FML, F it hard.

[moshquerade]

Ya. Find a bridge and jump off it.

didn't exactly mean go that route

 

[eldorado99]

How old are you again TridenTy boy? You've got a bit of growing up to do methinks...

 

[lifeobry]

Not possible. My brother is not moving out, FUCKING EVER. Such a fucking loser, god.. If you guys seriously thought I was a loser, you have not met him. He now has a BULLSHIT PLAN of going TO MY FUCKING COLLEGE. >_< FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK..... etc.

For some reason I interpreted this in my brain thru Napolean Dynamite's voice.

 

[eldorado99]

For some reason I interpreted this in my brain thru Napolean Dynamite's voice.

Hahahahahahahaha,

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Mildly infuriating stuff

The answer's obvious but that is not an option you want to consider. Therefore all I can really say is blog on, bro.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Quit bitching and do something about it. As others have suggested get a job then find a place with roommates. It's not that difficult. Takes some effort - yes the E word.

 

[PM650]

Give him this, he'll figure it out.

 

[pwnagesarus]

Not possible. My brother is not moving out, FUCKING EVER. Such a fucking loser, god.. If you guys seriously thought I was a loser, you have not met him. He now has a BULLSHIT PLAN of going TO MY FUCKING COLLEGE. >_< FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. If only I didn't go to an super easy to get into CC. >_< He was supposed to move out like this month or next month, but now... NEVER. His soon to be ex wife is moving out soon though. Fucking great, I hate her too. She's just as bad.

Little bio of my bro: (And fuck, he's only a half brother, fathers side) Complete moron(Seriously, he dropped out of HS and shit at some points and... he just makes the dumbest decisions), lives off unemployment, is now getting a divorce(His wife sucks and plenty of us do not like her... He's only been with her for like <2 years), LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS(26 YEARS OLD), WITH HIS SOON TO BE EXWIFE(YEAH...), fat, slob, lazy, spends his unemployment checks on: New Rims and tires for his truck that he got because my dad helped him get it(Check!), Android G1(Check! That includes a contract! So, DOUBLE CHECK!), fucking mini-refrigerator for their pigsty room(check!), fancy radio for his truck(check!), and NOT ON GETTING THE FUCK OUT(CHECK^INFINITY),, and no one likes him because of this shit. He's a complete dick. I would be HAPPY, I WOULD SMILE, I WOULD GO, "REALLY? FUCK YEAH!" if he died. If he just fucking fell over and died. Happy. Really happy. Sooooo happy... I've hated him all my fucking life and will continue to do such.

/wrist x 1000000

 

[Sumguy]

Hmm...you know, from all that shit you listed, none of it seems to really affect you. Except, of course, that he is invading your parents' (emphasis on parents') space.

If he really wants to go to your CC, encourage him. Might make him get off his ass, and depending on the size of the place you'd probably barely see him if it bothered you that much.

 

[Riceninja]

theres FML, and then theres...http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Pics of Brothers wife?

And to make yourself fell better - why not bang her?

 

[DangerAardvark]

theres FML, and then theres...http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

Yuck. The only thing worse than Twilight are people who like Twilight.

 

[Nik]

My life sucks. I could write out a nice post on why, but I'm just going to say it sucks and save myself some tl;dr comments.

Blaaaahh...

 

[Cyco]

Really? That's it? Things could suck a lot worse, be thankful if this is what sucks most for you.

Oh...and dry your eyes princess, things will get better.

 

[bignateyk]

Get a shitty apartment with some roommates like all the other college kids do. Even a part time job at McDonalds would be enough to pay a couple hundred $$ a month for a shitty place.

 

[BabaBooey]

 

[amdhunter]

don't tell me to shut up, without telling me to get on your horse, k?

:hmm:

 

[jlee]

wahhhh.

Go on Craigslist and find a cheap place with roommates.

 

[actuarial]

Do you have a 50k+ year job for me right now deary? No? Then shut up. Moving out is only practical for those who have the financial resources to do such. THIS IS WHY I AM GOING TO COLLEGE... SO I CAN GET A JOB THAT ALLOWS ME TO GET OUT.

Isn't that EXACTLY the situation that you hate your brother for?

 

[moshquerade]

:hmm:

don't alter my posts without putting in a disclaimer.

 

[SandEagle]

Do you have a 50k+ year job for me right now deary? No? Then shut up. Moving out is only practical for those who have the financial resources to do such. THIS IS WHY I AM GOING TO COLLEGE... SO I CAN GET A JOB THAT ALLOWS ME TO GET OUT.

maybe you're bro is in the same boat? dumbass

 

[amdhunter]

I want to make sweet love to you amdhunter.

disclaimer: Mosh might not have said exactly these words, but we all know that's what she meant.

 

[RESmonkey]

OP your life must reaaally suck. That, or you're a fucking pansy.

Listen you teen sack of emo shit, look around you. Your life may "suck" relative to whomever's you're comparing it to in your opinion, but there are tons of people that are literally suffering, have no food, shelter, clothes, dying, seeing their family friends companions and shit die. But I'm sure your suburbonite life must suck more than that, huh?

Here's some useful advise: life isn't fair. it never was meant to be. so quit bitching and better yourself.



sorry for the angry post, but i think u need it and im posting this shit with 1 hand because i can't use my other wrist for at least another month.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Finish school, get a full time job, buy a house. Your life will be win. Meanwhile try to make the best of what you have.

You could be in africa living in a pile of hay with no food.

 

[SunnyD]

Wow. 50k a year. Heh... Both myself and my wife survived on walmart-class jobs for 2 years while I went to school full time, while not living with parents. It's completely doable, so no pity from me.

Why do you give a shit how your brother runs/ruins his life? Are you jealous you didn't come up with this plan first? That's about the only reason I could see for your anger, and frankly there's nothing to bitch about there. I can see how it would suck watching people live like that, it's annoying. But it's nothing to get bent out of shape about. You're on your own path in life, you sound like you're making some good decisions - so screw your brother. Ignore him. There's no reason not to except for the aforementioned reason.