Grown men who sit down to pee.

[MongGrel]

Underwear? JC, WTF is wrong with you people?!

He he he.

:awe:

And ya have to have toolboxes, many in my case

Sharts can be dangerous things.

I aim for the cat, because the cat is a self-cleaning device.

+1 for creativity.

 

[Dari]

lol at all the "men" in this thread who claim they never sit to pee. What a bunch of bitches. I never sit in public but, at home, that's the only way I pee. Don't care if I miss in a public toilet cause I'm not cleaning that shit up. Home is another matter.

 

[Ackmed]

It's not a claim, it's a fact. You definitely seem like the type to sit while you tinkle though.

 

[rh71]

*cue* manly man voiceover truck commercials.

 

[Zee]

I can totally understand people sit down in the overnight or mornings. Sometimes, just to be on the phone well after already 'done'.

 

[purbeast0]

the sally's who sit down to pee saying they do it "so they dont have to clean the toilet" end up pissing in the crack between the seat and the toilet anyways. so that excuse is moot.

and you all must have some very terrible aim if you use that as a reason to sit down and pee wow.

still about 50/50 whether people in this thread are serious or not about squatting to pee.

 

[FerrelGeek]

One day, God was walking in the garden of Eden and meets up with Adam and Eve. They notice that God is carrying a bag with him. Being curious, they asked him what was in the bag. God replied, 'Oh, just a couple items I have left over from creation to give to you. The first is the ability to pee standing up.' Adam quickly interrupts, jumping up and down. 'Oh oh! I want that!! Think of how productive I could be working in the garden if I could do that! So, God takes it out of his bag and POOF!!, Adam can now pee standing up.

Eve looked at God and asked, 'Do you have anything in there for me?'

'Oh yes, there's one more thing in here, would you like it?'

Eve replies, 'What is it?'

God smiles and says, 'Multiple orgasms.'

 

[rh71]

the sally's who sit down to pee saying they do it "so they dont have to clean the toilet" end up pissing in the crack between the seat and the toilet anyways. so that excuse is moot.

umm the crack of the seat is way up there

 

[William Gaatjes]

the sally's who sit down to pee saying they do it "so they dont have to clean the toilet" end up pissing in the crack between the seat and the toilet anyways. so that excuse is moot.

and you all must have some very terrible aim if you use that as a reason to sit down and pee wow.

still about 50/50 whether people in this thread are serious or not about squatting to pee.

I sure like your comments. "Sally's" HAW ! :biggrin:
On a serious note : A man, may it be that he be standing or sitting, always has to aim.
A garden hose or a fire hose also goes places when you are not holding it.
Or do you "Walters" only take a pis when being rigid ?
Even then ,you still have to aim.

Shooting from the hip, Tex.