Your Moms like Geico

[SirStev0]

So easy, a Caveman could do her.

 

[LongCoolMother]

:crickets:

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
:crickets:

Everyone likes a good "Your Mom" joke.

 

[JohnCU]

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
:crickets:

Everyone likes a good "Your Mom" joke.

Especially your mom.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
:crickets:

Everyone likes a good "Your Mom" joke.

then why don't you tell one?

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
:crickets:

Everyone likes a good "Your Mom" joke.

Kinda like how everyone likes your mom!

 

[state 08]

your mama so stupid, she spent 30 minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'!

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: state 08
your mama so stupid, she spent 30 minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'!

Your momma's so stupid, she was fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's!

 

[state 08]

yo mother so fat - that when we she jumps for joy she gets stuck!

 

[imported_nightfox]

yo mama's so fat that when she steps on a scale to weigh herself she sees her phone number.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Your mama's like a racetrack.....everybody burns rubber.
Your mama's like a doorknob......everybody gets a turn.
Your mama's like a light switch......everybody turns her on.
Your mama's like a coke machine.....50 cents a pop.
etc....etc....etc.....
Your mama's so fat, when she goes swimming she can slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out of it.
etc....etc....etc......

Reply:
At least I have a mom....instead of 2 dads and a chemistry set.

 

[BrokenVisage]

I exhaled swiftly in a fashion that is consistent with a brief laugh on my part, congratulations.

 

[TehMac]

Your mama is rated E for everyone.

 

[moshquerade]

Yo mama got a house that's so dusty, the cockroaches drive around in dune buggies

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Yo mama got a house that's so dusty, the cockroaches drive around in dune buggies

I'm sorry, but that was fucking stupid.

 

[SirStev0]

I'm currently attempting to photochop my buddies sister into a Geico Ad...

 

[RESmonkey]

Actually, this post kind of brightened the mood for me just now. Thanks OP. I think this post served it's purpose

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

Your mama's so fat, that you and your sisters orbit around her waist.
In fact, she's so fat that her waistline is an equator.

That's all I can remember so far.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

yo mama is so dumb, she choked on a lifesaver.

 

[theeedude]

Yo mama so fat, she got diabetes.

 

[UberNeuman]

Your Moms so fat, I have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.....

 

[overst33r]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
yo mama is so dumb, she choked on a lifesaver.

not the only thing she choked on...

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: mariok2006

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
yo mama is so dumb, she choked on a lifesaver.

not the only thing she choked on...

that's what SHE said.. before proceeding to choke on my junk.. food

 

[dbk]

Goddamn that sucked. You suck.