Your Moms like Geico

state 08

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your mama so stupid, she spent 30 minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'!
 

dougp

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Originally posted by: state 08
your mama so stupid, she spent 30 minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'!

Your momma's so stupid, she was fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's!
 

Scarpozzi

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Your mama's like a racetrack.....everybody burns rubber.
Your mama's like a doorknob......everybody gets a turn.
Your mama's like a light switch......everybody turns her on.
Your mama's like a coke machine.....50 cents a pop.
etc....etc....etc.....
Your mama's so fat, when she goes swimming she can slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out of it.
etc....etc....etc......

Reply:
At least I have a mom....instead of 2 dads and a chemistry set.
 

RESmonkey

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Actually, this post kind of brightened the mood for me just now. Thanks OP. I think this post served it's purpose :wink:
 

FreshCrabLegs

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Your mama's so fat, that you and your sisters orbit around her waist.
In fact, she's so fat that her waistline is an equator.

That's all I can remember so far.