Grown men who sit down to pee.

[Fritzo]

The older you get, the more you realize how gross pee spatter is, therefore you sit down at home.

 

[skyking]

No excuse for sitting when you pee other than if you're also shitting. I can't trust a man who does such.

I eat with my left hand too

 

[inachu]

LOL! I laugh at you so called rough necks who use urinals then put your hands in a fist and rest them on your hips as if you need to look super manly while peeing.

It looks very disturbing.

The only men I know who pee like that are Rabbi who are not allowed to touch themselves.

 

[Vdubchaos]

The older you get, the more you realize how gross pee spatter is, therefore you sit down at home.

You forget that most people, and clearly many around here are not only gross......but also don't clean the toilets.

If they did, they would probably be sitting as well.....

 

[zinfamous]

I aim for the cat, because the cat is a self-cleaning device.

 

[jayzds]

You forget that most people, and clearly many around here are not only gross......but also don't clean the toilets.

If they did, they would probably be sitting as well.....

^^This.

I sit down at home. Else where I stand and/or use the urinal. Having to clean toilets of pee splatter is lame and I have done that a time or two.

 

[poofyhairguy]

You forget that most people, and clearly many around here are not only gross......but also don't clean the toilets.

Nope, their mommy upstairs does.

 

[gorb]

sit down at home. stand up at work and other places.

 

[Vdubchaos]

Nope, their mommy upstairs does.

True true

 

[William Gaatjes]

I don't care what people think. At home or at home of (clean) friends i sit to take a piss just as i sit when i need to drop a bomb. Only in public places i do not dare to sit so i stand, too dirty. If i need to take a dump in a decent restaurant, i clean the toilet seat first when possible or lay down a soft bedding of paper.
Besides, it is better for your bladder and prostate since it is totally empty afterwards. If not, you need to let a doctor check your prostate.

If i make a mess while making use of a toilet, i clean it up. That is how i was raised and i am proud of it. No evidence...(well except for the smell perhaps).

 

[clamum]

LOOOOL. Just what I was going for. See some of that troll "Trilby"'s posts on YouTube comments. I know he's just a troll but there are actually people like that IRL. D:

 

[jagec]

You forget that most people, and clearly many around here are not only gross......but also don't clean the toilets.

If they did, they would probably be sitting as well.....

A lot of the people around here are also manlets.

I'd imagine that you don't get a whole lot of spatter if your junk barely clears the bowl.

 

[nickbits]

You forget that most people, and clearly many around here are not only gross......but also don't clean the toilets.

If they did, they would probably be sitting as well.....

I clean the toilets and pee standing up. My wife has not cleaned a toilet in her life that I am aware of.

 

[Vdubchaos]

I clean the toilets and pee standing up. My wife has not cleaned a toilet in her life that I am aware of.

I feel very sorry for you. My condolences.

 

[Sonikku]

I've done it all my life. (with the exception of really gross public bathroom toilet in need of cleaning) Never saw what the big deal was.

 

[Fritzo]

A lot of the people around here are also manlets.

I'd imagine that you don't get a whole lot of spatter if your junk barely clears the bowl.

LOL- that's another legitimate reason why I sit. I'm 6'4", and as long as I like to thing it is, it's still quite a distance to the water

 

[Vdubchaos]

LOL- that's another legitimate reason why I sit. I'm 6'4", and as long as I like to thing it is, it's still quite a distance to the water

And now you know why I don't sit to pee....

 

[wabbitslayer]

the older you get, the more you realize your balls are falling into the water , therefore you never sit down anymore, period.

ftfy. :'(

 

[rh71]

It means having to start shopping for a purse. Also, it means you will forever be thought a lessor man by EVERYONE you know except maybe the shrew who convinved you to start. No need to have friends anymore as you clearly don't get to leave the house without permission, you know, because you have no balls.

See... I don't care what people think about my pee habits. I probably did when I was in 3rd grade.

Gotta love "I'm a man!" posts on a techie forum.

 

[Imp]

I actually tried standing up a few years ago. It was going well... Then I started a new job and the piece of shit urinal was at the "perfect" height for my piss to splash right back at me. I wrecked my pants that day. Haven't urinal'd since.

 

[Exterous]

Always standing up unless it it late at night and\or I am drunk. For those of you pissing all over your bathroom when standing - are you sure you know what you are doing with it?

 

[TechBoyJK]

i pee sitting indian style.

on the sink.

 

[Dresdenboy]

And now you know why I don't sit to pee....

There are two ways to interpret this.

 

[Dresdenboy]

I actually tried standing up a few years ago. It was going well... Then I started a new job and the piece of shit urinal was at the "perfect" height for my piss to splash right back at me. I wrecked my pants that day. Haven't urinal'd since.

Fluid dynamics and laws of reflection are at work here. Avoid the water and try flat angles on the sides or back of the ceramics. ^^

 

[Tommy2000GT]

I have less post pee leakage if I sit down and pee