Your Moms like Geico

[UberNeuman]

Your Moms so old she was in school with Moses........

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman
Your Moms so old she was in school with Moses........

ugh...

 

[purbeast0]

your mom is so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone wire.

your mom is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Your Mom likes my rod.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
:crickets:

Everyone likes a good "Your Mom" joke.

Unfortunately, this is not one of them.

 

[oddyager]

I saw you mama kicking this cardboard box down the street and I asked her "were you moving"?

 

[Vehemence]

Yo momma so fat that it's probably detrimental to her health and she should consult a doctor.

 

[Ramma2]

Originally posted by: dNor
Yo momma so fat that it's probably detrimental to her health and she should consult a doctor.

lol the only one I laughed at. Nice work! :thumbsup:

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Your brother's so stupid he makes jokes about your momma.

 

[TEEZLE]

your mama's so fat she can roll over a dollar and make four quarters.
your mama's so fat she's living large
yo mama's so ugly when she smilkes her face hurts

 

[Injury]

Nothing beats a good "Your Mom" joke... except a really bad one.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

 

[Soundmanred]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Originally posted by: state 08
yo mother so fat - that when we she jumps for joy she gets stuck!

When people start repeating jokes, it's time to end the thread.

 

[BudAshes]

Your mama's so skank when she has a yeast infection sourdough bread comes out.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Originally posted by: state 08
yo mother so fat - that when we she jumps for joy she gets stuck!

When people start repeating jokes, it's time to end the thread.

Your mommas so ugly she only been married once.

- Malibu's most wanted

 

[hiromizu]

yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

There once was a man from nantucket, I don't remember how the rest of it goes, but your mother's a whore!

 

[MaxDepth]

Yo mama's so easy they nicknamed her 7-Eleven, 'cause she's always open for business.

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Originally posted by: state 08
yo mother so fat - that when we she jumps for joy she gets stuck!

When people start repeating jokes, it's time to end the thread.

Your mama repeats so many jokes, even Carlos Mancia doesn't steal from her.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
:crickets:

Everyone likes a good "Your Mom" joke.

well your mom is not quite good and not quite a joke.

 

[OpenThirdEye]

Yo mama's so dumb she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif!

 

[GiggleGirl]

lol old classics from back in the day

yo mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mamas so fat she wakes up in sections
yo mamas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mamas so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

 

[RichardE]

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach a Greenpeace tug tried to pull her in.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Originally posted by: state 08
yo mother so fat - that when we she jumps for joy she gets stuck!

When people start repeating jokes, it's time to end the thread.

Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

 

[JasonSix78]

Ya mamas got a glass eye with a fish in it