Do you have a 50k+ year job for me right now deary? No? Then shut up. Moving out is only practical for those who have the financial resources to do such. THIS IS WHY I AM GOING TO COLLEGE... SO I CAN GET A JOB THAT ALLOWS ME TO GET OUT.
He was supposed to move out like this month or next month, but now... NEVER. ...LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS(26 YEARS OLD),
Do you have a 50k+ year job for me right now deary? No? Then shut up. Moving out is only practical for those who have the financial resources to do such. THIS IS WHY I AM GOING TO COLLEGE... SO I CAN GET A JOB THAT ALLOWS ME TO GET OUT.
Really? That's it? Things could suck a lot worse, be thankful if this is what sucks most for you.
Oh...and dry your eyes princess, things will get better.
look into Stuart Smalley's daily affirmations.
i'm not even joking. well sort of but check it out
Stuart is a smart son of a bitch, he knows that no matter how FAIL his life is, positive self talk can pwn his self-conscious into bitchslapping the whiny emo act into shape.
so i don't wanna see any more whining here. grab your fucking life by the ass, no one else is going to do it for you.
and if you can't even do that, remember that at the very least you have a roof over your head and a computer to surf the intertubes on. you're obviously healthy enough for rational thought and freedom of choice, you choose to post on ATOT. you even have Froot Loops for Christ's sake........ what the fuck more do you need.........
/slaps OP with a rather large box of Froot Loops
suck it up
look into Stuart Smalley's daily affirmations.
i'm not even joking. well sort of but check it out
Stuart is a smart son of a bitch, he knows that no matter how FAIL his life is, positive self talk can pwn his self-conscious into bitchslapping the whiny emo act into shape.
so i don't wanna see any more whining here. grab your fucking life by the ass, no one else is going to do it for you.
and if you can't even do that, remember that at the very least you have a roof over your head and a computer to surf the intertubes on. you're obviously healthy enough for rational thought and freedom of choice, you choose to post on ATOT. you even have Froot Loops for Christ's sake........ what the fuck more do you need.........
/slaps OP with a rather large box of Froot Loops
suck it up
tl;drNot possible. My brother is not moving out, FUCKING EVER. Such a fucking loser, god.. If you guys seriously thought I was a loser, you have not met him. He now has a BULLSHIT PLAN of going TO MY FUCKING COLLEGE. >_< FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. If only I didn't go to an super easy to get into CC. >_< He was supposed to move out like this month or next month, but now... NEVER. His soon to be ex wife is moving out soon though. Fucking great, I hate her too. She's just as bad.
Little bio of my bro: (And fuck, he's only a half brother, fathers side) Complete moron(Seriously, he dropped out of HS and shit at some points and... he just makes the dumbest decisions), lives off unemployment, is now getting a divorce(His wife sucks and plenty of us do not like her... He's only been with her for like <2 years), LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS(26 YEARS OLD), WITH HIS SOON TO BE EXWIFE(YEAH...), fat, slob, lazy, spends his unemployment checks on: New Rims and tires for his truck that he got because my dad helped him get it(Check!), Android G1(Check! That includes a contract! So, DOUBLE CHECK!), fucking mini-refrigerator for their pigsty room(check!), fancy radio for his truck(check!), and NOT ON GETTING THE FUCK OUT(CHECK^INFINITY),, and no one likes him because of this shit. He's a complete dick. I would be HAPPY, I WOULD SMILE, I WOULD GO, "REALLY? FUCK YEAH!" if he died. If he just fucking fell over and died. Happy. Really happy. Sooooo happy... I've hated him all my fucking life and will continue to do such.
Do you have a 50k+ year job for me right now deary? No? Then shut up. Moving out is only practical for those who have the financial resources to do such. THIS IS WHY I AM GOING TO COLLEGE... SO I CAN GET A JOB THAT ALLOWS ME TO GET OUT.
Do you have a 50k+ year job for me right now deary? No? Then shut up. Moving out is only practical for those who have the financial resources to do such. THIS IS WHY I AM GOING TO COLLEGE... SO I CAN GET A JOB THAT ALLOWS ME TO GET OUT.
For some reason I interpreted this in my brain thru Napolean Dynamite's voice.
Do you have a 50k+ year job for me right now deary? No? Then shut up. Moving out is only practical for those who have the financial resources to do such. THIS IS WHY I AM GOING TO COLLEGE... SO I CAN GET A JOB THAT ALLOWS ME TO GET OUT.