Best bad-ass one-liners in movie history? :-)

[jjones]

"Dyin' ain't much of a living" - Josey Wales

 

[Tallgeese]

"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack just left town." - Ash (Bruce Campbell) in "Army of Darkness"

 

[Kevin]

Originally posted by: TallGeese
"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fvckin' amuse you?" - Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) in "GoodFellas"

You cut it up too much:

"What do you mean I'm funny? You mean the way I talk? What? Funny How? I mean whats funny about it? You mean let me understand this... I mean maybe I'm a little f-cked up. But I'm funny how? I mean funny like a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f-cking amuse you? What do you mean, funny? How am I funny? No No, I don't know. You said it, You said I'm funny. How the f-ck am I funny? What the f-ck is so funny about me? Tell me, whats funny?

 

[Siddhartha]

"Buddy This"
Richard Pryor's In Concert

There is no fighting in the War Room
Dr Strangelove

Excuse me while I whip this out
Brazing Saddles

Thats a big twinkie
Ghost Busters

 

[rh71]

From The Chase,
Charlie Sheen is in a convenience store with a hostage and two cops are there. He tells the clerk to take the guns from the cops, put them on the floor, and then kick them to him. The clerk kicks the guns and they slide past Charlie Sheen and go all the way down the aisle...
"I said kick them to me, Pele!"

I don't normally go for blondes, but Kristy Swanson is so hot.

 

[LanEvoVI]

Originally posted by: rh71

From The Chase, Charlie Sheen is in a convenience store with a hostage and two cops are there. He tells the clerk to take the guns from the cops, put them on the floor, and then kick them to him. The clerk kicks the guns and they slide past Charlie Sheen and go all the way down the aisle... "I said kick them to me, Pele!"

I don't normally go for blondes, but Kristy Swanson is so hot.

You seen this month's Playboy? Sweet god she is sooooo hot...

 

[Nemesis77]

Originally posted by: TallGeese
"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack just left town." - Ash (Bruce Campbell) in "Army of Darkness"

I love that line

"I'm Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of it's people"
"Well HELLO Mr. Fancy-Pants! I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and sh1t! And Jack left town"

The who movie is basically one big one-liner

"Are all men from the future loud-mouth braggarts?"
"Nope, just me baby, just me"

 

Top Gun: "You screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh!t out of Hong Kong!"

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

every man dies, but not every man really lives. -Braveheart

 

[Valinos]

"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthafvcka, muthafvcka!" -Sammy J.

 

[NogginBoink]

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

(uh... I hope this is close enough...) "And we would especially like to thank all the members of Illinois' law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom tonight."

"We're on double secret probation!"

"Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?"

"We've got clearance, Clarence."
"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

And though I doubt many of you have seen the movie, I do have to add the classic, "Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."


And that's all I have to say about that.

 

[schizoid]

So more I just thunk up...

"Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full"

"Sup honies...sup sluts" (from Clerks)

"Oh, you know where the gym is...s'ok, I'll check it out..." (butchered, I know, from Tommy Boy)

"It's the principle, Smokey...there's principalities up in this sh_t" (Friday).


but, of course, none of these top Bob Saget.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: LanEvoVI

Originally posted by: rh71

From The Chase, Charlie Sheen is in a convenience store with a hostage and two cops are there. He tells the clerk to take the guns from the cops, put them on the floor, and then kick them to him. The clerk kicks the guns and they slide past Charlie Sheen and go all the way down the aisle... "I said kick them to me, Pele!"

I don't normally go for blondes, but Kristy Swanson is so hot.

You seen this month's Playboy? Sweet god she is sooooo hot...

She must be running low on cash

 

[falias]

"You know what capitalism is?...Geting f*cked...."

- Al Pacino, Scarface

 

[chrisjor]

The entire movie Tombstone.

 

[Kadarin]

From Buckaroo Banzai:

"Laugha while you can, monkey boy!" - Lord John Whorfin (John Lithgow)
"No matter where you go, there you are.." - Buckaroo (Peter Weller)
"Why's there a watermelon there?" - New Jersey (Jeff Goldblum)

 

[Mark R]

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. (Human Traffic, John Simm)

You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow. (Michael Caine, Get Carter)

 

[DRDEATH]

My names forest, forest gump.

 

[djheater]

This movie of course ranks right up there with most quotable....

Listen! You smell something?

"Get her!" That was your whole plan. I like it; it was scientific.

Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

And here's another movie:

This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.... the doctors say she'll be fine... she just can't have any spicy food for a while...

Man, now that's a real shame when white folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.

And another:

Do you realize that it is snowing in my room, g0dd4mmit!

my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!

 

[Johnnie]

"It's good the be the King!!" HOTWP1

 

[zbalat]

It's in the hole!!

 

[Nemesis77]

Originally posted by: Johnnie
"It's good the be the King!!" HOTWP1

"Your majesty, you look like the piss-boy!"
"And you look like a bucket of sh1t!"

"He's a eunuch"
"He too is a eunuch"
"He's dead!"

 

[giguana]

"Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" -Sam Jackson, Pulp Fiction

 

[OITLadyOwl]

"That's not cheating...people say crazy sh*t during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom'!"--Randall, "Clerks"

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."--Ash, "Army of Darkness"

"You're dead meat, slimebag...yo, man! It's cool! It's cool, man! It's cool!"--Street punk, to Jason Voorhees, "Friday the 13th Part 8, Jason Takes Manhattan"

 

[guyver01]

Hell is only a word . . . the reality is much, much worse. - Dr Sam Weir
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Capt. Miller: Layman's terms?

Mr. Cooper: Well, fu** layman's terms. Do you speak English?
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