Gentlemen - tomorrow is my maiden voyage - wish me luck plz!!!

[Red Squirrel]

Random fun fact "break a leg" saying in French is "shit!". It's pretty funny before a play starts everyone is yelling "shit!" in French.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

I imagine he didn't buy the motorcycle he took a picture of.

To be fair, I think he said it was a bike sharing program. He didn't go to buy it, just borrow it like a rental.

 

[Charmonium]

You get the gallon margarita cup

Woo-hooooo. He shoots, he drains (the margarita cup). Whoa, that was f'ing huge. Don't even think of saying that what she said. We know better. [note: not directed @sdifox. It's for the rest of you pud pounders.]

 

[DAPUNISHER]

A little touch of American humor - ER workers tend to call motorcycles organ delivery vehicles.

I worked EMS BITD. Do a Google street map for south tropical trail Merritt Island, FL. That road plus MCs was steady business for us. I'd have my mates strap me in the gurney before we cooked it down there responding. Almost as fun as a rollercoaster.

 

[BoomerD]

Maybe Salty grabbed that scooter and headed for Sturgis...He should fit right in that bunch.

 

[UsandThem]

Maybe Salty grabbed that scooter and headed for Sturgis...He should fit right in that bunch.

My $5 would be on him eating bad oysters and drinking too many beers, and doing this the rest of the night:

Spoiler

I mean, when has Salty gone this long without posting something? We all know he's not aware of Google at all, and relies on us for all of life's great questions.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Are you saying that he is alkemyst?

Omg I forgot about that dude. Oof did he have some stories. Acted like god's gift to this earth IIRC.

 

[SKORPI0]

SaltyNuts

Platinum Member
Joined May 1, 2001
Last seen Friday at 11:54 PM

 

[olds]

Omg I forgot about that dude. Oof did he have some stories. Acted like god's gift to this earth IIRC.

We must keep that name alive.

 

[brianmanahan]

We must keep that name alive.

i think he is still quite active, but elsewhere on the internets:

https://www.reddit.com/r/atot/comments/vfjk2v

 

[Charmonium]

That salty geezer is leaving us twisting in the wind ala Spandau Ballet. Justice must be done! Who's got the rope and the horse?

edit: sh**. I guess we're going to need a tree too. I'll go and get a pic of one. Wait. That's not going to work is it?

 

[Captante]

That salty geezer is leaving us twisting in the wind ala Spandau Ballet. Justice must be done! Who's got the rope and the horse?

Syringered?

 

[olds]

That salty geezer is leaving us twisting in the wind ala Spandau Ballet. Justice must be done! Who's got the rope and the horse?

edit: sh**. I guess we're going to need a tree too. I'll go and get a pic of one. Wait. That's not going to work is it?

True is one of my favorite songs of all time.

 

[JulesMaximus]

The fuk? Can you read homie? Significant other and her kid are following me in the car. I'm riding by myself. I'm risking my life, and my life only!!!

When you said you were gonna ride home with your SO and her kid following I guess I took it to mean that you and the SO were on the bike with the kid following. I guess I misunderstood. Sorry bout that.

 

[SKORPI0]

almost 2 days from his last post and no update........

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Need a squirrel to go nut hunting.

 

[Captante]

almost 2 days from his last post and no update........

And this surprises you why exactly?


(it can take weeks to recover from emergency surgery!)

 

[IronWing]

And this surprises you why exactly?


(it can take weeks to recover from emergency surgery!)

Next up on the Salty! channel:
How do I make my own morphine?
How do I carve my own prosthetic leg?

 

[SKORPI0]

Next up on the Salty! channel:

How do I carve my own prosthetic leg?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

We must keep that name alive.

I'd definitely vote him back in. He was part troll, part r/selfawarewolves and the poster boy for being on the wrong side of Dunning-Kruger. Highly entertaining shit.

 

[Red Squirrel]

 

[Torn Mind]

Roy Orbison's first wife might greet you on the other side, Salty.

 

[nakedfrog]

Roy Orbison's first wife might greet you on the other side, Salty.

Did she die on a motorcycle or something?

 

[Torn Mind]

Did she die on a motorcycle or something?

Yes.

Claudette Orbison 1966

Clipping found in The Tennessean published in Nashville, Tennessee on 6/7/1966. Claudette Orbison 1966

www.newspapers.com

 

[nakedfrog]

Dang, the afterlife is weird. Motorcycle deaths over here, got-fucked-to-death-by-a-horse over there, what a system!