Am I metrosexual?

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
iron your shirts? Sorry you lose.

LOL

 

[Red]

Crap!

Where do I turn in my man card?

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: JOJOBEAN
plucking eyebrows? yeah thats a surefire sign of a fudgepacker or of one that likes to get packed fudge.

lots of males pluck their eyebrows

not around here they don't
i barely bother to pull out the nose hairs

 

[loup garou]

I think the nerds on this forum are the only people on the planet who use that term anymore...metrosexual...:roll:

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: rbloedow
You're gayer than I am. Kidding

I pluck my eyebrows, and enjoy blowing money at Home Depot, wear pink, and want to own a Honda S2000

Listen to this man...he knows what he is talking about.

The fact that you are worried that you might possibly be metrosexual makes you metrosexual.

Nah - it might indicate that you're insecure about your sexuality, and could possibly be gay.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: JOJOBEAN
plucking eyebrows? yeah thats a surefire sign of a fudgepacker or of one that likes to get packed fudge.

lots of males pluck their eyebrows

not around here they don't
i barely bother to pull out the nose hairs

Do you have a unibrow or a partial one though?

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: JOJOBEAN
plucking eyebrows? yeah thats a surefire sign of a fudgepacker or of one that likes to get packed fudge.

lots of males pluck their eyebrows

not around here they don't
i barely bother to pull out the nose hairs

I used to as a teen and mrsskoorb tells me now how ridiculous it looked when I did it. If you have a serious unibrow I agree you have to, but if it's only moderate or less, do not do it.

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: Red
Am I a metrosexual? A female friend of mine at school said I'm a metro because I pluck my eyebrows. I punched her in the eye to reaffirm my manly aggressiveness and dominant role, but the eyebrow thing made me wonder. What do you think?

cracked me up :thumbsup:

+ need an option for "no you're just gay"

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: werk
I think the nerds on this forum are the only people on the planet who use that term anymore...metrosexual...:roll:

You're a metro for not getting LL pics.

 

[raystorm]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
iron your shirts? Sorry you lose.

What if you worked at an office and have to wear dress shirts?? You cant go there with wrinkled up shirts unless you have a wife/gf to iron it for you.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: raystorm

Originally posted by: PingSpike
iron your shirts? Sorry you lose.

What if you worked at an office and have to wear dress shirts?? You cant go there with wrinkled up shirts unless you have a wife/gf to iron it for you.

They should be ironed, but a polo shirt should not be.

 

[andyfasthands]

plucking eyebrows is normal around the orange county. i don't participate in it myself, but i see a lot of people with eyebrows that look like girls. plucking doesnt mean metro. now, if you shave your legs, then im sorry but

Originally posted by: PingSpike
you lose.

 

[FoBoT]

hair is irrelevent
it makes no difference where or if you have hair on your body
it doesn't do anything

animals need hair/fur to stay warm because they don't wear clothing, for humans that wear clothing, hair is meaningless

so why would you waste a microsecond doing anything about it? especially on your face like that/eyebrow/unibrow, so what

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: raystorm

Originally posted by: PingSpike
iron your shirts? Sorry you lose.

What if you worked at an office and have to wear dress shirts?? You cant go there with wrinkled up shirts unless you have a wife/gf to iron it for you.

They should be ironed, but a polo shirt should not be.

I iron most of my clothes including jeans. I do not iron the boxers or undershirts.

I think it makes one look more presentable.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
hair is irrelevent
it makes no difference where or if you have hair on your body
it doesn't do anything

animals need hair/fur to stay warm because they don't wear clothing, for humans that wear clothing, hair is meaningless

so why would you waste a microsecond doing anything about it? especially on your face like that/eyebrow/unibrow, so what

Some hair just looks nasty in certain places.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
I iron most of my clothes including jeans. I do not iron the boxers or undershirts.

I think it makes one look more presentable.

Jeans? Damn, bra, you are hard core metro!

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
hair is irrelevent
it makes no difference where or if you have hair on your body
it doesn't do anything

animals need hair/fur to stay warm because they don't wear clothing, for humans that wear clothing, hair is meaningless

so why would you waste a microsecond doing anything about it? especially on your face like that/eyebrow/unibrow, so what

so you are like against hair cuts and stuff?

 

[Nutdotnet]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
hair is irrelevent
it makes no difference where or if you have hair on your body
it doesn't do anything

animals need hair/fur to stay warm because they don't wear clothing, for humans that wear clothing, hair is meaningless

so why would you waste a microsecond doing anything about it? especially on your face like that/eyebrow/unibrow, so what

YEAH...we should all grow 10ft long beards because WE CAN. WHY SHAVE?!?! Why should women SHAVE?!?! They grow hair too!!! :roll:

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: raystorm

Originally posted by: PingSpike
iron your shirts? Sorry you lose.

What if you worked at an office and have to wear dress shirts?? You cant go there with wrinkled up shirts unless you have a wife/gf to iron it for you.

I do work in an office. I buy those nonwrinkle shirts. And if they wrinkle still, I just wear a sweater over them.

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
I iron most of my clothes including jeans. I do not iron the boxers or undershirts.

I think it makes one look more presentable.

Jeans? Damn, bra, you are hard core metro!

LOL... its only an extra few minutes every night.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I was going to say no, but then you claimed to wear pink. Sorry, you're metro.

 

[Red]

so why would you waste a microsecond doing anything about it? especially on your face like that/eyebrow/unibrow, so what

Because it's not about survival in the wilderness or staying warm, it's about appearance in the office setting. I wish it weren't so, but appearance does matter, so you've got to deal with it.

My very dark (black) hair makes for an interesting unibrow. I can say without a doubt that people (as in, interviewers) would be turned off by the lack of maintenance on such a monster if I allowed it to fester into it's full size.

 

[BudAshes]

The only people who would say your are not a metro are those that do the same gay things but are in denial about it their own fruityness.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: raystorm

Originally posted by: PingSpike
iron your shirts? Sorry you lose.

What if you worked at an office and have to wear dress shirts?? You cant go there with wrinkled up shirts unless you have a wife/gf to iron it for you.

They should be ironed, but a polo shirt should not be.

I iron most of my clothes including jeans. I do not iron the boxers or undershirts.

I think it makes one look more presentable.

Jeans...I wipe my hands on my jeans. I also wipe my mouth on the knees of my jeans.

I just pictured myself ironing my jeans, then I pictured myself walking into that same picture...and kicking myself in the ass.

 

[JOJOBEAN]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: FoBoT
hair is irrelevent
it makes no difference where or if you have hair on your body
it doesn't do anything

animals need hair/fur to stay warm because they don't wear clothing, for humans that wear clothing, hair is meaningless

so why would you waste a microsecond doing anything about it? especially on your face like that/eyebrow/unibrow, so what

Some hair just looks nasty in certain places.

like on a vagigna? nah well maybe if you cant even see it then maybe thats a bit much.