Am I metrosexual?

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: raystorm

Originally posted by: PingSpike
iron your shirts? Sorry you lose.

What if you worked at an office and have to wear dress shirts?? You cant go there with wrinkled up shirts unless you have a wife/gf to iron it for you.

They should be ironed, but a polo shirt should not be.

I iron most of my clothes including jeans. I do not iron the boxers or undershirts.

I think it makes one look more presentable.

Jeans...I wipe my hands on my jeans. I also wipe my mouth on the knees of my jeans.

I just pictured myself ironing my jeans, then I pictured myself walking into that same picture...and kicking myself in the ass.

dude, napkins...

plus, why in the world would you wipe your mouth on your jeans?

 

[Abe Froman]

As the resident Metro of my office, I can tell you its not about acting Gay/fem, or however you would like to see it. Metro is having the sense of style, culture, manners, interest in fashion and whatnot. These traits are commonly associated with homosexuals and women. However, being a Metrosexual, you are graced with the best of both worlds, i.e. all of the above traits, as well as enjoying sports, working out, going to Home depot, interest in cars.

You sir, should be proud to be a metrosexual... 😎

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: raystorm

Originally posted by: PingSpike
iron your shirts? Sorry you lose.

What if you worked at an office and have to wear dress shirts?? You cant go there with wrinkled up shirts unless you have a wife/gf to iron it for you.

They should be ironed, but a polo shirt should not be.

I iron most of my clothes including jeans. I do not iron the boxers or undershirts.

I think it makes one look more presentable.

Jeans...I wipe my hands on my jeans. I also wipe my mouth on the knees of my jeans.

I just pictured myself ironing my jeans, then I pictured myself walking into that same picture...and kicking myself in the ass.

dude, napkins...

plus, why in the world would you wipe your mouth on your jeans?

Because I don't like having spagetti sauce on my face...duh.

 

[Mucho]

I only voted yes because you have that as the default so I guess that is what you wanted

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

I voted no even though you got close with the wearing pink and knowing it would work with your dark complexion. Wow.

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: raystorm

Originally posted by: PingSpike
iron your shirts? Sorry you lose.

What if you worked at an office and have to wear dress shirts?? You cant go there with wrinkled up shirts unless you have a wife/gf to iron it for you.

They should be ironed, but a polo shirt should not be.

I iron most of my clothes including jeans. I do not iron the boxers or undershirts.

I think it makes one look more presentable.

Jeans...I wipe my hands on my jeans. I also wipe my mouth on the knees of my jeans.

I just pictured myself ironing my jeans, then I pictured myself walking into that same picture...and kicking myself in the ass.

dude, napkins...

plus, why in the world would you wipe your mouth on your jeans?

Because I don't like having spagetti sauce on my face...duh.

😀

 

[Tiamat]

You are very metrosexual, not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Abe Froman
As the resident Metro of my office, I can tell you its not about acting Gay/fem, or however you would like to see it. Metro is having the sense of style, culture, manners, interest in fashion and whatnot. These traits are commonly associated with homosexuals and women. However, being a Metrosexual, you are graced with the best of both worlds, i.e. all of the above traits, as well as enjoying sports, working out, going to Home depot, interest in cars.

You sir, should be proud to be a metrosexual... 😎

You forgot it's also about being derided by real men. Plus, I think most metro's sense of culture stops past the clothing ads in their favourite fagazine.

 

[Baked]

If you had to ask, you probably are.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Abe Froman
As the resident Metro of my office, I can tell you its not about acting Gay/fem, or however you would like to see it. Metro is having the sense of style, culture, manners, interest in fashion and whatnot. These traits are commonly associated with homosexuals and women. However, being a Metrosexual, you are graced with the best of both worlds, i.e. all of the above traits, as well as enjoying sports, working out, going to Home depot, interest in cars.

You sir, should be proud to be a metrosexual... 😎

I do all of those things......😕

 

[Dacalo]

I guess majority of people saying "AIeee!! He is a metro!!!!" isn't concerned with their appearance.

Ironing shirts? Big deal, in professional life, it's good to look tidy.

Plucking eye brows? What, you don't shave? The main point of these two is to rid get of unwanted hair. Same objective, different methods.

Wearing pink. I am not insecure about my sexuality, so I don't mind wearing pink. Hell, I have a pink golf polo.

I am just dumbfounded by some posters indicating they wear dirty jeans, wiping their mouth on it and trying to sound macho.

This country in general is very homophobic.

 

[Fritzo]

I use a #4 clipper across mine every couple of weeks. It helps keep them from getting all bushy. If you were trimming your bikini line or something, then I'd vote yes. Anything with facial hair I think is OK.

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: vr6
you're not metro. i do the same thing, except i don't pluck my brows

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: JOJOBEAN
plucking eyebrows? yeah thats a surefire sign of a fudgepacker or of one that likes to get packed fudge.

lots of males pluck their eyebrows

Originally posted by: Dacalo
I do everything you do except plucking eye brows.

Doesn't seem metro to me.

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
So, real men have a unibrow, drag their knuckles on the ground when they walk and wear nothing but flannel shirts?

Call me a metro then. I'd rather be a metro than a big dumb ape. 😀

All of the above quoted..... METRO'S

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: bR

Originally posted by: rbloedow
You're gayer than I am.

hahahahahahahaa

You know who's gay? My roommate/life parter, now HE'S gay. In fact, he was having sex with me the other day, and I turned around and said "You know...you are SUCH A FREAKIN' HOMO!!!"


😀

 

[PingSpike]

I find this thread hilarious because so many people seem to be taking me seriously. I thought it was clear I was just being an ass, as usual.

 

[StageLeft]

I guess majority of people saying "AIeee!! He is a metro!!!!" isn't concerned with their appearance.

Actually I am concerned with my appearance, but in more traditional and masculine ways. I don't care a rat's ass about my hair (1/2" clippers on that crap), and my clothes I wear what mrsskoorb tells me to, but I work out, which is more than I can say for any of the metros I personally know, so while they have nice clothes, I can't say they care anymore about themselves than I do. In fact if anything, it's false advertising. Give me a chick with a poor sense of style and a rocking bod than some girl wearing $600 in clothing but a cottage cheese ass.

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: DaTT

Originally posted by: vr6
you're not metro. i do the same thing, except i don't pluck my brows

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: JOJOBEAN
plucking eyebrows? yeah thats a surefire sign of a fudgepacker or of one that likes to get packed fudge.

lots of males pluck their eyebrows

Originally posted by: Dacalo
I do everything you do except plucking eye brows.

Doesn't seem metro to me.

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
So, real men have a unibrow, drag their knuckles on the ground when they walk and wear nothing but flannel shirts?

Call me a metro then. I'd rather be a metro than a big dumb ape. 😀

All of the above quoted..... METRO'S

bah!!!

 

[Nitemare]

If by metro you mean homer...than yes

 

[brigden]

Why do some guys enjoy describing themselves as metrosexual?

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
hair is irrelevent
it makes no difference where or if you have hair on your body
it doesn't do anything

animals need hair/fur to stay warm because they don't wear clothing, for humans that wear clothing, hair is meaningless

so why would you waste a microsecond doing anything about it? especially on your face like that/eyebrow/unibrow, so what

Yeah..I mean, why should girls bother shaving their legs or armpits? Screw that, we should all go natural. 😕

 

[JDub02]

where's the option for "queerer than a 3 dollar bill"?

 

[gigapet]

why is it even a concern if you are getting laid by a female on a regular basis?

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: gigapet
why is it even a concern if you are getting laid by a female on a regular basis?

Hey - he might be gay 😛 I dated girls at one time too........:shocked:

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: brigden
Why do some guys enjoy describing themselves as metrosexual?

Aren't you the president of them, Mr purple and pink-striped, collar-flipper Hilfiger-wearer?

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: gigapet
why is it even a concern if you are getting laid by a female on a regular basis?

Hey - he might be gay 😛 I dated girls at one time too........:shocked:

honestly thought if you want to meet a metro walk around a mall area in manhattan/staten isalnd/long island......you will quickly see you have little to worry about.