YAFGT: A fat girl has a crush on me

[touchmyichi]

just don't do anything, she'll give up or find someone else to crush on eventually. Directly telling her you're not interested is too awkward and hurtful. Just be nice to her and she'll move on.

 

[reverend boltron]

Yeah dude, seriously, just like let her know that you're not interested in that type of relationship with her. There's nothing wrong with that. And on a more worldly note, you won't look like a jerk to all of her cute friends. You also won't end up causing damage to her that way. But if you want to cause harm to her, I hope she ends up losing a bunch of weight, and getting really hot and develops an awesome personality, and then gets you on Jerry Springer on one of those "I used to be fat but now I'm PHAT" shows in a couple years, and you'll be all white trash and she'll be all pretty hot and tempting, and you'll be like "Dang. That stinks" and she'll be all "yeah. That does. But I forgive you.. gotcha!" and you'll be like "dude, why are you so mean?" and she'll be all "Safety" and fart in your mouth. And you'll never wash your mouth again. You make me SICK!

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: l Xes l

Originally posted by: notfred
Say, "I'd rather kill myself than go out with you". Then shoot yourself in the face right in front of her to show her how serious you are. She'll freak out and cry, that would be awesome, right?

11/10 :thumbsup:

Agreed, post of the year.

 

[LordMaul]

I don't know, tell her that you'd rather date someone with a BMI closer to say, your IQ...like around 15?

 

[l Xes l]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Show her your little wee wee, she'll die laughing

lol...

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: reverend boltron
Yeah dude, seriously, just like let her know that you're not interested in that type of relationship with her. There's nothing wrong with that. And on a more worldly note, you won't look like a jerk to all of her cute friends. You also won't end up causing damage to her that way. But if you want to cause harm to her, I hope she ends up losing a bunch of weight, and getting really hot and develops an awesome personality, and then gets you on Jerry Springer on one of those "I used to be fat but now I'm PHAT" shows in a couple years, and you'll be all white trash and she'll be all pretty hot and tempting, and you'll be like "Dang. That stinks" and she'll be all "yeah. That does. But I forgive you.. gotcha!" and you'll be like "dude, why are you so mean?" and she'll be all "Safety" and fart in your mouth. And you'll never wash your mouth again. You make me SICK!

Jerry! Jery! Jerry!

 

[Midlander]

Originally posted by: Acanthus

Originally posted by: l Xes l

Originally posted by: notfred
Say, "I'd rather kill myself than go out with you". Then shoot yourself in the face right in front of her to show her how serious you are. She'll freak out and cry, that would be awesome, right?

11/10 :thumbsup:

Agreed, post of the year.

Problem solved for everyone, assuming he has the IQ to aim properly.

 

[Wheezer]

Just remember, Kharma has a way of working into these things. You may someday find yourself attracted to a hot girl or guy (not sure of your sexual orientation) and they may be just as cruel and insensitive as you when they let you down.

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: njswift10141980
tell her your gay

Yes. The truth shall set you free.

 

[PokerGuy]

LOL @ some of the responses. There's nothing wrong with not being interested, but to try and go out of your way to be mean and hurt someone's feelings for no particular reason other than your own amusement says a whole lot about you.......

 

[BriGy86]

show her this thread, and she wont like you any more

 

[imported_MattG]

Just tell her the attraction is not there and you'd like to be friends....5 years from now she may be looking good after you have grown the beer gut and lost all your hair....

 

[dabuddha]

End yourself.

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: l Xes l
Why would you blow your only chance to access human vagina?

:laugh:

 

[rhino56]

whats funny is by the time your 40 and still single you will be begging someone 2 times her size not to leave you because your so lame. but she does anyways and you still have this idea that your superior in some way.

 

[Shortcut]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
a fat girl has a crush on me. /Q]


Shens!

 

[FoBoT]

why do you have to be so mean?

fat people can lose weight, but you'll still be mean and ugly

 

[pclstyle]

kid, she probably doesn't even have a crush on you.

you're the type to buy a $500 dyson vacuum just to shove it up your ass, fvcking scrub


go circle jerk with your chess team buddies

 

[ngvepforever2]

Tell her that you are an idiot and that would be in her best interest to just stay friends with you.

Regards

ng

 

[hardwareuser]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
"I'm sorry but I can't afford to pay for 3 each time we go out to eat."

LOL :thumbsup:

 

[PingSpike]

When she starts talking to you just shat your pants. That usually gets rid of them.

 

[SagaLore]

Please post her approximate height and weight.

Then post your approximate heigh and weight.

And most importantly, how old you both are.

Then I will give you GOOD advice.

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: IMaN00BieGF
Jerk! I used to be fat

and whose fault was that? exactly, and congrats on losing it.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Mike
Still in HS?

meh, i'm sure there's plenty of adults on this forum that would act the same way

 

[arcas]

You must be 14 or 15. There's simply no need to be rude or hurtful when telling someone you're not interested in a relationship. They're already taken a risk by letting you know they're interested in the first place. What's wrong with you?