I got teh jumped.

[Chiropteran]

Just carry a gun.

 

[iroast]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Just carry a nun.

 

[crimson117]

Originally posted by: Rainsford
Edit: As someone else pointed out, kicking may not be a good idea unless you have some martial arts training.

A kick that you can teach yourself (that I learned in a few classes of ishinru), is standing, knees bent, basically facing forward (with your kicking foot slightly behind your other). Then you kick out straight as if you were trying to kick down a door. The kick should be very quick and you should return back to your starting position quickly. Do not aim too high, or you'll throw yourself off-balance - aim for the thigh or the soft pelvis area. There's a heck of a lot of power behind it if you connect, and it's aggressive enough that it'll at least make an opponent back off a bit, and most importantly it doesn't leave you imbalanced or vulnerable.

Now if your opponent is trained at all then don't do this. But then again you shouldn't be fighting a trained opponent anyway, because anything you learn in this thread will be child's play to him...

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
TROUBLE IN... ILLINOIS

As if to say that there aren't any bad places in Illinois? Take a stroll around the areas I grew up in, like E. St. Louis/Centreville/Washington Park/Cahokia.......

 

[tlam617]

There's about to be a what?

GIRLFIGHT!!!!!!!

 

[crimson117]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
A boxer told me a three hit combo, tuned for street.

1) Hit him in the temple, makes him dizzy and because of this, won't be flxing stmach muscles
2) bunch in the gut, wind him and he'll probably bend over a bit
3) hopefully, 2 makes him bend over 90 degrees and you put your fists together and smash him to the ground

.. on to the next punk

How do you hit a guy in the temple hard enough to daze him without breaking your hand?

 

[thechinesehero]

Originally posted by: DJFuji
dont lie...you know it was the bruce lee screams that scared him off. =)

lol... nah.. im the most non-chinese chinese person you'll ever meet... thats how i get my rican and white girls unlike them other chinese losers

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: thechinesehero

Originally posted by: DJFuji
dont lie...you know it was the bruce lee screams that scared him off. =)

lol... nah.. im the most non-chinese chinese person you'll ever meet... thats how i get my rican and white girls unlike them other chinese losers

:music:Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting:music:

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: brigden
Grow up.

Seconded

Idiot

Next time you're getting raped, yell "grow up" to your heart's content.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: crimson117

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
A boxer told me a three hit combo, tuned for street.

1) Hit him in the temple, makes him dizzy and because of this, won't be flxing stmach muscles
2) bunch in the gut, wind him and he'll probably bend over a bit
3) hopefully, 2 makes him bend over 90 degrees and you put your fists together and smash him to the ground

.. on to the next punk

How do you hit a guy in the temple hard enough to daze him without breaking your hand?

you can hit someone in the forehead and still not break your hand. it all depends.

 

[crimson117]

Originally posted by: thechinesehero

Originally posted by: DJFuji
dont lie...you know it was the bruce lee screams that scared him off. =)

lol... nah.. im the most non-chinese chinese person you'll ever meet... thats how i get my rican and white girls unlike them other chinese losers

do chinese guys strive for white girls the way white guys long for asian babes who only seem to date asian guys?

 

[yokomo]

well I would have to say in this case you needed one hit problem solvers... got for tender spots that disable at once...quick stomp kick to the front of the knee... broken knees tend to slow a guy down.. if he swings at you first trap his wrist and break his elbow by hyperextending it the wrong way only takes like 12 lbs of pressure when you are fully extended. If he tries to gut shot you side step and trap his arm and beat his face till you see the insides coming out... if they try and run grab a belt yank back at you and when they fall one very hard and fast stomp to the center of the rib cage... probally puncture a lung once again he will be down for a while... like it was mentioned before skaters are not born tough but you fall down and break bones and get cut up every day doning some thing you love and you just end up tough...and you have good balance from practicing staying on your feet all the time.. so don't sell your self short...as for your fat friend tell him to start running so at least he can get away if this happends again..

 

[rh71]

sweep the leg. :laugh:

Seriously if you immobilize them first, you're pretty much set. Once you're down on the ground with them though, it's a free-for-all.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: rh71
sweep the leg. :laugh:

Seriously if you immobilize them first, you're pretty much set. Once you're down on the ground with them though, it's a free-for-all.

Like you'd actually know:laugh:

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: rh71
sweep the leg. :laugh:

Seriously if you immobilize them first, you're pretty much set. Once you're down on the ground with them though, it's a free-for-all.

Like you'd actually know:laugh:

what makes you think I don't ?

Anyway, I'm not pretending to be some hardcore fighter, but I took enough JKD to know how it all works.

 

[squirrel dog]

Yobowashi head punch followed by a Vulcan death pinch .

 

[PingSpike]

Shat in your own pants at the onset of the fight. No one wants to wrestle with the guy that sh|ts his pants.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Shat in your own pants at the onset of the fight. No one wants to wrestle with the guy that sh|ts his pants.

<gone in> or has dog sh!t in his hands <60 seconds>

 

[RichPLS]

You know, you might want to file a police report on them to protect yourself.
They could easily do this first and put you in a position of trying to defend yourself again, and it would look bad on you since you won and there is 4 of them against 3 of you.

The police report could protect you from liability, and since you were defending, there is nothing to be fearful of.
Also, if they bothered you again, you have a recorded report to have them arrested.

 

[merlocka]

LOL eNinja Streetfighting 101.

And no, I'm not saying that ATOT peeps can't fight. After all, we all know Kip was training to be a cage fighter.

 

[thechinesehero]

Originally posted by: crimson117

Originally posted by: thechinesehero

Originally posted by: DJFuji
dont lie...you know it was the bruce lee screams that scared him off. =)

lol... nah.. im the most non-chinese chinese person you'll ever meet... thats how i get my rican and white girls unlike them other chinese losers

do chinese guys strive for white girls the way white guys long for asian babes who only seem to date asian guys?

not really.. just that the asian girls i know arent thick like the hispanic girls i know.. i like them thick but not chubby.. white girls and hispanic girls fit into my category

and most asian girls are like 5'1-5'3 too short

 

[Ns1]

don't bring fists to a gunfight

 

[DJFuji]

Originally posted by: crimson117

Originally posted by: thechinesehero

Originally posted by: DJFuji
dont lie...you know it was the bruce lee screams that scared him off. =)

lol... nah.. im the most non-chinese chinese person you'll ever meet... thats how i get my rican and white girls unlike them other chinese losers

do chinese guys strive for white girls the way white guys long for asian babes who only seem to date asian guys?

YES

Except that most asian guys dont have enough game to get white girls. It's almost a joke among the asian male community that white girls are like the holy grail since asian girls often tend to date white guys but white girls rarely date asian guys. Oddly enough, asian girls give you dirty looks when they see you with a white girl but asian guys give you props.

I personally don't find most asian girls very attractive. Though what do i know, i've only dated white girls. I'm on a latin kick right now though. They're like the spicy version of asians. =)

 

[DVad3r]

That sounds like a little teenager fight with people who all don't know how to fight. If it lasted 10 minutes, that is pretty long for a fight. If you know how to fight, you will maul your opponent in a matter of seconds. I suggest signing up to boxing or some kind of martial arts so they can teach you how to throw your punches or attacks so they do damage. Being muscular/strong has nothing to do with the ability to do serious damage. I have people at my club that don't look like much always giving the hardest time.

Rules you should follow when fighting:

1. Try to avoid the fight by all means, fighting is stupid, and should only be used as a last resort.

2. If in a fight, never underestimate who you are fighting.

3. Keep control at all times, don't swing like a wild idiot etc...in other words, learn how to defend yourself.

 

[Kev]

Step 1 is to kick the biggest one in the balls. Hard.