Originally posted by: J0hnny
I met this awesome girl a couple of weeks back. She seems like she's into me. I call her all the time, email her, leave her voicemail, talk to her sisters about her, and told her how much I like her. However, she never calls me though!
She lives kind of far so I have to pick her up to go out and I'm forced to drive her home too. I never say no and she's thankful for it. Well, we've gone out maybe 4 or 5 times. I've held her hands too.
But the real problem, and therefore this YAGT, is that, for some reason, she keeps resisting when I try to kiss her and feel her up. WTF is wrong??!
EDIT: based on the replies, I'll have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?
I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
i went to high school with this kid....its sad but he really is this sad and pathetic....i used to think he was gonna die a virgin, but now im sure of it
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: theNEOone
omg, please tell me you're 15.Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!
How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?
=|
I'm 26
Yeah, good idea. If she still resists, you should maybe slap her around a little. AFter all, it's all about you and your need to get off, not any kind of mutual thing.Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: her209
You should say this too her.
"Hey <insert girl's name here>. I'm gonna try something new. Spread your legs."
I'm not that stupid. I think I'll just be more forceful with my moves instead.
Originally posted by: amdfanboy
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: theNEOone
omg, please tell me you're 15.Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!
How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?
=|
I'm 26
:shocked:
Originally posted by: kranky
Best parody thread I've seen in a very long time. :laugh:
:beer: to you, OP.
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: kranky
Best parody thread I've seen in a very long time. :laugh:
:beer: to you, OP.
HeLLo!!?!?! Thanks for the beer, but I'm serious.
The girls I've dated don't want to give up poon. This time, I really like this girl and she's not giving it up. How do you players out there do it? I'm usually passive but I won't be this time.
Originally posted by: Dopefiend
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: kranky
Best parody thread I've seen in a very long time. :laugh:
:beer: to you, OP.
HeLLo!!?!?! Thanks for the beer, but I'm serious.
The girls I've dated don't want to give up poon. This time, I really like this girl and she's not giving it up. How do you players out there do it? I'm usually passive but I won't be this time.
I'm guessing that you're a white guy.
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
i went to high school with this kid....its sad but he really is this sad and pathetic....i used to think he was gonna die a virgin, but now im sure of it
Yo that's foul, B.
Just because I'm 26 and can't get poon doesn't mean I'm going to die a virgin. Besides, I think I'll be able to hit it tonight. Scary movie and ride home. That combo is a killer according to some romance tips sites that I surfed.
You guys on this board aren't helping too much.
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: Dopefiend
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: kranky
Best parody thread I've seen in a very long time. :laugh:
:beer: to you, OP.
HeLLo!!?!?! Thanks for the beer, but I'm serious.
The girls I've dated don't want to give up poon. This time, I really like this girl and she's not giving it up. How do you players out there do it? I'm usually passive but I won't be this time.
I'm guessing that you're a white guy.
I only date asian girls.
Originally posted by: yobarman
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: xospec1alk
i went to high school with this kid....its sad but he really is this sad and pathetic....i used to think he was gonna die a virgin, but now im sure of it
Yo that's foul, B.
Just because I'm 26 and can't get poon doesn't mean I'm going to die a virgin. Besides, I think I'll be able to hit it tonight. Scary movie and ride home. That combo is a killer according to some romance tips sites that I surfed.
You guys on this board aren't helping too much.
Yo B, you know else is foul... the fact that you're not going to get laid. Dear god.... you think online romance tip sites are going to help you? All those sites are bullsh*t. There's no substitute for real world experience.
If you don't know what you're doing, what makes you think you're going to get "poon" if you haven't even kissed her yet? The fact that you're borderline stalker probably isn't helping your situation much.
Are you morbidly obese or something? Because by the sounds of things, you sound like you have some sort of social life, which doesn't explain why you havent been laid by 26. Whats the problem?
Originally posted by: J0hnny
EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: J0hnny
EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.
Simple.
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