Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)

[coldmeat]

Ahahahahahaha... The pictures make it win. But totally shens.. Seriously.

And, this will never happen to me because I happen to use public restrooms.

And he was on a date.

 

[Fenixgoon]

i don't even know where to begin.....

 

[AdamK47]

Why is it that these epic posts seem to always come from the bodybuilding.com forums every few months?

 

[coldmeat]

I've never seen a clogged toilet overflow. I think it only happens in made up stories, which is why this story is shens.

 

[HannibalX]

I've never seen a clogged toilet overflow. I think it only happens in made up stories, which is why this story is shens.

Oh, it happens.

 

[Ika]

I've never seen a clogged toilet overflow. I think it only happens in made up stories, which is why this story is shens.

What? Think about it. If you block the output, and keep inputting water... what do you think will happen? Seriously?

 

[coldmeat]

What? Think about it. If you block the output, and keep inputting water... what do you think will happen? Seriously?

Maybe if you keep flushing like an idiot after you see that it's clogged. It's not going to overflow on the first flush.

 

[TheWart]

Maybe if you keep flushing like an idiot after you see that it's clogged. It's not going to overflow on the first flush.

It can happen without repeated flushing.

 

[destrekor]

shens or not... doesn't matter

turning the shower on while your a guest and obviously "taking a shower" would be a terrible excuse? ridiculously retarded move :biggrin:

and the whole erection thing just made things hilarious. that difficult to figure out how to relax the mind and wait for the erection to start relaxing? lulz

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Why is it that these epic posts seem to always come from the bodybuilding.com forums every few months?

With that many people so obsessed over how they look, it's no wonder there are some hilarious stories every few months.

 

[kranky]

The drawings were hilarious but I don't believe the story for a minute.

 

[frostedflakes]

Obvious shens, but I still lol'd. The story would be nothing without the crudely drawn MS Paint pictures.

 

[Corporate Thug]

doesn't matter if it's real or shens, still hilarious.

 

[AbAbber2k]

I'm pretty sure there are people stupid enough to do this... that said, I'll still call shens.

Even so... I fucking LOL'd hard at those MS Paint pics. Especially the faces he makes in each one.

 

[Ika]

Maybe if you keep flushing like an idiot after you see that it's clogged. It's not going to overflow on the first flush.

No, but it's pretty obvious the guy was freaking the fuck out.

 

[TheVrolok]

Obvious shens, but I still lol'd. The story would be nothing without the crudely drawn MS Paint pictures.

This.

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

I like this one better though:

http://thewvsr.com/ryans.htm

 

[Wheezer]

Holy shit. It's been awhile since I've laughed so hard at something on the internet. Pee bottles? WTF???

My thoughts exactly....wow

 

[x-alki]

Funny shit there.

Is it me or does anyone else think The bodybuilders forums are full of steroid taking retards?

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

I've never seen a clogged toilet overflow. I think it only happens in made up stories, which is why this story is shens.

sure as hell does happen in real life.

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

It can happen without repeated flushing.

zactly

 

[zeruty]

I've never seen a clogged toilet overflow. I think it only happens in made up stories, which is why this story is shens.

Wrong.
It happens, trust me.

I've had to lift the lid off the tank before to lift the float.... sometimes not in time and it spilled on the floor.

I did grow up in a shitty mobile home with a septic tank, thats why it happened several times for me.... but it does happen!

Lifting the float while plunging furiously is good times...

 

[Dari]

How can you have an erection and pee at the same time? Besides, I rather pee on the floor than shit on it.

 

[AdamK47]

How can you have an erection and pee at the same time? Besides, I rather pee on the floor than shit on it.

Never had morning wood? 45 degrees to the toilet and you better hope you have good traction.

 

[BudAshes]

lol, those pictures are hilarious in their simplistic vulgarity. We need Yoyoyohowsdajello to make a movie out of it.