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Am I metrosexual?

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Red

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Am I a metrosexual? A female friend of mine at school said I'm a metro because I pluck my eyebrows. I punched her in the eye to reaffirm my manly aggressiveness and dominant role, but the eyebrow thing made me wonder. What do you think?

My pro-metro traits:

I am concerned about my appearance. I iron my shirts, pluck my unibrow, cut my nails, and fix my hair every morning before work. I enjoy shopping of all types... going to home depot, buying clothes, buying computer parts, groceries, etc... I enjoy being an active consumer. I wear pink and I pull it off because of my dark complextion (see sig). I'd rather have a sports car than an expensive truck.

My anti-metro traits:

I don't fix my hair all the time. I wear hats a few times over summer. I sincerely enjoy working on cars in my spare time (from changing the oil to doing brakes, etc). I participated in sports most of my childhood and I still enjoying watching and playing sports. If I had a limited budget, I choose function over style (buying computer parts over buying clothes). Hmm, what do you guys think? Am I a metrosexual?
 
You're gayer than I am. Kidding 😛

I pluck my eyebrows, and enjoy blowing money at Home Depot, wear pink, and want to own a Honda S2000 😀
 
all i had to read was "pluck eyebrows"

hell yeah you are a metro if you pluck eyebrows

/thread
 
You're metro. I'm considered metro to the girls at school too. Nothing bad about it, you still get poon

Edit: But I don't pluck my eyebrows... that's where I draw the line
 
Have you ever had a manicure? Ever been to a Spa?

If not, then no, you're not a metro. You sound like you want to look good and you're concerned about your appearance. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Think about it, would a woman want a man who has a unibrow and tattered clothes or a man who has TWO EYEBROWS and is semi-fashion conscious?
 
Originally posted by: Red
Am I a metrosexual? A female friend of mine at school said I'm a metro because I pluck my eyebrows. I punched her in the eye to reaffirm my manly aggressiveness and dominant role, but the eyebrow thing made me wonder. What do you think?

My pro-metro traits:

I am concerned about my appearance. I iron my shirts, pluck my unibrow, cut my nails, and fix my hair every morning before work. I enjoy shopping of all types... going to home depot, buying clothes, buying computer parts, groceries, etc... I enjoy being an active consumer. I wear pink and I pull it off because of my dark complextion (see sig). I'd rather have a sports car than an expensive truck.

My anti-metro traits:

I don't fix my hair all the time. I wear hats a few times over summer. I sincerely enjoy working on cars in my spare time (from changing the oil to doing brakes, etc). I participated in sports most of my childhood and I still enjoying watching and playing sports. If I had a limited budget, I choose function over style (buying computer parts over buying clothes). Hmm, what do you guys think? Am I a metrosexual?
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If you have to even ask... then yes... yes you are.

-Max
 
Originally posted by: vr6
you're not metro. i do the same thing, except i don't pluck my brows
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Have you considered the possibility that you are in fact a metro and therefore are a poor beacon of nonmetrosexuality?
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
You're gayer than I am. Kidding 😛

I pluck my eyebrows, and enjoy blowing money at Home Depot, wear pink, and want to own a Honda S2000 😀
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Listen to this man...he knows what he is talking about.

The fact that you are worried that you might possibly be metrosexual makes you metrosexual.
 
Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Have you ever had a manicure? Ever been to a Spa?

If not, then no, you're not a metro. You sound like you want to look good and you're concerned about your appearance. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Think about it, would a woman want a man who has a unibrow and tattered clothes or a man who has TWO EYEBROWS and is semi-fashion conscious?
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Real men have one eyebrow and they furrow it constantly to reaffirm their manliness.
 
So, real men have a unibrow, drag their knuckles on the ground when they walk and wear nothing but flannel shirts?

Call me a metro then. I'd rather be a metro than a big dumb ape. 😀
 
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