Lithium381
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- May 12, 2001
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A man and his pregnant wife were desperately looking for a place to stay one night. All of the inns in town turned them down. The wife suddenly had contractions and they knew it was time for the baby to come.
They came across a manger and decided to stop there and have the child. Later that night a baby boy was born.
Three men who were following a star and came across the manger. Seeing the child they said to the mother, Mary, "what a beautiful baby you have, what is his name?" The father, John said, "he does not have a name yet" to which the wise man suggested, "what about Jesus for a name?" The father, visibly annoyed, said, "what do we look like, a couple of Puerto Ricans?"
They came across a manger and decided to stop there and have the child. Later that night a baby boy was born.
Three men who were following a star and came across the manger. Seeing the child they said to the mother, Mary, "what a beautiful baby you have, what is his name?" The father, John said, "he does not have a name yet" to which the wise man suggested, "what about Jesus for a name?" The father, visibly annoyed, said, "what do we look like, a couple of Puerto Ricans?"
I do not see anything wrong with this thread.
Yeah, we had a thread full of French jokes, and no one complained about that. And IF someone did say "Hey, I'm French." We'd all gang up and say "They are just jokes, get over it."
KeyserSoze
Yeah, we had a thread full of French jokes, and no one complained about that. And IF someone did say "Hey, I'm French." We'd all gang up and say "They are just jokes, get over it."
KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: udonoogen
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Not to mention some believe that if your even of a differant denomination, you'll go to hell!
i would not like to start another flame war. however i just want to say that i've found atot to be a great place to hang out when i dont study. the only exception is when it comes to religious threads pertaining to Christianity, which ive generally stayed away from (i dont know why i clicked this ... curiosity i suppose). it saddens me because ATOT is great and i love it here. don't hate ya'llz. making comments like the one above adds nothing to the community except more contempt for christianity. if you don't like christianity that's fine. i hope someone really talks to you one day so you get the story straight. but c'mon ... don't hate.
No hate here, just a good knowledge of Christianity. I grew UP in the church. My Father was a minister. I doubt anyone could tell me anything I don't already know quite well regarding this subject.
I don't begrudge others of their beliefs, but they shouldn't begrudge me mine either. I have no problem with Christianity per say, just organized religion. IMO it has been the Bain of mankind. I'll stop there before I start preaching myself.
And turn what WAS a joke thread into another pro / con debate.
BeauJangles
Lifer
- Aug 26, 2001
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Jesus walks into a hotel late at night, places a hammer and nails on the desk and asks the manager if he can "put him up for the night"
Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
Jesus walks into a hotel late at night, places a hammer and nails on the desk and asks the manager if he can "put him up for the night"
I've heard a variation (I beleive it was in the link I posted earlier)
Jesus walks into a hotel, carrying a cross and some spikes and asks the Hotel manager if they can put him up for the night...
bad joke either way...
Cuda1447
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- Jul 26, 2002
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Well I think the difference between this and French joke threads is that this thread actually offends people, like me. While French threads doesn't seem to offend very many people, if any at all. I suppose if it does, we shouldn't have those either.
But for instance Im polish, and I don't mind polish jokes, they are all in good fun. However Im Christian, and I do mind those because they are intended to offend and irritate.
But for instance Im polish, and I don't mind polish jokes, they are all in good fun. However Im Christian, and I do mind those because they are intended to offend and irritate.
Cuda1447
Lifer
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Lets have a thread full of Black person jokes then?
Its a double standard I agree, but I think that if it offends anyone then we should do without these type of threads. If no one is offended however, then it seems to be ok. I just think we all have to be considerate of other people's feelings.
If that were true, noone would say anything for fear of offending someone... you didn't have to click this link, or read this thread... but you did, and your self-righteous dander got itself a perm, smacked you on the back of the head like the milqutoast you are, and demanded that you defend your dogma.
Well, ease back milqutoast, because these jokes were requested by a CATHOLIC... you have aproblem with that, don't read the damn thread (DRTDT)
It's not like the title of the thread is missleading to anyone.
If they KNOW they will be offended (and in this case can there be any doubt?) they should avoid the thread IMO.
If they KNOW they will be offended (and in this case can there be any doubt?) they should avoid the thread IMO.
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
It's not like the title of the thread is missleading to anyone.
If they KNOW they will be offended (and in this case can there be any doubt?) they should avoid the thread IMO.
fixed the title... now fix your daily jokes... they give me strength in a dreary job...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "Next Sunday why don't you try putting a little vodka in your chalice to help you relax?" So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice and talked up a storm. After mass he again asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor said fine, but there were a few small details that had to be straightened out.
1) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
2) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
3) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
4) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
5) We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his disciples as "J.C. and the boys."
6) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as "Big Daddy, Junior, and Spook."
7) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh!t out of him.
8) When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
9) Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
10) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."
11) Moses parted water at the Red Sea, He didn't pass water.
12) We do not refer to Judas as El Finko.
13) The Blessed Virgin Mary will not be called Cherry Mary.
14) And finally, we do not refer to the Pope as the Godfather.
1) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
2) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
3) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
4) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
5) We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his disciples as "J.C. and the boys."
6) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as "Big Daddy, Junior, and Spook."
7) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh!t out of him.
8) When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
9) Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
10) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."
11) Moses parted water at the Red Sea, He didn't pass water.
12) We do not refer to Judas as El Finko.
13) The Blessed Virgin Mary will not be called Cherry Mary.
14) And finally, we do not refer to the Pope as the Godfather.
[patronizing voice]
Awww...does your pussy hurt?
[/patronizing voice]
Come on, can't you see the hypocracy in what you've typed? French jokes are funny because they don't offend you...nevermind that they might offend someone else. French jokes are apparently fine, but we have to draw the line because you're offended? Grow up.
Q. Why didn't Jesus go to law school?
A. He got nailed on the boards.
Q. Why wasn't Jesus from Kansas?
A. God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in Kansas.
A. He got nailed on the boards.
Q. Why wasn't Jesus from Kansas?
A. God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in Kansas.
DivideBYZero
Lifer
- May 18, 2001
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What's the difference between Osama and some of the Christians on ATOT?
Osama is far less fanatic.
Osama is far less fanatic.
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