still at Walmart and presses charges against me...police gave me no time to talk to her.
- I get arrested and taken to jail for 8 days for "theft by finding lost property"
Now let me say that I had every intention of turning the phone into Sprint the next day. When in the back of the cop car I asked the cop what I SHOULD have done...he tells me I should have brought it to the police station...I ask HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IF YOU ARE TAKING ME TO JAIL BEFORE IVE HAD TIME TO LEAVE THE FUCKING PARKING LOT?! (minus the fucking part). Cop shrugs shoulders.
Am I the only one that sees something seriously wrong with this? I feel like these cops need to be punished or something...MORE THAN A WEEK IN COUNTY JAIL CAUSE I FOUND A LOST CELL PHONE...WTF?!?!?!
Since you tried out this story and no one believes it you had better think up a new one before Court because you can bet the Judge isn't going to believe this lie. Come back and post your new excuse and I'm sure ATOT will critique it for before you go to Court.
