YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

[Supafreak]

prediction:
J0hnny becomes infamous for his unique girl wooing skills and is dubbed the "retarded roofie rapist" by america's most wanted....

 

[IAteYourMother]

Confucius say: he prematurely ejcaulate all over himself with his overexcited wood

 

[MuffD]

When you're driving, you should wear shorts and when you stop...lift the bottom of your shorts and tell her "hey, what do you think of this?" Show her your pink banana and see what happens. hahahahahaha

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.

But she did email me a pic! She's the one in the red!!
YUM!

Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

Dude, get off this asian fetish...I think most asian girls HATE that stuff.

 

[randomlinh]

heh, a decently thought out parody with a story AND pics... wow

 

[vshah]

i can't believe this is still going on. btw that girl looks like she's 15 years old.

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: bleeb

Originally posted by: J0hnny

EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.

But she did email me a pic! She's the one in the red!!
YUM!

Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

Dude, get off this asian fetish...I think most asian girls HATE that stuff.

No.. asian girls never fvck after dates.. well rarely..
they are generally a lot more innocent than white girls..
asian girls suck at intimacy..
you shouldn't have expected poon.

but you should have just went for the poon after you kissed her..

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
...and now this thread is on the "Hot Topics" list. Classic.

BTW, I predict that we will be simultaneously Aimstered and Syringered.

What did happen about Aimster's car??

His parent's took it back to Target because he was lying on the internet.

 

[iskim86]

omg
http://acapella.harmony-centra...1a&threadid=798231

 

[Gibson486]

Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

You did not hold your breath long enough...

 

[xospec1alk]

Originally posted by: bleeb

Originally posted by: J0hnny

EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.

But she did email me a pic! She's the one in the red!!
YUM!

Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

Dude, get off this asian fetish...I think most asian girls HATE that stuff.

dude, hes asian....

 

[Fritzo]

Why are you so attracted to her? From her picture her face is all smeary---was that a genetic defect or something?

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: xospec1alk

Originally posted by: bleeb

Originally posted by: J0hnny

EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.

But she did email me a pic! She's the one in the red!!
YUM!

Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

Dude, get off this asian fetish...I think most asian girls HATE that stuff.

dude, hes asian....

Oh man, you gave it up! I was trying to stay quiet about being asian.

 

[xospec1alk]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: xospec1alk

dude, hes asian....

Oh man, you gave it up! I was trying to stay quiet about being asian.

oh my bad...i didn't know you were trying to hide that fact...it mite make the crowd more sympathetic to your plight considering everyone knows its tough for the asian man to get any "poon" with the demasculinization of the asian male in society....:roll:

heh.

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

The movie ended. Time was near....I was driving her home. I was debating where I could possibly find a place to "DO IT" if you get my drift. So I ended up stopping the car in a shady area that was kinda isolated. She asked what I was doing and that's when I said, "Babe, I really like you ALOT." I emphasized "ALOT". She said "Oh, OK". Those were her exact words. Then I asked if I could kiss her. She smiled and puckered up! I DID IT GUYS! I GOT A KISS!!!

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

1. You tried to bang her in a parked car.

2. You suck.

 

[XNice]

Ahhhh asians...... ahhhhh. Dont be too agressive, asian girls are just really introverted, its in their nature.... for the most part..

What you should do is talk about sex.
"So, as much as like talkin to you, how is your felatio(sic?) game? "

Or what my roomate told me to tell a girl once,
"I feel like there's a lot of sexual tension between us. I dunno if u can feel it but i can. It's so strong it's making my penis hurt. Whats good?"

Tip: dont park in shady corner to make out, thats tacky, unless you're still in high school... then its cool. Good luck homie, pm me if she has a friend, i garuntee you poon if you hook it up wit a double date.

editL: ooooh hes asian too! makes sense. asian guys have no game.... for the most part.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: XNice
Ahhhh asians...... ahhhhh. Dont be too agressive, asian girls are just really introverted, its in their nature. What you should do is talk about sex.

"So, as much as like talkin to you, how is your felatio(sic?) game? "

Or what my roomate told me to tell a girl once,
"I feel like there's a lot of sexual tension between us. I dunno if u can feel it but i can. It's so strong it's making my penis hurt. Whats good?"

Tip: dont park in shady corner to make out, thats tacky, unless you're still in high school... then its cool. Good luck homie, pm me if she has a friend, i garuntee you poon if you hook it up wit a double date.

this thread has more stereotypes than a Chris Rock special

 

[xospec1alk]

Originally posted by: XNice

editL: ooooh hes asian too! makes sense. asian guys have no game.... for the most part.

exactly =)

my condolenscese j0hnny haha

 

[XNice]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
this thread has more stereotypes than a Chris Rock special

lol, i love my stereotype..... black guy.. big d. Now i dun have a montser, but i gauruntee 3 to any girl and never failed on it. In all seriousnes, u guys need to stop makin fun of this guy, not everyone is an innanet pimp like you (you flamers know who you are).

Jhonny, If you really wanna figure out what she is thinkin instead of you tryin so yourself..and failing miserably.... go to a party or bar with her and get her a bit tipsy. Then just talk, let the alcohol allow her to be honest. If she says good things then you good, but dont try to mess with her while shes drunk... that'll give off a "rapist vibe".

Or u can grab your nutsack, be a man, and just ask her outright, "So , i was wondering, are you feeling me because i think i'm into you." translate that however u want, it may be too afro for ya.


cheers

X

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: XNice
Ahhhh asians...... ahhhhh. Dont be too agressive, asian girls are just really introverted, its in their nature. What you should do is talk about sex.

"So, as much as like talkin to you, how is your felatio(sic?) game? "

Or what my roomate told me to tell a girl once,
"I feel like there's a lot of sexual tension between us. I dunno if u can feel it but i can. It's so strong it's making my penis hurt. Whats good?"

Tip: dont park in shady corner to make out, thats tacky, unless you're still in high school... then its cool. Good luck homie, pm me if she has a friend, i garuntee you poon if you hook it up wit a double date.

this thread has more stereotypes than a Chris Rock special

e-pimp!

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: xospec1alk

Originally posted by: bleeb

Originally posted by: J0hnny

EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.

But she did email me a pic! She's the one in the red!!
YUM!

Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

Dude, get off this asian fetish...I think most asian girls HATE that stuff.

dude, hes asian....

Oh man, you gave it up! I was trying to stay quiet about being asian.

All we had to do was read this thread to determine you were Asian.......reread the original post and all the udates.....it is quite obvious.

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: XNice

Originally posted by: Gothgar
this thread has more stereotypes than a Chris Rock special

lol, i love my stereotype..... black guy.. big d. Now i dun have a montser, but i gauruntee 3 to any girl and never failed on it. In all seriousnes, u guys need to stop makin fun of this guy, not everyone is an innanet pimp like you (you flamers know who you are).

Jhonny, If you really wanna figure out what she is thinkin instead of you tryin so yourself..and failing miserably.... go to a party or bar with her and get her a bit tipsy. Then just talk, let the alcohol allow her to be honest. If she says good things then you good, but dont try to mess with her while shes drunk... that'll give off a "rapist vibe".

Or u can grab your nutsack, be a man, and just ask her outright, "So , i was wondering, are you feeling me because i think i'm into you." translate that however u want, it may be too afro for ya.


cheers

X

Yo man, thanks! I'm gonna try that out tonight if she comes out.

 

[desteffy]

Nice pick but OMG

her face is all blurry looks like she saw the ring

She has 7 days to live so you better act fast

 

[jEnus]

Ok man, pay attention to this closely. First thing you need to do is drop the imature view of getting some action, aka "Poon". And the thought of "whipping it out" in a shady area in you car pretty much tells me of your inexperience. What do you think she'll do, jump your bone right there? Realize, asians arn't the most equiped for the job and trying to do anything in a car that has very little moving room will set you up for failure right off - you're going to have to get your hands dirty!

Now....before I go further w/ my real example . . just a small background.

My Fiancee' and I both have jobs and go to school . . leaving very little time for rough housing. We currently both live with our parents until our house is finished being built in Mid January. To say the least, its been a week or two . . and for those who that don't understand what I mean . . Its crack . . you get hooked and you can't stop once you got it (Which is why women are evil, they know this power they hold - but thats for another time/thread). On top of that, whenever we've been alone something has always came up.

So today, I'm taking off early from work to suprise her @ home. Now this is where you do your homework - you need to know how aggresive the girl is. My better half is very aggresive when she wants to be. So with this in mind, I have formulated my entree plan. I'm going to knock on the door w/o her knowing I'm off early, when she opens up I'll pick her up (fairly easy being only 110 if that), carring her across the house and throw her down on the bed. From here on, I will be in total control......

I left the rest for imagination.

So - do you homework and make it tactful. Nothings more of a turn off for a girl than making her feel like a 50$ whore on the first time.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: captains
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