Grown men who sit down to pee.

[midwestfisherman]

Four in the morning at home, get out of bed and it's dark? I'll sit down so I don't miss.

I'm with ya! I hate when I'm half a sleep and end up peeing on my foot when I miss!!! Dammit man!

 

[midwestfisherman]

Getting older, if I sit and pee I also stand and pee after.

LOL!

 

[ultimatebob]

I'd sit down to pee if I was trying to teach my 2 year old daughter how to do it. Otherwise, she might get a bit confused

 

[Drako]

I sit if I think I might shart. :$

 

[ControlD]

I sit if I think I might shart. :$

Not me, I like to live life on the edge. Sometimes it works out in the family's favor, sometimes not.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Ive tried to train the woman to keep the toilet seat up, so that It doesnt get peed on, but she never learns!

 

[miri]

At home = sit down
In public = stand up

 

[Blanky]

can't tell if this thread has just turned into a joke or not, or if that many of you sally's with a penis actually sit down and pee.

I'm wondering that, too. I may need to remake it as a poll with people's names public.

 

[UberNeuman]

can't tell if this thread has just turned into a joke or not, or if that many of you sally's with a penis actually sit down and pee.

Watch your mouth or I'll hit you with my purse.

 

[Strk]

At home = sit down
In public = stand up

Pretty much since it means rarely having to clean up pee that missed its mark

 

[clamum]

coming from a girl's perspective, if a man were to sit down and pee, that doesn't make him any lesser than the man he is. It just means less time cleaning in the bathroom. And seeing a pissy bathroom is a no go. Just sayin. D:

*tips hat* y helo thar ma'am

Dost thou have a depiction of thine own self which thou cares to distribute?

 

[Dude111]

I was rather shocked recently to find out that no less than two adult men I know sit to pee at all times

And whats wrong with that??

I know several who sit down.......

 

[brianmanahan]

*tips hat* y helo thar ma'am

 

[brianmanahan]

The only downside to sitting is that my p***s might touch the inside of the toilet:biggrin:

i am pretty sure you can get AIDS that way

 

[MongGrel]

i am pretty sure you can get AIDS that way

:hmm:

 

[Rydia]

i am pretty sure you can get AIDS that way

no you can't. Unless, possibly, for some odd reason he gets erect... then, that may be otherwise.

 

[mmntech]

I stand up, like a big boy. If you're a grown man who's still peeing like a hose without a fireman, you probably should get your prostate checked.

On the subject, I wonder why home urinals never caught on. They're convenient and use less water. Wouldn't be hard to install a men's half bath.

 

[skyking]

Sometimes it is the only rest I get.

 

[Ackmed]

No excuse for sitting when you pee other than if you're also shitting. I can't trust a man who does such.

 

[Orignal Earl]

I think I got over feeling manly by standing to pee when I was about 2

 

[Thump553]

I can't believe none of you have any trees in your yards. Problem solved.

 

[purbeast0]

I can't believe none of you have any trees in your yards. Problem solved.

not really. these pansies would probably sit at the base then wipe with a leaf.

 

[Blanky]

Pretty much since it means rarely having to clean up pee that missed its mark

Part of learning how to pee while standing is learning how to not miss the mark. It's quite a large bowl.

 

[Jeeebus]

The only downside to sitting is that my penis might touch the inside of the toilet:biggrin:

You should try sitting with the seat down so you don't fall in.

 

[Smoblikat]

If im not sure if I need to fart or shit while peeing, I usually play it safe and sit down. Otherwise I stand.