I need Jesus jokes! **Offensive to the thin-skinned**

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: blakeatwork

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Where's all the jokes ?

Unfortunately, thewaronfaith.com is the only site that isn't blocked by work, so here are more jokes from that site:


Q. What do you get when you mix Holy Water and Prune Juice?
A. A Religious Movement

Q. What kind of a files does the Catholic Church use to make small holes bigger?
A. Pedophiles.

Q. Have you ever heard of an in instant Easter Kit?
A. It's three nails, two board, and one Jew.

Q. What did the man on the beach say to the Priest?
A. Get out of my sun!

Q. Why is a Fundy in a chat room like a hemorrhoid?
A. Because you can't see him, but he's still a pain in the ass.

Q. How many Fundies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they just form a youth group and pray for light.

Q. What did one Roman guard say to the other?
A. Looks like Jesus is getting the hang of it.

Those are the types of jokes that are offensive. They are aimed at specific groups of people like Christians. So my point has been proved Red Dawn, this is no different then poking fun at blacks.

The man wanted Jesus jokes....geesh....

Then let him search google. A public forum is not a place to be making fun of specific groups of people, and singeling them out. (Singling? Singeling? I can't spell that word, anyway you get it.)

Hey I have a better idea , start your own site and make your own rules.
The last thing we need is some Fund A Mental Case Wanker telling 8us what we can post and what we can't. Especially when he's been here less than a year!

So i'm guessing then, you['ve chosen to ignore the Crusades or Hitler, the goal of both being the eradication of any religion not theirs??? Or do they not teach you history that conflicts with your "individual" ideals??

What at all does any of this have to do with the fact that your telling jokes intended to offend specific people? I'm not going to get into a religious battle with out about whether or not you agree with Christanity, thats not the point I'm trying to make.

Another thread specifically for you.

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: blakeatwork

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Then let him search google. A public forum is not a place to be making fun of specific groups of people, and singeling them out. (Singling? Singeling? I can't spell that word, anyway you get it.)

Hey I have a better idea , start your own site and make your own rules.
The last thing we need is some Fund A Mental Case Wanker telling 8us what we can post and what we can't. Especially when he's been here less than a year!

So i'm guessing then, you['ve chosen to ignore the Crusades or Hitler, the goal of both being the eradication of any religion not theirs??? Or do they not teach you history that conflicts with your "individual" ideals??

What at all does any of this have to do with the fact that your telling jokes intended to offend specific people? I'm not going to get into a religious battle with out about whether or not you agree with Christanity, thats not the point I'm trying to make.

Well, you've made the decision to hold a shield in front of your dogma, while the rest of us are slinging mud at it... you've made the decision to invoke the Wrath of the Offended... I'm simply here looking for jokes, that while you might consider them offensve or vulgar, are generally not, and to be taken with a liberal splash of humour...

I've already stated, I'm Catholic, so i automatically trump your Christian ass, as we're the only true believers of the Church anyways...







**And for those with absolutely no sense of comprehension when it comes to sarcasm, you will make note that my last senstence was indeed sarcasm**

 

[Dedpuhl]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: blakeatwork

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Where's all the jokes ?

Unfortunately, thewaronfaith.com is the only site that isn't blocked by work, so here are more jokes from that site:


Q. What do you get when you mix Holy Water and Prune Juice?
A. A Religious Movement

Q. What kind of a files does the Catholic Church use to make small holes bigger?
A. Pedophiles.

Q. Have you ever heard of an in instant Easter Kit?
A. It's three nails, two board, and one Jew.

Q. What did the man on the beach say to the Priest?
A. Get out of my sun!

Q. Why is a Fundy in a chat room like a hemorrhoid?
A. Because you can't see him, but he's still a pain in the ass.

Q. How many Fundies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they just form a youth group and pray for light.

Q. What did one Roman guard say to the other?
A. Looks like Jesus is getting the hang of it.

Those are the types of jokes that are offensive. They are aimed at specific groups of people like Christians. So my point has been proved Red Dawn, this is no different then poking fun at blacks.

The man wanted Jesus jokes....geesh....

Then let him search google. A public forum is not a place to be making fun of specific groups of people, and singeling them out. (Singling? Singeling? I can't spell that word, anyway you get it.)

Hey I have a better idea , start your own site and make your own rules.
The last thing we need is some Fund A Mental Case Wanker telling 8us what we can post and what we can't. Especially when he's been here less than a year!

So i'm guessing then, you['ve chosen to ignore the Crusades or Hitler, the goal of both being the eradication of any religion not theirs??? Or do they not teach you history that conflicts with your "individual" ideals??

What at all does any of this have to do with the fact that your telling jokes intended to offend specific people? I'm not going to get into a religious battle with out about whether or not you agree with Christanity, thats not the point I'm trying to make.

Sensitive people such as yourself need to learn to turn the other cheek....especially when entering a thread that you KNOW will offend you...

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: dabuddha
Hey Cuda1447, I'm offended by your posting here. According to your logic, you should stop now Let's see if you're a hypocrite or not

On that note:

What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh...!"

If you would read all of my replys you would notice that I mentioned earlier that people who are offended for a good reason. Not just to be sarcastic and ATTEMPT to make a point.

Thought so. Hypocrite

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: dabuddha
Hey Cuda1447, I'm offended by your posting here. According to your logic, you should stop now Let's see if you're a hypocrite or not

On that note:

What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh...!"

If you would read all of my replys you would notice that I mentioned earlier that people who are offended for a good reason. Not just to be sarcastic and ATTEMPT to make a point.

Thought so. Hypocrite

Hypocrite? Explain please.