YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

[LordSnailz]

He sounds so excited already that it'll be over before anything started

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
what is depressing about these all these yagts is not that guys have difficulty finding love, or even dating. its that they are so CLUELESS about how to even interact with the opposite sex. with all our advice, good and bad, they just dont get it. i would have sympathy for a guy that is too ugly to get female attention. i have no pity for guys that fixate on touching a girls ass, and dont get the concept that just because a girl talks to you doesn't mean she wants to screw you.

i recommend all you backwards virgins go out, get a hooker, figure out there is more to live than having sex, and try to move on with your lives.

You aren't such a Hardcore Robot , more PowderPuffRobot. Sometimes though it's just about sex on both parties, actually a lot of times now. Haven't seen too many bouquets of flowers sold in the men's restroom, but there are always party favors.

What would be wrong with a life just about having sex anyway? Should Lawrence Welk and love songs be the only music getting air play too?

 

[marcello]

I like this thread

 

[cKGunslinger]

classic... this is why i come to ATOT.. just makes me feel a little bit better about myself..

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Two small tips:

1. "Giving it up". Stop that. Right now.

2. "Players". You're not black. White guys don't get to be "players".

I have no idea WTF 1 is supposed to mean,

If he's going to refer to it as her "giving it up" then he's not going to get anywhere.

but #2 like a lot of your comments is rather racist and what do you know anyway.

Please, do link to a seperate post where I made racist remarks. I'd love to see your evidence of my being racist.

Plus, "what do you know anyway" - about what, exactly? I'm not a 26-year-old virgin, so I would like to think that I know more about this kinda thing than the OP.

Your offence to my remarks amuses me; are you an aged virgin too?

Being a player is not a 'black' thing, the term player was around longer than rap. Also just being black (or any color) doesn't automatically impat celebrity status on one...

While the reference was mildly mangled, my point was that he talks like a fool. And of course, women dig fools :roll:

The entire post was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. I suggest you get your sarcasm meter recalibrated.

 

[jlmadyson]

1 piece of serious advice. Got hooked to one MMPORG in my life. It didn't go over well with the wife. To say the least I haven't played one since, and I'm certain it was for the better.

ow, is it really that hard to believe? I'm really having trouble. I don't think she's playing me. Well, Ill let you guys know when I ask her to pay for the movie tonight.

Did this go over well?

:laugh:

 

[Ninjja]

wait this thread isn't a parody of some other??

 

[Stark]

i hope this is a parody, but i fear it's not

 

[PanzerIV]

Surely this is a joke. In the event it's not I must say that a 26 year old man that cannot figure out how to get laid doesn't stand much of a chance to begin with. You cannot ask her outright to see her "poon" you dolt. You have to arouse her and have some type of foreplay leading up to events where you can work your hand down there on your own terms without having to ask at which point she'll be willing to let you do so if you're doing things right.

It's a journey. Take your time to get there and enjoy the trip.

 

[Crucial]

When did alkemyst come back?

This has to be a joke. If not, why do you think you are entitled to "poon" after 4 or 5 dates? If you haven't even kisssed her yet then you are far from getting any.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
what is depressing about these all these yagts is not that guys have difficulty finding love, or even dating. its that they are so CLUELESS about how to even interact with the opposite sex. with all our advice, good and bad, they just dont get it. i would have sympathy for a guy that is too ugly to get female attention. i have no pity for guys that fixate on touching a girls ass, and dont get the concept that just because a girl talks to you doesn't mean she wants to screw you.

i recommend all you backwards virgins go out, get a hooker, figure out there is more to live than having sex, and try to move on with your lives.

You aren't such a Hardcore Robot , more PowderPuffRobot. Sometimes though it's just about sex on both parties, actually a lot of times now. Haven't seen too many bouquets of flowers sold in the men's restroom, but there are always party favors.

What would be wrong with a life just about having sex anyway? Should Lawrence Welk and love songs be the only music getting air play too?

Guess who's back, back again. Alky's back, tell a friend!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
what is depressing about these all these yagts is not that guys have difficulty finding love, or even dating. its that they are so CLUELESS about how to even interact with the opposite sex. with all our advice, good and bad, they just dont get it. i would have sympathy for a guy that is too ugly to get female attention. i have no pity for guys that fixate on touching a girls ass, and dont get the concept that just because a girl talks to you doesn't mean she wants to screw you.

i recommend all you backwards virgins go out, get a hooker, figure out there is more to live than having sex, and try to move on with your lives.

You aren't such a Hardcore Robot , more PowderPuffRobot. Sometimes though it's just about sex on both parties, actually a lot of times now. Haven't seen too many bouquets of flowers sold in the men's restroom, but there are always party favors.

What would be wrong with a life just about having sex anyway? Should Lawrence Welk and love songs be the only music getting air play too?

Guess who's back, back again. Alky's back, tell a friend!

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back....

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Crucial

This has to be a joke. If not, why do you think you are entitled to "poon" after 4 or 5 dates? If you haven't even kisssed her yet then you are far from getting any.

:thumbsup:

 

[dquan97]

(sigh)....this is going to be interesting to read

 

[FrustratedUser]

She told me that there's is a sale at Kenneth Cole and she'd like to see me in some tighter pants.

Hahahahaha

 

[Chadder007]

/yourself if this is not a parody thread.

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Start following the Tom Leykis rules of dating.

Start listening to his show from 3-7pm PST.



Seriously just stop being a Pussy! Girls don't like guys who call all the time.

haha, i for one hate being called so often... just want to tell her to f**k off !!! yeah thats a good place to start!

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

She told me that there's is a sale at Kenneth Cole and she'd like to see me in some tighter pants.

Hahahahaha

SHES A MAN!!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: vr6

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Originally posted by: vr6
ask her to show you where babies come from.

I don't find hospitals particularly sexually appealing, myself.

**unless you were concieved in a testtube, humans are born from a female body part.**

Here is the news: Test tube babies are not delivered from test tubes.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
what is depressing about these all these yagts is not that guys have difficulty finding love, or even dating. its that they are so CLUELESS about how to even interact with the opposite sex. with all our advice, good and bad, they just dont get it. i would have sympathy for a guy that is too ugly to get female attention. i have no pity for guys that fixate on touching a girls ass, and dont get the concept that just because a girl talks to you doesn't mean she wants to screw you.

i recommend all you backwards virgins go out, get a hooker, figure out there is more to live than having sex, and try to move on with your lives.

You aren't such a Hardcore Robot , more PowderPuffRobot. Sometimes though it's just about sex on both parties, actually a lot of times now. Haven't seen too many bouquets of flowers sold in the men's restroom, but there are always party favors.

What would be wrong with a life just about having sex anyway? Should Lawrence Welk and love songs be the only music getting air play too?

HAHA i used to be hardcore, now im like g-rated!

 

[Ranger X]

Tell her you have power over her like a Dungeon Master has power over a D&D game.

Chicks dig that!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

...and now this thread is on the "Hot Topics" list. Classic.

BTW, I predict that we will be simultaneously Aimstered and Syringered.

 

[imported_Phil]

Sucks to be the OP - I just showed this thread to my girlfriend and she cried with laughter.

 

[forumJunkie]

wow... you are definitely a loser. 120% man

and on a side note... don't go to those stupid romance sites written by 26 year old's that can't get "poon" wait wait... that sounds a little too familiar.... read away genius

 

[yobarman]

I can't wait for updates from this clown.

There's a slight chance that this fool might actually get ass if this girl is stupid enough to still be talking to him.

$20 says J0hnny DOES NOT lose his 26 year old V-card tonight.

Taking all bets! Taking all bets!