YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

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TechnoKid

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Your focussed so much on "poon" and touching this and that that you are not focusing on what she wants. Just let it happen, if it was meant to happen it will sooner or later. Men want sex, women want a relationship.
 

aleckz

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Read this whole post and I can't stop laughing. HARAKIRI is your only option now. Dont let yourself disgrace you family! :p /me swipes beard like 2000 year old masta.
 

dababus

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
I met this awesome girl a couple of weeks back. She seems like she's into me. I call her all the time, email her, leave her voicemail, talk to her sisters about her, and told her how much I like her. However, she never calls me though!

She lives kind of far so I have to pick her up to go out and I'm forced to drive her home too. I never say no and she's thankful for it. Well, we've gone out maybe 4 or 5 times. I've held her hands too.

But the real problem, and therefore this YAGT, is that, for some reason, she keeps resisting when I try to kiss her and feel her up. WTF is wrong??!


EDIT: based on the replies, I'll have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?

I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.

Forget GRUDGE, get Bitter Moon. ;)
 

J0hnny

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Originally posted by: xospec1alk
i went to high school with this kid....its sad but he really is this sad and pathetic....i used to think he was gonna die a virgin, but now im sure of it

Yo that's foul, B.

Just because I'm 26 and can't get poon doesn't mean I'm going to die a virgin. Besides, I think I'll be able to hit it tonight. Scary movie and ride home. That combo is a killer according to some romance tips sites that I surfed.

You guys on this board aren't helping too much.
 

AFB

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: theNEOone
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?
omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|

I'm 26

:shocked:
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: her209
You should say this too her.

"Hey <insert girl's name here>. I'm gonna try something new. Spread your legs."

I'm not that stupid. I think I'll just be more forceful with my moves instead.
Yeah, good idea. If she still resists, you should maybe slap her around a little. AFter all, it's all about you and your need to get off, not any kind of mutual thing.
 

DurocShark

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Originally posted by: amdfanboy
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: theNEOone
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?
omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|

I'm 26

:shocked:

Shens?
 

kranky

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Best parody thread I've seen in a very long time. :laugh:
:beer: to you, OP.
 

J0hnny

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Originally posted by: kranky
Best parody thread I've seen in a very long time. :laugh:
:beer: to you, OP.

HeLLo!!?!?! Thanks for the beer, but I'm serious.

The girls I've dated don't want to give up poon. This time, I really like this girl and she's not giving it up. How do you players out there do it? I'm usually passive but I won't be this time.
 

imported_Phil

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: kranky
Best parody thread I've seen in a very long time. :laugh:
:beer: to you, OP.

HeLLo!!?!?! Thanks for the beer, but I'm serious.

The girls I've dated don't want to give up poon. This time, I really like this girl and she's not giving it up. How do you players out there do it? I'm usually passive but I won't be this time.

I'm guessing that you're a white guy.

[Edit] Just read the entire thread.

End yourself without delay.
 

J0hnny

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Originally posted by: Dopefiend
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: kranky
Best parody thread I've seen in a very long time. :laugh:
:beer: to you, OP.

HeLLo!!?!?! Thanks for the beer, but I'm serious.

The girls I've dated don't want to give up poon. This time, I really like this girl and she's not giving it up. How do you players out there do it? I'm usually passive but I won't be this time.

I'm guessing that you're a white guy.

I only date asian girls.
 

yobarman

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Jan 11, 2001
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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
i went to high school with this kid....its sad but he really is this sad and pathetic....i used to think he was gonna die a virgin, but now im sure of it

Yo that's foul, B.

Just because I'm 26 and can't get poon doesn't mean I'm going to die a virgin. Besides, I think I'll be able to hit it tonight. Scary movie and ride home. That combo is a killer according to some romance tips sites that I surfed.

You guys on this board aren't helping too much.



Yo B, you know else is foul... the fact that you're not going to get laid. Dear god.... you think online romance tip sites are going to help you? All those sites are bullsh*t. There's no substitute for real world experience.

If you don't know what you're doing, what makes you think you're going to get "poon" if you haven't even kissed her yet? The fact that you're borderline stalker probably isn't helping your situation much.

Are you morbidly obese or something? Because by the sounds of things, you sound like you have some sort of social life, which doesn't explain why you havent been laid by 26. Whats the problem?
 

imported_Phil

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Feb 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: Dopefiend
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: kranky
Best parody thread I've seen in a very long time. :laugh:
:beer: to you, OP.

HeLLo!!?!?! Thanks for the beer, but I'm serious.

The girls I've dated don't want to give up poon. This time, I really like this girl and she's not giving it up. How do you players out there do it? I'm usually passive but I won't be this time.

I'm guessing that you're a white guy.

I only date asian girls.

Two small tips:

1. "Giving it up". Stop that. Right now.

2. "Players". You're not black. White guys don't get to be "players".
 

J0hnny

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Jul 2, 2002
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Originally posted by: yobarman
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
i went to high school with this kid....its sad but he really is this sad and pathetic....i used to think he was gonna die a virgin, but now im sure of it

Yo that's foul, B.

Just because I'm 26 and can't get poon doesn't mean I'm going to die a virgin. Besides, I think I'll be able to hit it tonight. Scary movie and ride home. That combo is a killer according to some romance tips sites that I surfed.

You guys on this board aren't helping too much.



Yo B, you know else is foul... the fact that you're not going to get laid. Dear god.... you think online romance tip sites are going to help you? All those sites are bullsh*t. There's no substitute for real world experience.

If you don't know what you're doing, what makes you think you're going to get "poon" if you haven't even kissed her yet? The fact that you're borderline stalker probably isn't helping your situation much.

Are you morbidly obese or something? Because by the sounds of things, you sound like you have some sort of social life, which doesn't explain why you havent been laid by 26. Whats the problem?

That's what I'm still trying to figure out!!

Well, more details include: I'm a Computer Engineer, semi-in-shape...hmmm, what else...addicted to MMPORGs
 

Gibson486

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Aug 9, 2000
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What the hell? You post on the forum asking why you cannot get some:confused:

Hmmmm....maybe you are not looking hard enough, but I see the reason why you are not getting poon.
 
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shens

(but in the unlikely case you actually have managed to eclipse waynestalker66...)

sex takes 2 people. it doesnt matter what you want. doesnt matter if you are passive or aggressive if shes not interested. you have already put moves on her, she knows what your intentions are. the fact that you have to make all the effort to see her and she resists your kisses means she is not interested. she probably just likes the free meals, and/or is too nice to tell you are you either ugly or a loser. dont talk to her for a while. if she calls you, then stay after it, but if she makes no attempt to get in touch, go back to 1-900 numbers.
 

iamme

Lifer
Jul 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: J0hnny
EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.

Simple.

Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Burberry, and Prada.

that's all you need to know.
 
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what is depressing about these all these yagts is not that guys have difficulty finding love, or even dating. its that they are so CLUELESS about how to even interact with the opposite sex. with all our advice, good and bad, they just dont get it. i would have sympathy for a guy that is too ugly to get female attention. i have no pity for guys that fixate on touching a girls ass, and dont get the concept that just because a girl talks to you doesn't mean she wants to screw you.

i recommend all you backwards virgins go out, get a hooker, figure out there is more to live than having sex, and try to move on with your lives.
 

Triforceofcourage

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Feb 21, 2004
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From what I read from your original post you seem to eager. You call her, email her, talk to her family about her. Your not giving her a challenge at all. The last girl I dated, I never called her, never Instant Messaged Her, and never emailed her. It was always her calling or emailing or instant messaging me. The more I made it like I didn't really care either way the more irresistable I got to her and the more aggressive she got. I didn't have to make the first move on anything and every time I saw her she was always all over me. So take this advice as you will.
 

Slvrtg277

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Sep 9, 2004
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Do you steal your mom's bra's and panties out of the hamper?


What a dork. Try letting things go smoothly and quit being so damn clingy. Sounds like this girl gets more romance out of her vibe than out of you......probably more pleasure too.