YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

That's what I'm still trying to figure out!!

Well, more details include: I'm a Computer Engineer, semi-in-shape...hmmm, what else...addicted to MMPORGs

This HAS to be shens. It HAS to be. There's NO WAY that this guy's genes slipped by Darwin.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: vr6
ask her to show you where babies come from.

I don't find hospitals particularly sexually appealing, myself.

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: xospec1alk
i went to high school with this kid....its sad but he really is this sad and pathetic....i used to think he was gonna die a virgin, but now im sure of it

Yo that's foul, B.

Just because I'm 26 and can't get poon doesn't mean I'm going to die a virgin. Besides, I think I'll be able to hit it tonight. Scary movie and ride home. That combo is a killer according to some romance tips sites that I surfed.

You guys on this board aren't helping too much.

Yo B, you know else is foul... the fact that you're not going to get laid. Dear god.... you think online romance tip sites are going to help you? All those sites are bullsh*t. There's no substitute for real world experience.

If you don't know what you're doing, what makes you think you're going to get "poon" if you haven't even kissed her yet? The fact that you're borderline stalker probably isn't helping your situation much.

Are you morbidly obese or something? Because by the sounds of things, you sound like you have some sort of social life, which doesn't explain why you havent been laid by 26. Whats the problem?

That's what I'm still trying to figure out!!

Well, more details include: I'm a Computer Engineer, semi-in-shape...hmmm, what else...addicted to MMPORGs

Goddamn, you're certifiably retarded.

 

[Specabecca]

Amusing thread, Johnny Nice little chuckle with my morning cup of joe.

 

[Triforceofcourage]

If I know anything about women its that they love guys who are addicted to MMORPG's

 

[Ricochet]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: J0hnny

That's what I'm still trying to figure out!!

Well, more details include: I'm a Computer Engineer, semi-in-shape...hmmm, what else...addicted to MMPORGs

This HAS to be shens. It HAS to be. There's NO WAY that this guy's genes slipped by Darwin.

Another vote for shen. Girls love semi-in-shape Comp Engrs who are addicted to MMPORGs.

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

bwwwahahahahahaaa

so you can't even get a kiss out of her, yet you ask her to touch her "there" ?

wow ... just, wow.

i REALLY hope this is a joke thread.

 

[J0hnny]

Wow, is it really that hard to believe? I'm really having trouble. I don't think she's playing me. Well, Ill let you guys know when I ask her to pay for the movie tonight.

 

[Triforceofcourage]

This thread reminds me of the infamous "hold out your hand" thread. lol

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Wow, is it really that hard to believe? I'm really having trouble. I don't think she's playing me. Well, Ill let you guys know when I ask her to pay for the movie tonight.

Yeah, just ask her to stick out her hand, then you'll get "poon" for sure. Just make sure its not the hand with the taser in it.

 

[Specabecca]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Wow, is it really that hard to believe? I'm really having trouble. I don't think she's playing me. Well, Ill let you guys know when I ask her to pay for the movie tonight.

Lol.

/cheer

I think the best part of this thread is how excited he got half of you. A+ comedy.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Alright so then you have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?

I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.

ok this HAS to be a parody thread! I mean even Skywalker isnt this clueless

 

[J0hnny]

YES, UPDATED! I emailed her tellingher how excited I am about tonight and she emailed me back! WOOOOT!

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: xospec1alk
i went to high school with this kid....its sad but he really is this sad and pathetic....i used to think he was gonna die a virgin, but now im sure of it

Yo that's foul, B.

Just because I'm 26 and can't get poon doesn't mean I'm going to die a virgin. Besides, I think I'll be able to hit it tonight. Scary movie and ride home. That combo is a killer according to some romance tips sites that I surfed.

OMGLMFAO!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

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[elektrolokomotive]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Alright so then you have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?

I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.

ok this HAS to be a parody thread! I mean even Skywalker isnt this clueless

Totally agree. If not, $$$$$ + Escort Directory = Poon

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: xospec1alk
i went to high school with this kid....its sad but he really is this sad and pathetic....i used to think he was gonna die a virgin, but now im sure of it

Yo that's foul, B.

Just because I'm 26 and can't get poon doesn't mean I'm going to die a virgin. Besides, I think I'll be able to hit it tonight. Scary movie and ride home. That combo is a killer according to some romance tips sites that I surfed.

OMGLMFAO!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

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Wait I don't understand?

What's so bad about surfing through romance tips sight. Does that make someone more pathetic? I do that seriously whether this is shens or not. And who cares if you like a girl alot. Don't you guys feel that way sometimes? I really really like her and don't want to lose her. If I have to be aggressive about it, I don't mind.

 

[imported_vr6]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Originally posted by: vr6
ask her to show you where babies come from.

I don't find hospitals particularly sexually appealing, myself.

unless you were concieved in a testtube, humans are born from a female body part.

 

[MrChad]

Update!!!: I emailed her this morning telling her that I'm excited about tonight. She emailed me back! She told me that there's is a sale at Kenneth Cole and she'd like to see me in some tighter pants. I'm normally not OK with that, but that's cool by me! GUYS, I'M GOING TO GET POON TONIGHT!!

LMAO at your update. This is high comedy. Fantastic parody :laugh:

 

[vshah]

She told me that there's is a sale at Kenneth Cole and she'd like to see me in some tighter pants. I'm normally not OK with that, but that's cool by me! GUYS, I'M GOING TO GET POON TONIGHT!!

no words.....

 

[Bumrush99]

OMG, perhaps your imaginary girlfriend is a she-male and was afraid to reveal her nuts to you. Now that she/he has figured out you are in fact a homosexual that likes to wear tight pants, she/he won't have any problem giving you the love you deserve.

 

[Dubb]

shensity shens shens shens.

but if it isn't, you need to watch a movie called the tao of steve.

 

[loup garou]

Ok, it was amusing at first, but now it's just old.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: vr6

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Originally posted by: vr6
ask her to show you where babies come from.

I don't find hospitals particularly sexually appealing, myself.

unless you were concieved in a testtube, humans are born from a female body part.

Gee, really Dad?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Two small tips:

1. "Giving it up". Stop that. Right now.

2. "Players". You're not black. White guys don't get to be "players".

I have no idea WTF 1 is supposed to mean, but #2 like a lot of your comments is rather racist and what do you know anyway.

Being a player is not a 'black' thing, the term player was around longer than rap. Also just being black (or any color) doesn't automatically impat celebrity status on one...

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
maybe you should stop calling it poon

btw, if you keeping calling her and shes not responding, take a hint.