YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

[xospec1alk]

i think hes been getting poon for a while now...he just posted a condom thread the other day....

 

[CRXican]

holy crap, you're wasting your time

 

[revnja]

First off, you seem like an abomination to the human race. This whole thread is really sad. Even more sad that you made a thread on an internet message board, detailing your steps you will be taking to ensure your date ends with sexual intercourse. Here's some tips and thoughts on the subject:

Stop calling it poon, you sound like a junior high schooler. I imagine you're still a virgin. Not too surprising. If not, congratulations on finding someone dumb enough to have sex with you. If you go into a date expecting nothing but to 'get poon' you're going to fail every time. By what you wrote, it seems you're used to it -- with good reason. If she resists, you're obviously doing something wrong. It seems this girl probably only went on a pity date with you, and since you asked to touch her 'poon' she probably thinks you are some kind of creepy molester. Seriously, if I were that girl, and you had asked to touch me 'there', I would have slapped you in the face, and I am by no means a prude. You're acting like an immature junior high schooler, and it seems you need to worry about growing up before having sex.

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
Dude if you want a girl, try wanting her for something other than sex. Every time you go LOOKING to get laid it won't happen. Trust me.

And, if you really like this girl, you would want to be with her regardless of whether or not you get some. Oh, and don't stop your car in a deserted place, that just freaks girls out. Not everything is like porn and the movies.

After reading back through these threads -- heed this man's words. They're very valuable. THIS is what you should be doing. Not running around trying to touch some girl's vagina like a crude prepubescent kid.

 

[xospec1alk]

dude. why did you resurrect this thread? did you go searching for it or something?

 

[aplefka]

Wow, adambooth, December called, it wants its thread back you fvcking n00b.

 

[Attrox]

OMG!! adambooth you are a retarded n00b.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Update: You're a clueless moron and you're never going to get laid!!!

 

[kreactor]

u don't pay a hooker for sex, u pay her to go away when you're done

 

[MBony]

Any poon encounters lately? J0hnny?

 

[Hyperblaze]

curse you for resurrecting this thread MBony!!!

 

[imported_Phil]

Let it die!

 

[SnipeMasterJ13]

It just won't go away. Now I'm scared. It's almost like....it is following me...

 

[91TTZ]

lol