Grown men who sit down to pee.

[Rydia]

coming from a girl's perspective, if a man were to sit down and pee, that doesn't make him any lesser than the man he is. It just means less time cleaning in the bathroom. And seeing a pissy bathroom is a no go. Just sayin. D:

 

[poofyhairguy]

Sitting down leaves far too much urine waiting to leak when you stand up.

That is why you dab the tip with a wad of TP when finished.

 

[Fenixgoon]

more comfortable too - less weight on your feet. why? because science.

 

[Hugh Jass]

You all realize it makes you gay just by talking about how other dudes pee or telling other dudes how you pee, right?

 

[Rydia]

You all realize it makes you gay just by talking about how other dudes pee or telling other dudes how you pee, right?

(!) No it does not, either. That has nothing do with being gay. Come on, be forreal.

 

[NetWareHead]

I sit to pee when its 3:30 AM and I dont want to turn on the light. Or if I am sick, too lazy to stand or have to shit. Otherwise I pee standing up as it is faster and more convenient.

My fiance tried to get me to sit citing hygiene reasons. I can definitely see her point as the urine splashes everywhere and definitely makes it out of the toilet. So we compromised. I can still pee standing up but I have to lift the seat up before going. This preserves the cleanliness of the seat so she wont have to sit on my piss.

 

[sportage]

You all realize it makes you gay just by talking about how other dudes pee or telling other dudes how you pee, right?

Only if you pee on other dudes, by request.

Someone PLEASE close this thread!

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Sit down to pee all the time, except at urinals. I like being able to check my phone when I pee.

 

[Mixolydian]

From March through October I pee outside. Which means standing.

 

[purbeast0]

can't tell if this thread has just turned into a joke or not, or if that many of you sally's with a penis actually sit down and pee.

 

[Angry Irishman]

After eating at Chipotles I've been known to pee out of my ass....D:

 

[John Connor]

I consider this behavior to be utterly reprehensible in a grown man. Anybody here willing to admit to this stunning defeat of being a man?

At that point it's time to turn in your man card quit frankly.

 

[John Connor]

I've never, as an adult or young adult sat down just to pee. Do I win the manliest man award ?

You never had to shit and piss at the same time? LMAO!

 

[John Connor]

can't tell if this thread has just turned into a joke or not, or if that many of you sally's with a penis actually sit down and pee.

Makes me wonder if they have ever went camping or hunting FFS.

 

[mikeymikec]

I can't help but laugh at the implication of the thread title being "real men do such-and-such"... and it has something to do with peeing.

In other news, the male panda that pees the highest wins the alpha male award.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27hN7M8oc5Y

 

[Scarpozzi]

I'm more concerned with grown man that...

have no tool box
can't do anything
are complete push overs
don't have balls
have 0 control in life/relationship
have been spoiled their whole life

....peeing while sitting is no big deal in comparison.

I think the top 3 and the one about being spoiled are the most important on the list.

For the rest of the list, not all of us can be Alphas...I simply won't allow it.

 

[slightlyhuman]

why is this even a thread? so OP likes cleaning piss off of the walls/floor/commode?

i thought i had some weird fetishes.. i sit down to be in my house 99% of the time. public bathrooms, never.

but hey.. if you like wearing piss on your jeans, go for it.

 

[ControlD]

I usually just firehose it. That way I can hold a cup of coffee and my phone while getting my business done.

 

[Vdubchaos]

I think the top 3 and the one about being spoiled are the most important on the list.

For the rest of the list, not all of us can be Alphas...I simply won't allow it.

I never implied or said anything about Alphas.....

 

[dank69]

I usually do, cause I want to sit down and think awhile.

Doesn't splash around either.

And I go over the underwear at urinals, how far we going

Underwear? JC, WTF is wrong with you people?!

 

[SunnyD]

Biggest question is: Why do you care?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I pull my pants down to my ankles when I pee standing up so everyone can see my ass.

 

[Newell Steamer]

During a #2, yes, I will #1 sitting down. I'm not getting up while crap nuggets are flowing or turtling.

But, if it's just a straight #1, stand up.

Even if someone does sit down,... who cares? It's not like I'm with them while they do this in the stall. Wait, is that why you are so ticked off? You want the men you are with in the stall to stand up instead of sit down?

:hmm:

 

[Hugh Jass]

(!) No it does not, either. That has nothing do with being gay. Come on, be forreal.

Grab a sense of humor asap. It makes life so much more enjoyable.

 

[Platypus]

aces, it's this thread again