YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

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marcello

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Originally posted by: yobarman
I can't wait for updates from this clown.

There's a slight chance that this fool might actually get ass if this girl is stupid enough to still be talking to him.

$20 says J0hnny DOES NOT lose his 26 year old V-card tonight.

Taking all bets! Taking all bets!
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I'll take that bet, but only because he'll probably lie that he did, not because I actually think he will. Based upon the posts, my guess would be that even if he were given permission (although it doesn't appear as if he is looking for permission, just an opportunity to stick something somewhere) he wouldn't know what to do
 
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MuffD

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Originally posted by: Dopefiend
Sucks to be the OP - I just showed this thread to my girlfriend and she cried with laughter.
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My wife did the same thing...26 yrs old? At first, I thought I was reading the thread of another high school person.
 
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MuffD

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Horrible parody, motion for Ban.
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No, it's not a parody. I really really like this girl but I can't get poon from her.
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Johnny, you need "game" dude. You don't just ask her if you can do things. Just do it and soon enough, you'll get "some".

 
LtPage1

LtPage1

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
I met this awesome girl a couple of weeks back. She seems like she's into me. I call her all the time, email her, leave her voicemail, talk to her sisters about her, and told her how much I like her. However, she never calls me though!

She lives kind of far so I have to pick her up to go out and I'm forced to drive her home too. I never say no and she's thankful for it. Well, we've gone out maybe 4 or 5 times. I've held her hands too.

But the real problem, and therefore this YAGT, is that, for some reason, she keeps resisting when I try to kiss her and feel her up. WTF is wrong??!


EDIT: based on the replies, I'll have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?

I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.

EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.

Update!!!: I emailed her this morning telling her that I'm excited about tonight. She emailed me back! She told me that there's is a sale at Kenneth Cole and she'd like to see me in some tighter pants. I'm normally not OK with that, but that's cool by me! GUYS, I'M GOING TO GET POON TONIGHT!!
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sounds like shes just being nice, and you cant take a hint.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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Let me reorganize the quote a bit ... and sarcasm was lost as soon as you mentioned being a non-black = not a player....but whatever, if you think I was offended but it you are mistaken...just I have seen enough not to categorize anyone based on some broad stroke.

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

If he's going to refer to it as her "giving it up" then he's not going to get anywhere.
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hmmm 'come on baby give it up' has worked for myself and other's I know....maybe it's a YMMV thing.

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Please, do link to a seperate post where I made racist remarks. I'd love to see your evidence of my being racist.
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see above, no need to go further...nor do I care too.

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
Plus, "what do you know anyway" - about what, exactly? I'm not a 26-year-old virgin, so I would like to think that I know more about this kinda thing than the OP.

Your offence to my remarks amuses me; are you an aged virgin too? :p
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yeah whatever.

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

While the reference was mildly mangled, my point was that he talks like a fool. And of course, women dig fools :roll:
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I really don't think you really understand women, but you may on another level...really depends what you are looking for out there.

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

The entire post was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. I suggest you get your sarcasm meter recalibrated.
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I will look into that.
 
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tm37

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: theNEOone
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?
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omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|
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I'm 26
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Please do all of us a favor and bobbit yourself.
 
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Supafreak

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im actually embarrassed to say i am a member of anandtech forums only because you are also member,
i pray to god, jesus, moses, ganesh, buddha, alla, helll even confucius that you are not for real...
 
Evadman

Evadman

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Lmao, you added Confucius. You get extra bonus points for that!
 
IAteYourMother

IAteYourMother

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Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
...and now this thread is on the "Hot Topics" list. Classic.

BTW, I predict that we will be simultaneously Aimstered and Syringered.
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What did happen about Aimster's car??
 
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