Best bad-ass one-liners in movie history? :-)

[Swag1138]

"Aww josey, Im just tryin to make a livin."
"Dyin aint much of a livin, boy"
-Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josey Wales

"WAIT, I still function!"
"Wanna bet?"
Megatron and Starscream- Transformers: The Movie

"I just have to know"
-Kevin Mitnick, Takedown

 

[phreakyzen]

"Snakes why does it always have to be snakes"

"Let me just get that from ya. Great. So if you could get to that as soon as possible, that would be terrific. Have a nice lunch"
"Ok. I?ll set the building on fire."

"Blondie! You know what you are?! You're a son of a beeetch!"

 

[phreakyzen]

"I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me comin'."

"Guilt is just a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down."

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!"

"What aint no country I ever heard of! They speak english in What?"

"Eliot, Do I look like a blonde with big tlts and an @ss that tastes like French vanilla ice cream"
"What?"
"I said, do I look like a blonde with big big tlts and an @ss that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?"
"No."
"Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshlt? Do you wanna f#ck me?"

"Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

 

[Zedtom]

From "Raising Arizona"-

Glen, (Sam McMurray): "...crazy world, ain't it?"

H I McDunnough, (Nicolas Cage): "they oughta sell tickets"

Glen: "I'd buy one!"

 

[outriding]

Take off eh... from Strange Brew

Its just a flesh wound... Monty python's Holy Grail. ( or the whole moive )

 

[Confused]

"Do you suck d1cks?"
"Sir, no Sir!"
"Bullsh1t, i'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" - Full Metal Jacket



The following are from Thumb Wars. It's fricking hilarious!



"You'll never get away with this Black Helmet Man. You are bad. You are bad and we are good.Your badness will be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph. Bad is bad. Good is good. Bad, bad, good, bad. Good, good, bad, good, bad.... good"


"I bought a couple of driods today from the freaky little hooded creatures. The big one is sort of a feminite, and i think the little one has an amputee inside"


"You've got a pea on your head dear"


"Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off"
"Who are you?"
"I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy"
"What's your middle name?"
"Scooby Dooby"
"Oobedoob Scobydoob Benubi?"
"One and the same"


"How far are we from Daldar?"
"Not much farther, should be just past that moon"
"That's no moon"
"Sorry, let me hoist these up"


"Tell me, are you as easily tricked as you were before"
"Not on your life, sonny"
"Touchdown!"


"I escaped somehow. Let's go"


"I am a puppet. From beneath the floor the man does control me. Yesss"


"I've got three Fist Fighters coming from my left"
"Copy that, Stray Dog"
"I don't think i'm Stray Dog"
"Copy that, Red Rooster"
"I don't think i'm Red Rooster either"
"No problem, Nasty Buttler"
"I am ending this transmission"


"Loke, I am....your MOTHER"


"I am going to trust my feelings and use the Power Of The Thumb"
"Use the instrument panel, Loke"
"What?"
"The instrument panel. That's what it's there for. Advanced weaponry designed to hit tiny targets"
"OK, ok"




Confused

 

[benliong]

"Are you frightened"
"yes"
"not nearly frightened enough"
--LOTR:FOTR

"I would not risk Open War!"
"Open War is upon you, whether you'd risk it or not!"
--LOTR: The two towers

"SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN, MOTHERFVCKER, I DARE YOU TO SAY 'WHAT' ONE MORE TIME!'

"I'm Jack's total lack of surprise" --fight Club



Not exactly movies quotes but they're good...
"..cus I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems"

"so what does the little man inside you say? see you've got to listen to the little man..."
"The little man doesn't know!"
"The little man knows all!"
"My little man is an idiot!"

 

[DanDrop]

Lol, How abou these lines

- Wait !! I think he's trying to tell us something... (LASSIE)

- You kkilllled my maaaasstah !!!! I want reveeeenge !!!! Whoosh whooosh !!! My kung fu is better than your kung fu! - (any kung fu movie)

 

[imported_vr6]

" I am the dragon, before me you tremble."

 

[brxndxn]

"Lt Dan thought I was crazy, but I gave Bubba's mom Bubba Gump's share." - Forest Gump

"Boo!" - Monsters Inc

 

[fluxquantum]

"my cpu is a neural network processor....a learning computahh" arnold in T2

 

[Squisher]

Ok, long setup:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 or 3

Guy behind door closes door after girl walks in

He has a large sore on top of head and is holding a coat hanger bent in a hook which he is heating the end with a lighter.

He takes glowing coat hanger and digs it into the sore. He pulls the small piece of his scalp adhering to the coat hanger off and eats it. Looks at the girl and says:


En da gotta davida, Baby.

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Roger
JEEEEZ

I can't believe you guys.

Luke, I'm your father


Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom


"We are going to die !"

Why does everyone say that line from The Empire Strikes Back wrong? Vadar doesn't say "Luke, I'm your father" he says "No, I am your father".


: ) Amanda

 

[ohtwell]

Jerry: Just one more word Sam, and I'll crash this fvcking car!
Sam: Nawgahide

From "The Mexican"


: ) Amanda

 

[bleckywelcky]

"Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch!" - Warden Norton to prisoner Dufresne - Shawshank Redemption.

I found this sentence in the movie interesting because it was the first showing of the clear distaste the Warden had towards Dufresne after the Warden had apparently befriended Dufresne.

-

 

[thraashman]

****Army of Darkness****
Yo! Sheb!tch, let's go.

I'll swallow your soul!
Come get some.

Woah.... wrong book.

You found me beautiful once.
Honey, you got real ugly.

******Ghost Buster******
Yes it's true, this man has no dick.

Alright, this chick is TOAST!

Back off man, I'm a scientist.
*****Braveheart*******
Bring me wallace. Alive if possible .... dead ..... just as good.

*****Back to the Future*****
Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here.

*****Princess Bride*****
He didn't fall? Inconceivable!
You keep using that word, I dun think it means what you think it means.

Ha Ha you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this, "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line ha ha ha ha ha ha haha" (Then drops over dead)

No more rhymes now I mean it.
Anybody want a peanut.
ARRGGH.

Go away before I call the brute squad.
I'm on the brute squad.
You are the brute squad.

Yes you're very smart. Shut up.
*****Clue*****
Are you a cop?
No I'm a plant.
A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Very funny.

****As Good as it Gets****
F$#cking HMO bastard pieces of sh!t.
Carol!
I'm Sorry.
It's ok, actually I think that's their technical name.

Carol the waitress. Simon the f4g.

How do you write women so well.
I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

*****Space Balls*****
She's gone from suck to blow.


Ok, that's enough for now, tried to say ones people haven't said before.

 

[NFS4]

Carol the waitress. Simon the f4g.

Man I love that movie

 

[Draco]

All my favorite one-liners are form AOD.

"Good...bad... I'm the guy with the gun"

"Ya see this!? This...is my BOOM STICK!"

"First you wanna kill me, now you was kiss me, blow."

"Who wants to have a little!?"

"Hail to the king baby"

"Gimme sum shugga baby"

I've forgotten some, but no one can forget ... "Grooovy"

 

[lowtech1]

"Go ahead make my day"
"Do I feel lucky ? Well, do you punk?"
"I'll be thinking about that when I'm pissing on your grave."
Clint Eastwood.

 

[DJFuji]

Some good ones from "A few good men"

"You see,
Danny, I can deal with the bullets and the bombs and the blood. I can deal with the heat and the stress and the fear. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform, and with your Harvard mouth, extend me some fvckin' courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely."

And at the climax of the courtroom drama:

The colonel:

"You can't handle the truth!!

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post.
Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!!!"

And how about the one from bad boys:

Middle eastern convenience store guy: "freeeeze mutha b*tches!!!"

And finally, one of the coolest movies ever, Blade:

"You...better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world. And if you want to survive it, you better learn...to pull...the trigger!"

 

[KrustyVT]

A ton of mine have been named above, but I'll throw this one in. Can't say it's badass, but ...


Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside!

- Major League

-=K=-

 

[Jzero]

"MY NAME..." *cocks shotgun* "...IS HORACE!"
--The Monster Squad

 

[Electric Amish]

Both from Christmas Vacation-

Clark W. Griswold: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

Clark W. Griswold: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holy Sh!t!! Where's the Tylenol?

Virtuosity-

SID 6.7- So, Barnsey, how are the wife and kids? Still dead eh? Well, what are ya' going to do? That's reality for you...


amish

 

[DnetMHZ]

"5 foot 9... I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high!! "

 

[rudder]

Any of these will work