Recent content by imported_MattG

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    Have you ever washed your body with dish soap?

    No, but I have run myself through the dishwasher on occasion. I'd suggest skipping the drying cycle, though.....
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    what does it mean when a "not so attractive" female likes you?

    Wearing her diamond rings facing backward? Some serious ouch there....
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    anyone has a non-Ipod MP3 player?

    I have a mobiblu cube and like it alot. Simply wear it around your neck....Try and beat that Apple!
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    An observation

    Everyone likes to have a pet....snakes are no different! :-)
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    VIDEO: Tyra Banks gets Stripped Searched

    Man I told her that I'd never tell, but yes she is....
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    Worst Joke of the Day!

    hahaha...we've all been there before!
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    Worst Joke of the Day!

    How about: What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else? Nacho cheese....
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    YAFGT: A fat girl has a crush on me

    Just tell her the attraction is not there and you'd like to be friends....5 years from now she may be looking good after you have grown the beer gut and lost all your hair....
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    Why don't black girls wear thongs?

    I see plenty of them on the internet...Would these not be a representative sample? ;-)
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    Do you have a tattoo?

    don't have one, but love to see them on the small of a woman's back....
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    Ever sleep with someone, and during/after, think to yourself... (Yeah, YAGT)

    hahaha words Wilt Chamberlain lived by....
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    Ever sleep with someone, and during/after, think to yourself... (Yeah, YAGT)

    whatever you do don't ignore her. That will only make the problem worse. Take her out to dinner and tell her your really gay.
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    Annoying cop has nothing better to do?

    Always make sure there is a Dunkin Donuts on your bike route...you'll never have a problem again!
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    You can pick any weather you like

    Think of it this way....is some places cold and rainy would be a blessing....
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    Girlfriend wants to get me a class ring.. Anywhere to NOT get ripped off?

    why not just by a wedding band and be donw with it?
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