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Why should religion get some sort of weird pass? Is it supposed to be beyond comment? It's something that we have to politely ignore even when it's shitting on the carpet?
You hold Gag's shtick? TMI.
If it's not the word of god why are you...
Cerpin Taxt said:you are attempting to shoehorn secondary religious tenets into a very clear-cut and complete qualification.
Link" For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
“They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
“He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’"
Good joke, but an un-refined understanding of the religious ethos of the protestant bible belt.yet they somehow suck at its teat on a daily basis as if to claim it is the only omnipotent power saving them from the omnipotent power that they claim to hate.
No invite? My crew's at Jekyll, I might have come to visit.I smoked some pork tonight. like, 4 lbs. The guests loved it.
no mustard, though. Go figure.
This thread reminds me of:
http://www.gotquestions.org/narrow-path.html
Half of you are just weaklings stuck behind a keyboard eating fast food and becoming obese. Which is why I'll not only always be physically stronger than 99% of you, but also walk the narrow spiritual path unlike most of you as well. For if you don't even have faith in yourself to better yourself, you sure as hell aren't going to have faith in a higher power to bless you and look after you. Just the way society has become, everyone scared of their neighbor and scared to love each other like Jesus said. I don't fault any of you for not believing anymore, it's what the sheeple have programmed you to believe. The narrow path is designed that way for a reason. Carry on.
The narrow path is designed that way for a reason.
'Cause why?
Spell it out for me 'cause the link was a heap o' preacher babble. Why do you think the narrow way was designed that way?Did you not read the link? Go ahead and enlighten yourself.
Sorry about that. I'll try to be a fuck ton more erudite in the future.This is going downhill fast.
Later.
Cause ask and ye shall receive. Your worship of modern man as god will prevent almost all of you from putting your ego on the shelf and having faith, let alone asking Christ for anything. You weren't meant to walk the narrow path, just accept it and move on and continue to mock us Christians who do. I will only pray for you sad atheist saps who will eventually succumb to diabetes sitting behind a keyboard and THEN go to hell. Double whammy if I ever saw one. I'm here to be an inspiration so you don't die of the beetus as well as take the wide road of sin, just like most of the other lemmings in society. The Bible predicted this would happen.'Cause why?
Cause ask and ye shall receive. Your worship of modern man as god will prevent almost all of you from putting your ego on the shelf and having faith, let alone asking Christ for anything. You weren't meant to walk the narrow path, just accept it and move on and continue to mock us Christians who do. I will only pray for you sad atheist saps who will eventually succumb to diabetes sitting behind a keyboard and THEN go to hell. Double whammy if I ever saw one. I'm here to be an inspiration so you don't die of the beetus as well as take the wide road of sin, just like most of the other lemmings in society. The Bible predicted this would happen.
Dixy, no I'm just an asshole. God is helping me in the humility and loving thy neighbor department.![]()
You still haven't answered the question. Why is the path narrow?
Maybe. According to scripture, it is easier for a fat man with diabetes to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven. So you gots to be really, really skinny.Judging from their ranting about others being overweight and having diabetes, I would guess that the path is narrow to keep fat people off of it. :awe:
Sorry about that. I'll try to be a fuck ton more erudite in the future.