YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

[Mo0o]

paypal me

 

[Kroze]

remember, it's not Rape. It's Surprised sex!!!


Go nuts!!!

 

[suklee]

-1/10

 

[geckojohn]

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

I certainly don't ask.

Jeez, don't ask the girl.. just do it naturally. it should flow and if it doesn't, then you'll get pwn3d!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Alright so then you have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?

I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.

Oh man, I can't wait for him to come back and blame ATOT for his sexual assualt charges.

C'mon, everyone knows "NO" is just women talk for "PLEASE TAKE ME NOW"

That can of mace is just supposed to be kinky, right?

 

[JohnAn2112]

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: jayn
what is a poon?

ATi

OMG LOL!!!

 

[SP33Demon]

Horrible parody, motion for Ban.

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Horrible parody, motion for Ban.

No, it's not a parody. I really really like this girl but I can't get poon from her.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Horrible parody, motion for Ban.

No, it's not a parody. I really really like this girl but I can't get poon from her.

Folks, we have a new Skywalker66! Let the fun begin!

 

[a64fxman]

roger that

alpha out!!!!

 

[her209]

You should say this too her.

"Hey <insert girl's name here>. I'm gonna try something new. Spread your legs."

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: her209
You should say this too her.

"Hey <insert girl's name here>. I'm gonna try something new. Spread your legs."

I'm not that stupid. I think I'll just be more forceful with my moves instead.

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Horrible parody, motion for Ban.

No, it's not a parody. I really really like this girl but I can't get poon from her.

Folks, we have a new Skywalker66! Let the fun begin!

I can't tell if this guy is better or worse then Skywalker. At least this guy can talk to girls and ask them out.

 

[a64fxman]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: her209
You should say this too her.

"Hey <insert girl's name here>. I'm gonna try something new. Spread your legs."

I'm not that stupid. I think I'll just be more forceful with my moves instead.

gonna keep an eye on CNN news from now

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Start following the Tom Leykis rules of dating.

Start listening to his show from 3-7pm PST.



Seriously just stop being a Pussy! Girls don't like guys who call all the time.

I loved the tom leykis show.. Wish I could get it in MP3.

 

[alkemyst]

Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: jayn

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: her209
You should say this too her.

"Hey <insert girl's name here>. I'm gonna try something new. Spread your legs."

I'm not that stupid. I think I'll just be more forceful with my moves instead.

gonna keep an eye on CNN news from now

jayn you've been spared tonight by this guy... this trumps even YOU!

 

[xospec1alk]

i went to high school with this kid....its sad but he really is this sad and pathetic....i used to think he was gonna die a virgin, but now im sure of it

 

[clicknext]

The Grudge? I don't know about you guys, but in my experience horror movies aren't very good for getting "poon".

 

[clamum]

LOL

That would be quite sad it if was true.

 

[vshah]

it really sounds like she's not interested in you. my best guess is that she's continuing to see you so she can laugh about you to her friends. she's probably banging other guys on the side. just a guess...don't lose heart. but don't force it either. best tactic in my experience is get to a point where you might make a move, but then don't...until she gets REALLY horny and jumps you. muahahaha.

 

[marcello]

Originally posted by: jayn
what is a poon?

Reference the OP to find out what a poon is.

2nd, where was this thread this morning? God, I needed this kind of laughter at work:

Me at 9AM needing relief from work

Edit: This has to be a parody thread. Proof is that he posted in my thread this morning. Nice job OP. Classic line that was sigged

 

[blahblah99]

Why is IT so hard?

Help! I can't get poon!

Is this a rhetorical question?

The more money you have, the more power you have. The more power you have, the more money you have, the more money you have the more power you have. The more money and power you have, the more POON YOU CAN CONSUME!

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Ok this has to be a really bad joke

No I'm serious. I can get the girls, but I can't figure out what to do after you "get them".

Again, how do you go from "date - to making out - to touching her - to poon"?

I can't figure this out.

Wow! Just F'in WOW!

I had this figured out at 14. My first touch of Poon. And I'm 29 now!

 

[thegimp03]

"let me stick it in your a$$"

^^ works like a charm every day