Your Moms like Geico

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: SirStev0

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
:crickets:

Everyone likes a good "Your Mom" joke.

Your joke was not funny though.

 

[funboy6942]

What does yo mama and a airplane have in common?
They both have cockpits.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Malcolm x was Malcolm the tenth.

Yo mama is so dumb, it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

I heard that yesterday yo mama died while raking leaves. How does one fall out of a tree doing that exactly?

You know why yo mama wears big hooped ear rings? So she has a place to put her feet while Im having sex wit her.

You know what yo mama does first thing in the morning? She goes home.

 

[imported_Baloo]

Originally posted by: oddyager
I saw you mama kicking this cardboard box down the street and I asked her "were you moving"?

Do you mean "Where you moving?"

 

[Shadow Conception]

Yo momma's so fat that she says 10lbs isn't bulk.

 

[Howard]

Yo momma's so old she farts dust.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: GiggleGirl
lol old classics from back in the day

yo mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mamas so fat she wakes up in sections
yo mamas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mamas so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

and this is what the thread got a resurgence for...

 

[UberNeuman]

Yo momma's so dry, they call her sandpaper......

 

[TruePaige]

Man I thought SOMEONE would of mentioned the obvious.

Your Mom is like Geico...

She's always lowering her rates.

 

[Akiba]

yo momma so stupid, she sit on the tv and watches the couch