Yikes! Iran says its military is ready for the US

[LakerGod]

Red Dawn

First, let me apologize for my poor spelling.

I didn't realize my post would stir up so much anger. So for now I'll keep my thoughts of you to myself, cause I don't want to start a stupid flame war.

EDIT: I saw that you edited your post, i decided to do the same.

 

[Red Dawn]

This editing as not to be too offensive is really nerve racking LG. I guess if you weren't around back then you'd have a hard time believing what I say but it's the truth

 

[snowdogg187]

They can talk, just like always

 

[LakerGod]

<< Well then LG, if you weren't there then maybe it's you who are ignorant. >>



RD, first off, as you can see I edited my previous post cause I wanna keep the love in this great forum.

Second, I'm not disputing the fact that middle easterns (iranians) are hairy and probably do shed hair in a jacuzzi. My beef was you even mentioning it with such a serious topic. There was no point to it, and you did get a slight chuckle out of me, but my initial thought was "dumb". Hope we can settle this, I really have no beef against you.

Yet.

 

[CocaCola5]

How long it takes to disassemble Iran depends on the fact if US pilots wants to work overtime or not.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< I'm not disputing the fact that middle easterns (iranians) are hairy and probably do shed hair in a jacuzzi. My beef was you even mentioning it with such a serious topic. There was no point to it, and you did get a slight chuckle out of me, but my initial thought was "dumb". >>

OK, maybe it was. I was just having some fun. BTW, it wasn't that they were so hairy(being rather furry myself I haven't much room to talk), it was more like they'd pack themselves in there like sardines.

 

[LakerGod]

<< BTW, it wasn't that they were so hairy(being rather furry myself I haven't much room to talk), it was more like they'd pack themselves in there like sardines. >>




Hahahaha. Persians have a lot of love and like to be close and snugly with eachother.

 

[Grunt03]

Make no mistake about it, we are ready for them also.
Our military has it's problems and we are far from perfect
however it will be a long day comeing before we get
our butts kicked...........

I have 42 men that I am in charge of that will contest to this............

 

[AndrewR]

Yikes! Iran says its military is ready for the US

LMAO!!!! Can't...breathe...laughing...too...hard.... I would take the above statement to mean that they are ready to meet Allah.

*******This just intercepted. Iranian high command issues orders to Iranian defense forces nationwide:

"Prepare for imminent American attack. Turn your back to the enemy; bend over at waist; grab both ankles firmly and prepare to receive."

 

[xirtam]

We heard the same from Iraq. Poor saps.

 

[Nemesis77]

<< As gunfighter mentioned earlier, our european can't seem to learn from their past. they would rather negotiate with the devil than destroy it. I'm glad I'm an American. We, unlike our sissy friends across the pond, can see people and governments for what they really are. The Euro p***ies think they're so smart and so above everyone else that we can negotiate with these terrorists/animals. well, we can't and they're preying on the Euro sissies nieveness to attack us. Glad we have a true american in the white house, to defend us from the real evils of the world. >>

 

[yoda291]

all this talk of how quickly the US would hit throw down their military is really moot. I mean, it's not like it isn't common knowledge that a drunken marine with a sharpened pencil could take on their military. The thing is, you have to realize that we live in a country where every tom, dick, and harry has to be accounted for and, god forbid, we should offend any of our citizens. If we launch aircraft, that means that demand for crude oil for fuel will go up and gas prices might jump a cent or two a gallon. And you know some radical nutjob in the US is gonna complain to his congressman about this, sparking huge political debates which will monopolize the airwaves and take away my cartoons in the morning. And god help you all if I don't get my cartoons.

 

[Pers]

If America was not hampered by "peace loving" pu**y European so-called allies, we would knock the whole middle east back to the stone age with a single strike. And then colonize the whole area to make it another territory for our oil-loving Republicans. They stand no chance with our military fully unleashed, but our allies would never allow that.


YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT THE WHOLE FREAKIN WORLD TO CRY FOR YOU WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO YOUR COUNTRY. WHEN YOUR ENEMIES CELEBRATE DISASTERS THAT OCCUR TO THIS COUNTRY, YOU GET OFFENDED! NOW YOU WISH DEATH UPON AN ENTIRE REGION OF THIS PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN YOU PEOPLE WONDER WHY OTHER COUNTRIES CAN'T STAND THE SITE OF YOU!!!!! LOL!!!! HILARIOUS!!!! YOU ARE MORE DISGUSTING THAN THE TERRORISTS, CAUSE ESSENTIALLY YOUR REMARKS ARE SIMILAR TO THAT OF A TERRORIST. FOR ALL YOU "GOD FEARING" PEOPLE, FIND A NEW RELIGION. IT'S THE HYPOCRISY WITHIN MANKIND THAT IS MOST DISTURBING TO ME. YOU HAVE GREATLY OFFENDED ME AND MY PEOPLE AND EXPECT REMORSE!!!! EAT MY "nasty little black pubic hairs." AND RED DAWN, HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE TO PAY TO BECOME "ELITE" CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING THAT SEEMS ELITE IN YOU. AND FOR THE REST OF YOU ARROGANT MORONS, I APPOLOGIZE BUT I COULDN'T FINISH READING ALL YOUR ILLOGICAL REASONING BECAUSE I WAS GREATLY ANGERED BY PREVIOUS COMMENTS. BUT IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY AS THESE LAME ARSES, SCREW YOU TOO.

Pers,

The caps lock key is on the left side, about halfway up.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[b0mbrman]

<< If America was not hampered by "peace loving" pu**y European so-called allies, we would knock the whole middle east back to the stone age with a single strike. And then colonize the whole area to make it another territory for our oil-loving Republicans. They stand no chance with our military fully unleashed, but our allies would never allow that.
YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT THE WHOLE FREAKIN WORLD TO CRY FOR YOU WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO YOUR COUNTRY. WHEN YOUR ENEMIES CELEBRATE DISASTERS THAT OCCUR TO THIS COUNTRY, YOU GET OFFENDED! NOW YOU WISH DEATH UPON AN ENTIRE REGION OF THIS PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN YOU PEOPLE WONDER WHY OTHER COUNTRIES CAN'T STAND THE SITE OF YOU!!!!! LOL!!!! HILARIOUS!!!! YOU ARE MORE DISGUSTING THAN THE TERRORISTS, CAUSE ESSENTIALLY YOUR REMARKS ARE SIMILAR TO THAT OF A TERRORIST. FOR ALL YOU "GOD FEARING" PEOPLE, FIND A NEW RELIGION. IT'S THE HYPOCRISY WITHIN MANKIND THAT IS MOST DISTURBING TO ME. YOU HAVE GREATLY OFFENDED ME AND MY PEOPLE AND EXPECT REMORSE!!!! EAT MY "nasty little black pubic hairs." AND RED DAWN, HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE TO PAY TO BECOME "ELITE" CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING THAT SEEMS ELITE IN YOU. AND FOR THE REST OF YOU ARROGANT MORONS, I APPOLOGIZE BUT I COULDN'T FINISH READING ALL YOUR ILLOGICAL REASONING BECAUSE I WAS GREATLY ANGERED BY PREVIOUS COMMENTS. BUT IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY AS THESE LAME ARSES, SCREW YOU TOO. >>



Uh oh...I think I know what "Pers" is short for. Come on man, don't take it too personally...after all, we're all Americans first, right?

 

[Pers]

b0mbrman: lol... ok yes i am american first. I love this country more than any other country. However, sometimes a small number of its citizens make the rest of us look stupid/bad/ignorant. Unfortunately one of these citizens is our president. :Q I always knew the guy was a bit on the stupid side, but why did he hve to compare north korea, iraq and iran to the Axis?!?!?!?

Anyway, comments made about blowing up an entire region on this planet is just as disgusting as the Palestinians parading to the death of our fellow citizens. People need to realize that middle easterners find these comments just as amusing as Americans did the Palestinians celebration. Yeah, it sucked. I try never to argue with anyone, instead i prefer to discuss issues. But when such immature remarks are made about middle eastern hair growth patterns, i can't help but stoop to the levels of the idiots using this to justify blowing them up.

I feel like sometimes i need to remind americans (that small group of idiots) that we are ALL human. I feel that i must remind them that an American's life is no more important than an asian's, european's, latino's, or middle easterner's life, so long as they are equally innocent. If we could see past all the "hair" and stuff, maybe we can realize taht us bombing the middle east and making the rest of iran a "parking lot" (baffled2) would be exactly what the terrorists did to us. I don't see how all this violence solves anything, other than feeding the hate for many future generations to come. If we were to use our mouths more wisely through our public figures (unfortunately, bush is a moron), we wouldn't recieve such negative feedback from other countries. To continue to use violence and war as a means to ease the flames of hate would only cause 2nd generation americans who lived much of their lives as patriots turn to anti-american anarchists. Personally i wouldn't appreciate seeing america (the country i love) blow up the remaining family i have in the middle east, because they want more freakin oil! i don't know, call me selfish?

Maybe it's cause i am a pacifist? But my views are what they are, and will remain to be so.

 

[Pers]

<< As gunfighter mentioned earlier, our european can't seem to learn from their past. they would rather negotiate with the devil than destroy it. I'm glad I'm an American. We, unlike our sissy friends across the pond, can see people and governments for what they really are. The Euro p***ies think they're so smart and so above everyone else that we can negotiate with these terrorists/animals. well, we can't and they're preying on the Euro sissies nieveness to attack us. Glad we have a true american in the white house, to defend us from the real evils of the world. >>

DO NOT DEFINE THE WORD AMERICAN AS AN AGGRESSIVE, HOSTILE, VENGEFUL PERSON. You are not an american. You are a man in need of anger-management. Btw, while treating your little anger problem thingy, grow up. I'm sure calling the europeans childish names makes you feel like a REAL patriot. However, as an american myself, you seem rather stupid and immature to me. And if you mean bush to be a true american, then maybe i'm not an american? After all, i don't need my daddy to still make decisions for me.

edit: and i'm 16...lol

 

[AaronP]

"and i'm 16...lol"
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then you know dick, and your opinion is worth squat.

 

[Acanthus]

its so funny remember iraq? Death tolls (estimated) : Iraq: 15400, UN:18

yes freakin 18 soldiers in the whole damn conflict, most of which pilots who were shot down by (literally) blind luck and got captured on the ground.

Saddam was ready...

Little statistics

The American made M1-A2 Abrahm can cruise at 60mph and shoot a target 1500 feet away the size of a dime, we have lazer guided friggin bombs we were shooting down the chimneys of Iraqi bunkers. In one incident 4 Navy Seals attacked an Oil rig with a full Iraqi infantry platoon on it, 135 soldiers, they were jumping off the sides to escape the seals. Ready? Come on.

 

[Pastfinder]

The US Air Force will have destroyed most of the Iranian AF on the ground before it knows what hit them and then will blast them out of the sky. The Iranian military is hampered by Soviet tactical doctrine that locks their AF into a subservient role for the ground forces. Our independent AF should handle them (if need be) without any problem.

 

[Mill]

<< edit: and i'm 16...lol >>



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[Skyclad1uhm1]

Iran was one of the countries that opposed the Taliban regime from the start, and wasn't all too keen on Al Qaida either. Now the Taliban has been kicked out of Afghanistan Bush decided it was a good idea to accuse Iran of harboring Taliban and Al Qaida refugees.

Those guys have more chance of survival if they get caught by the US than if they get caught in Iran, why didn't someone tell Bush to play with his toys again rather than offending yet another country?

Edit: Typo fixed

 

[Acanthus]

pers must be from france ;-), Iran would be to paris in 5 hours. Thats all i have to say. im kidding!

 

[Mrburns2007]

I'm glad everyone is feeling high and mighty about are awesome military but Bush shouldn't have said anything about Iran. They were mending there ways and even allowed people to march in the streets to show there sympathy towards America after 9-11.

Iran has a growing young culture which is becoming a lot like Americans. They speak english a lot of them and they have pretty good jobs and they make pretty good money. The problem is there government is full of old hardliners which seem to understand not to push and piss off the youngster to much because they may have a revolution on there hands.

 

[cipher00]

YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did anyone else notice how rants like this are usually posted by people with no stats enabled?

 

[iamwiz82]

<< Iran was one of the countries that opposed the Taliban regime from the start, and wasn't all too keen on Al Qaida either. Now the Taliban has been kicked out of Afghanistan Bush decided it was a good idea to accuse Iran of harboring Taliban and Al Qaida refugees.

Those guys have more chance of survival if they get caught by the US than if they get caught in Iran, why didn't someone tell Bush to play with his toys again rather than offending yet another country?

Edit: Typo fixed >>



Its amazing how the europeans go from hating America for its isolationism to hating America for policing the world in the span of 60 years. Remember, appeasement didn't work out too well in the 1930's, why would it work now??