Best bad-ass one-liners in movie history? :-)

[GoingUp]

Some motherfvcker is always trying to Ice skate uphill - "Blade"

 

[her209]

Prepare for Ludacris speed.

My schwartz is bigger than yours.



_____o-o_______________| - Nooo!!!! <- from AP1

 

[LordUnum]

"We're in some real pretty sh!t now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over!" - Aliens

"You better not get involved in anything. You better not even come within range of anything that happens or your ass is grass and I'm a lawn mower." - Good Morning Vietnam

 

[Ulfwald]

The marines are looking for a few good men, and you aren't it.

This is the AK47, the preferred weapon of your enemy, it makes a distinctive sound, get to know it.

Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak ridge.

 

[GoodToGo]

"Let some steam out" - Commando

"They took a train" - Eraser

Arnie is da man

 

[dolph]

a whole movie virutally made up of one liners

 

[freakflag]

At the last party I did not recieve a piece of cake...and...I was told that this time I would be recieving cake....

I wanted a mission...and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it to me on a silver platter...and when it was over...I'd never want another.

Fifty bucks says the Smales kid picks his nose.
Another fifty says he eats it...
Man, that kid'll eat anything...

 

[Mucho]

Girl to James Caan, " You know I'm still a virgin."
James Caan, " Frankly my dear I don't give a sh!t."

 

[Tripleshot]

Truth? You can't handle the truth!

 

[ultimatebob]

"Who is your Daddy, and what does he do?"

or

"I'm a cop, you idiot!"

Kindergarden Cop was Arnold's BEST movie for one-liners!

 

[UNCjigga]

"Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum!"

 

[JC]

"You're the disease. I'm the cure."
"I'm gonna bust you up."
"I must break you."
"When you hang a man, you better look at him."

 

[idNut]

"Boy's have a penis and girls have a vagina."
-Kindergarten Cop


"Listen punk, to me you're nothin' but dog sh!t to me you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dog sh!t. It can be scraped with shovel off the ground, it can dry up and blow away in the wind or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog sh!ts ya."


"Don't you lecture me you son-of-a-b1tch. You know who you're talkin to, hm? You know my record?"
"Yeah, you're a legend in your own mind"


"Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here?"
"Who's we, sucker?"
"Smith and Wesson and me."
-Sudden Impact, Dirty Harry


"That's it Callahan, you just got yourself a 60 day suspension."
"Make it 90!"
"180! Give me your star!"
"Here's a seven point suppository Captain."
"What did you say?"
"I said stick it in your ass!"
-The Enforcer, Dirty Harry


"Slurp sh!t and die"
-Heathers

 

[Flashram]

Have to agree with the first post:

"Yippee-ki-yay motherf*c*er"

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Girl to James Caan, " You know I'm still a virgin."
James Caan, " Frankly my dear I don't give a sh!t."

"Blame it on Rio"?

 

[ObiDon]

"Chill out, Dickwad!"

"What can I get for five dollars?"

 

[CKDragon]

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!

CK

 

[Aves]

Double dumbass on you!

 

[AU Tiger]

Arnold and Clint Eastwood have to be my favorites.

Not bad ass, but good:
"Here's Johnny" - Jack Nicholson in The Shining

"You've got to be the dumbest smart kid I know" - Jon Voight in Varsity Blues

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: LordUnum
"We're in some real pretty sh!t now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over!" - Aliens

About time someone posted that one from Aliens.

Maybe some of you havent seen this site, I find it amusing

All about Arnold

 

[Occifer]

"Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh, Put the keys in my left pocket, Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh, Put the gun in my right"

 

[Geekbabe]

I'll be back"

and that line about vanity being his favorite deadly sin spoken by Al Pachino when he played the devil

 

[LanEvoVI]

Originally posted by: TallGeese

Originally posted by: bmacd "Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fvck the prom queen" Sean Connery, The Rock

Oh yeah!

haha...this is the first line that popped up into my head too when i saw the thread title...

 

[rh71]

I'm gonna rip your eyes out and shove em down your pants, so you can watch me beat the sh!t out of you.

 

[jteef]

"Mother goose you p*ssy" --- Why was that in the movie? entertaining anyways.

"Mini-me, stop humping the laser"

"I haven't seen a beatin like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose"

"Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

"Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women! "

jt