Best bad-ass one-liners in movie history? :-)

[Parrotheader]

"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"


For real quotes though, nothing still beats Sean Connery saying "Bond. James Bond." It's all in the attitude.

 

[mithrandir2001]

No its great, I mean, if a guy wants to fvck me just by looking at me, it means that I have a real shot at being a model.

Your father lost his job this morning.
I didn't lose my job...It's not like, oops where did my job go...I quit!

Will someone just pass me the fvcking asparagus?!?

And another thing: from now on, we're going to alternate our dinner music because, frankly - and I don't think I'm alone here on this one - I'm sick and tired of this Lawrence Welk sh!t.

Who's car is that out front?
Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted, and now I have it. I rule!

This is a four thousand dollar sofa upholstered in Italian silk. It is not just a couch.
IT'S JUST A COUCH!

You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we... lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house!

I see you're smoking pot now. I suppose you think smoking illegal psychotropic substances is a good example to set for our sixteen year-old daughter?!
You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak.

Where's your wife?
Uh, I dunno. Probably out fvcking that dorky, prince-of-real-estate guy.
Your wife is with another man and you don't care?
Nope. Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.

Spectacular.

 

[Retro2001]

"...If you die first, I'm definatly going to eat you...The question is, if I die first, what are you going to do? ... Bon Apitite..."

"I said there was no food, I didn't say there was nothing to eat"

"he was licking me....HE WAS LICKING ME!!"

Ravenous

 

[sinunbeso]

At my signal, unleash hell.

 

[Nemesis77]

Originally posted by: Parrotheader
"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

"Have you been in the cockpit before?"

"Do you like to hang aroud near gymnasiums?"

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[Tallgeese]

And HOW did I forget these?

"Are you a pothead, Focker?" - Jack Burns (Robert DeNiro) in "Meet The Parents"

"I'm watchin you, Focker!" - Jack Burns (Robert DeNiro) in "Meet The Parents"

"You tried to milk him, didn't you...you sonofab*tch!" - Jack Burns (Robert DeNiro) in "Meet The Parents"

"I understand you may have had sexual relations with my daughter before, but under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway! So just keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours." - Jack Burns (Robert DeNiro) in "Meet The Parents"

"I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown!" - Jack Burns (Robert DeNiro) in "Meet The Parents"

 

[Cfour]

From The New Guy...

"Who's The BITCH nowwwww?!?!?"

 

[Kojak]

Last Action Hero

"I've got to catch the red eye."

Arnold says this as he leaves to catch the evil guy who happens to have a contact that makes his eye appear red.

Buckaroo Bonzai

"It's not my damn planet monkey boy!" John Big Booty? Or John Yaya? Speaking of booty..."It is Big Boota."

It has been a while since I watched Buckaroo Bonzai, so forgive me for not remembering the one liners. Damn I love that show.

 

[geekender]

Dumb and Dumber- "That John Denver is full of $#!^"

 

[theknight571]

<French Accent> Now, go a-way or I will be forced to taunt you a second time. </French Accent> - Holy Grail

What do you mean? African or European? - Holy Grail

It's good to be da King. - HOTWP1

We're on a mission from God. - Blues Brothers

And now for something....completely different. - MP...And Now for Something Completely Different

 

[RayH]

F#ck the bonus. - Wanted: Dead or Alive

Rutger Hauer just before he pulls the pin out of a grenade in Gene Simmons mouth.

 

[crisscross]

"I just want to look good naked"

Kevin Spacey

American Beauty

 

[Calin]

I haven't seen it, so here it is:
"Do I feel lucky today?" - Eddie Murphy's voice in Mulan

Calin

 

[LtFlex]

Office Space:

- "Yeah hi me again, just wanted to let you know that it is a regular work day."
- "yeah hi"
- "Me again"
-"yeah"

-"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to move your desk to the basement."

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

"7...6...2...millimeter...full...metal...jacket"


Just saw a clip.

 

[Smaulz]

"Well if I had known it was THAT kinda party, I wouldn'ta stuck muh d*ck in the mashed potatuhs...."