You are not a man if you don't own a knife

Mayne

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I don't own a knife. I do have some steak knives and a really nice knife for cutting potatoes.
 

Mayne

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this should trigger a few knife freaks.
 

adairusmc

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I like knives that compliment the rest of my wardrobe. My ZT 0300 blackwash and a Microtech Crosshair

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:awe: :awe: :awe:
 

Mayne

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I like knives that compliment the rest of my wardrobe. My ZT 0300 blackwash and a Microtech Crosshair

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:awe: :awe: :awe:

what happens if you get mugged and can't tell the difference between the gun and knife?
 

nakedfrog

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A real man would just skullfuck the assailant to death :colbert:

With his penis, I mean.

Obviously.
 

Mayne

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A real man would just skullfuck the assailant to death :colbert:

With his penis, I mean.

Obviously.

I got attacked by a crack dealer when I was younger. something about a dumbell across your neck while you are sleeping on your couch makes me want to own a knife someday.

*edited to add*

I did owe him 20 bucks for crack though
 

nakedfrog

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I got attacked by a crack dealer when I was younger. something about a dumbell across your neck while you are sleeping on your couch makes me want to own a knife someday.

*edited to add*

I did owe him 20 bucks for crack though
That's not really a mugging, now is it?
The lesson here is to not go around owing money to crack dealers. Don't buy your hard drugs on credit, kids :colbert:
If it comes down to it, just blow a couple dudes.
 

Mayne

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That's not really a mugging, now is it?
The lesson here is to not go around owing money to crack dealers. Don't buy your hard drugs on credit, kids :colbert:
If it comes down to it, just blow a couple dudes.

male bodies disgust me. I don't even know how chicks fuck us to be honest.
 

waggy

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I had a bunch of old (20's-60's) pocket knives. When my mother passed away they were sold =( i was not happy when that happened.

Now i have a few i found on clearance at gander mountian. nothing fancy but good enough to do the odd things i need around the property.

I would like to get some nice (and legal) ones i can carry.
 

nakedfrog

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male bodies disgust me. I don't even know how chicks fuck us to be honest.
You're not doing it to get your jollies, you're doing it so you don't wake up with a crack dealer at your throat. Be practical, Mayne.
 

Mayne

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You're not doing it to get your jollies, you're doing it so you don't wake up with a crack dealer at your throat. Be practical, Mayne.

i'm glad i didn't have internet 25 years ago or i would be sucking cock like you suggest.
 

lxskllr

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Nov 30, 2004
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This is my daily carry for work...

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Off duty, delete the puukko and survival knife, add a sgian dubh.

edit:
also delete the big Leatherman off duty. I only carry that for the pliers
 
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JulesMaximus

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I have a small Spyderco knife but I never carry it. It is sitting in the toolbox in my garage. Probably haven't touched it in years.
 
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This is my daily carry for work...

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Off duty, delete the puukko and survival knife, add a sgian dubh.

I have a leatherman as well. But in Amsterdam (The Netherlands) it is not allowed to carry a knife. I once got pulled out of a line by routine police controle at a train station and they asked if i had any weapons. I explained i did not but i had a leatherman that i carry and use for work. The police officer told me that there is a zero tolerance policy for weapons( knifes with a certain blade length fall under that category, as did my leatherman). I told him that i did not knew about that and that i just use it for work and that i am an electronic engineer. I asked if it was okay if i would carry it from then on in my backpack, safely tucked away. He was fine with that. Let me go with a warning. Normally there is pretty hefty fine for it.

When i explained i had the leatherman, and routinely reached out to grab it, he was very fast and stopped me and took my leatherman from the belt holster himself. :biggrin: . I can imagine why he behaved like that... I really did not think about it at all.
 

Sonikku

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Jun 23, 2005
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Well I don't own a knife, so...


Although I do have some plastic rounded edge disposable knives I re-appropriated from Wendy's. :hmm:
 

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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This is my daily carry for work...

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Off duty, delete the puukko and survival knife, add a sgian dubh.

edit:
also delete the big Leatherman off duty. I only carry that for the pliers
Forget the toad stickers, calc pic!