Best bad-ass one-liners in movie history? :-)

[Siddhartha]

"Hey, where's all the white women at?"
Blazing Saddles

"Did someone step on a duck?"
"I can see why Tigers eat their young"
Caddy Shack

"What we have heah is a failure to communicate"
Cool Hand Luke

I've got a very bad feeling about this
Star Wars

The he11 with that here comes Mongo
Blazing Saddles

You can kiss my entire ass
Harlem Nights

This sh1t is way out of line
Hollywood Knights

"I'll be back"
Terminator

 

[Snipa]

There are tons that I think are great but it would be hard to name the most "badass".. but I'll contribute some pretty good/cool ones.


I don't remember the exact wording but in "A Few Good Men" Tom Cruise asks Demi Moore why she sticks up for or likes the two guys and she says something along the lines of:

"Because everynight they stand on a tower and say no harm will come to you" that really brought out some sorta pride thing in me


"Let's kick the tires and light the fires big daddy" - ID4

"What we do in life echoes in eternity" Gladiator

"A wise man once told me death smiles at us all......all a man can do is smile back" Gladiator

"I'll give you a war you won't believe" Rambo: First Blood

"Freeeeeeeedom" Braveheart


"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed" Wyatt in Tombstone

"If it bleeds we can kill it" Arnold in Predator

"Me...I'm talking in to an empty phone....because the man on the other end is dead" DeNiro in HEAT

and finally end with a little comedy option:

Gang Leader: Don't f--k with the Lords of Hell

E. Shue: Yeah....well Don't f--k with the babysitter" Adventures in Babysitting

 

[Muadib]

Quotes from And Justice for All :

"You, you sonofabitch, you! You're supposed to stand for something'! You're supposed to protect people! But instead you rape and muder them!
"They raped me, a whole bunch of times, and other stuff too.
"They're just people, you know Warren, just people."
"This whole trial is out of order!"

 

[Chaotic42]

:snap:
I don't do polka, baby.

From Six String Samurai. I'm one of 4 fans of it.

 

[schizoid]

What about from Dolemite:

"Where's Dolemite?...Breathin' down your neck!"
"You got 24 hours to get out of here...and 23 of them are already gone."

There's a whole bunch from Glengarry Glen Ross.

"What's my name? Fvck you, that's my name!"
"Coffee is for closers"
"Will you GO TO LUNCH?!"

Course, there's always the Big L...
"Dude...there's a beverage here!"
"...of the NATION, yes yes, not of California" (on a side note, because of THIS FREAKING QUOTE, whenever ANYONE in my crew, myself included, says ANY word that ends in -ion, we invariably add on "yes, yes, not of California". Do you have any clue how annoying it is to be compelled to do that? Like, every time someone says "is this overtime? No, it's regulation..." like 6 people in the room go "yes yes, not of California". )

Moving on...

But the BEST onliner of ALL time goes to the best comedic genius of our time:

Bob Mother-F'in Saget.

"I used to suck dick for cocaine!"

There you go. It is ended.

 

[Palek]

Not bad-ass, but definitely one of the best quotes from 2002:
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

 

JEEEEZ

I can't believe you guys.

Luke, I'm your father


Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom


"We are going to die !"

 

[Adrian Tung]

"Come get some"
"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun"
- Bruce "don't call me Ash" Campbell

Not badass, but very corny:
"There is no spoon" - don't remember the title of the movie, but it involved British soldiers going up against werewolves. Me and my friends were laughing like crazy with the idea that they created Spoon's character just for this line!


atwl

 

[NFS4]

Bob Mother-F'in Saget.

"I used to suck dick for cocaine!"

There you go. It is ended.

LMAO!!

And this isn't so much a one liner but an action sequence. I think it's in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom...or one of those movies. Some jackass starts swinging at Indy with a sword and starts acting all bad ass. Indy just whips out his gun and shoots the mofo. CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kanalua]

"Cook the man some eggs"


you guys gotta see this movie...(Once Were Warriors)

 

[ObiDon]

Some jackass starts swinging at Indy with a sword and starts acting all bad ass. Indy just whips out his gun and shoots the mofo.

Damn it. I can't believe that I can't remember the title of that one. It was the first of the three. Now I have to get up...Raiders of the Lost Ark. Jeez, I'm stupid!

From The Chase,
Charlie Sheen is in a convenience store with a hostage and two cops are there. He tells the clerk to take the guns from the cops, put them on the floor, and then kick them to him. The clerk kicks the guns and they slide past Charlie Sheen and go all the way down the aisle...
"I said kick them to me, Pele!"

 

[BeefJurky]

read the sig

 

[murphy55d]

"you will remove your mask and tell me your name"

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, marcus aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and i will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"

Ok so it's a little long.

 

[ObiDon]

I'm kind of surprised that nobody said,
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Then, we could spend the next 50 posts arguing about the proper spelling of Inigo Montoya.

 

[NetworkDad]

Some of my favorites:

I desparately want to make love to a schoolboy. (Dumb & Dumber)

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. ( Back to the future)

 

[Kanalua]

"You have a gentle touch, Doctor, she wont be able to say no..."

Meet the Parents

 

[virtuamike]

There's only 2 things in this world that I hate, people that are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

I don't speak no fricky dicky dutch.

Fajja!

 

[vi edit]

<Ahnold>Stick around!</Ahnold>

Samuel Jackson - English Muthafuka. DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!

Ash - Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Darkhelmet: Evil wins because good is dumb.

 

[KeyserSoze]

I love this one:

"What in the names of John Waynes ass is going on here??" -- City Slickers II


Not really a "cool" line, but hilarious.





KeyserSoze

 

[geno]

Tony Montana's speech about being the bad guy in the restaurant.... great scene...

oh, and let's not forget "Say hello to my little friend!!"

 

[Tallgeese]

"The only problem with kicking the sh*t out of you is it would be too easy" - Tom Cody (Michael Pare) in "Streets of Fire"

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" - Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) in "Dirty Harry"

"That's my steak, Liberty. Now pick it up" - Tom Doniphon (John Wayne)
"I'll get it for ya, Liberty" - Floyd (Strother Martin)
Tom kicks Floyd in the face as he bends down
"I said YOU, Liberty" - Tom Doniphon (John Wayne) in "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance"

"All that hate'll burn you up" - Colonel Andy Tanner (Power Boothe)
"Keeps me warm" - Robert (C. Thomas Howell) in "Red Dawn"

"WOLVERINES!" - various people in "Red Dawn"

"Well who is on our side?" - Jed Eckert (Patrick Swayze)
"Six hundred million screamin' Chinamen." - Colonel Andy Tanner (Power Boothe)
"I thought there was a billion screamin' Chinamen." - Matt Eckert (Charlie Sheen)
Colonel throws whisky into fire, and it violently ignites for a moment.
"There was." - Colonel Andy Tanner (Power Boothe) in "Red Dawn"

"BOYS! AVENGE ME! AVENGE ME!!!" - Tom Eckert (Harry Dean Stanton) in "Red Dawn"

 

[Tallgeese]

"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that" - HAL9000 in "2001: A Space Odyssey"

 

[wolf papa]

"You talkin' to me? You TALKIN' to me? You must be talkin' to me........" Travis Bickle (Robert DeNiro) in Taxi Driver

 

[Tallgeese]

...better version above

 

[Tallgeese]

"Twenty-five fvcking years, I've been waiting for the day I'd be bigger, tougher, stronger than you are. When you go down it's gonna hurt, baby. I'm gonna kick your fvcking ass! Are you ready? You ready to be humiliated in front of your new wife and your father? You are an ugly bitch, I pity you... " gets taken out with one punch by his brother - Francis (Mike McGlone) in "She's The One"