What's the difference between your mom and Jesus?
Jesus doesn't give handjobs behind the Circle K every night!
Jesus doesn't give handjobs behind the Circle K every night!
Not having lived in the backwoods of OK, I am unfamiliar with this Circle K, but I assume you're referring to a local watering hole... more than likely one with sawdust on the floor, and planks held up by sawhorses as tables...
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus....
It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus....
Lighten up. Outta all the people I've met, Christians are usually the least forgiving when it comes to anything concerning their religion. Sheesh.
I've always wanted this bumper sticker... It's really more a jab at hypocrites.
Jesus is coming.... Look busy!
Jesus is coming.... Look busy!
My grandmother had that one on her moped.... crazy lady was narcoleptic too... She'd sleep through dinner, but put her in a Bingo Parlour, and that girl could dab for three hours, roll her ciagrettes, and still manage to hit you with her cane if you talked to her while the numbers were being called...
Damn I miss her..
I seem to remember something about all Catholics being Christian, and not all Christians being Catholic. So my use of the word Christians would include Chatholics. And are saying you're not offended by the jokes, well good for you. If you're saying that you are, but you're not Christian... well you are. Unless my understanding is horribly wrong.
People need to lighten up.
Christians are the least forgiving people, and the most insecure people.
They want people to respect their religion, but they don't have much tolerance for other religions. In fact, many Christians believe that people of other religions will go to hell, the worst place possible.
Christians are the least forgiving people, and the most insecure people.
They want people to respect their religion, but they don't have much tolerance for other religions. In fact, many Christians believe that people of other religions will go to hell, the worst place possible.
i don't have a problem with jesus jokes, per se, just the small detail that they need to be offensive... hence intended to offend. And this passes as entertainment for Easter family dinner?
My grandma's Catholic... she'd kick my butt if I started telling priest/alter boy jokes on easter.
My grandma's Catholic... she'd kick my butt if I started telling priest/alter boy jokes on easter.
hehe... OK... I'll clarify...
I'm of Irish birth, to a Roman Catholic family (the proverbial Green). I wanted Jesus jokes so that I could one-up my mum this Easter, as she seems to be on a winning streak. I am not offended in any way by religious derision or praise, as I don't practise Catholicism, nor have I for many years...
Catholicism claimes to be the foremost religion as it pertains to Christ, as it originated in Italy (duh) around 300 years after Christ's death... so it can trace it's roots back the farthest I guess... Chrsitianity is simply the umbrella the encompasses most religions that became offshoots of Catholicism, or developed a new branch of it's own (Protestants, Luterans etc). that's why not every Christian is Catholic, but every Catholic is Christian... if someone says they're Christian, it's cuz they haven't made up their minds yet...
So would mine, bless her soul...
Now Baptist jokes...
In my dear grandmum's words... "Those damn yahoos wouldn't know what a church was if it bit'em in the apples" Originally posted by: blakeatwork
hehe... OK... I'll clarify...
I'm of Irish birth, to a Roman Catholic family (the proverbial Green). I wanted Jesus jokes so that I could one-up my mum this Easter, as she seems to be on a winning streak. I am not offended in any way by religious derision or praise, as I don't practise Catholicism, nor have I for many years...
Catholicism claimes to be the foremost religion as it pertains to Christ, as it originated in Italy (duh) around 300 years after Christ's death... so it can trace it's roots back the farthest I guess... Chrsitianity is simply the umbrella the encompasses most religions that became offshoots of Catholicism, or developed a new branch of it's own (Protestants, Luterans etc). that's why not every Christian is Catholic, but every Catholic is Christian... if someone says they're Christian, it's cuz they haven't made up their minds yet...
*smack head* normally I pay attention to these things. You started this thread, of course you wouldn't be offended. Ha. My comment wasn't aimed at you at all, it was aimed at everyone trying to claim this thread deserves a ban, based on the fact it's making fun of their religion.
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Not to mention some believe that if your even of a differant denomination, you'll go to hell!
i would not like to start another flame war. however i just want to say that i've found atot to be a great place to hang out when i dont study. the only exception is when it comes to religious threads pertaining to Christianity, which ive generally stayed away from (i dont know why i clicked this ... curiosity i suppose). it saddens me because ATOT is great and i love it here. don't hate ya'llz. making comments like the one above adds nothing to the community except more contempt for christianity. if you don't like christianity that's fine. i hope someone really talks to you one day so you get the story straight. but c'mon ... don't hate.
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